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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted September 24, 2008 06:44 PM |
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You guessed older? That's a cardinal sin! CONFESS!!!
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted September 24, 2008 07:54 PM |
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Edited by baklava at 19:57, 24 Sep 2008.
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Hahah, this isn't bad actually.
I love it how you remembered Sarky Just don't overuse him.
Oh and, speaking of cardinal sins, where's Fortress_Zan? Living on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere is entertaining, but living on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere with a fanatical catholic is simply perfect
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 24, 2008 07:59 PM |
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Why the HELL am I 30 years old?
Do I LOOK 30 years old?
Do I ACT 30 years old?
Do I DRINK like a 30 years old... ok, scratch the last one.
What is wrong with you, man? Why are you trying to make Pan and her followers look older? You do know that this hazardous for your health, right? Veeeeery hazardous. Especially when Pan is on your team and has a working penalizer.
Oh and KD is not anywhere close to being my padawan. He is, at the very best, Jar Jar - an annoying little thing that never shuts up.
Anyway, as your punishment I think that Pan should throw you of a cliff to my tribe and help me get to her tribe, so that you get stuck with KD, how's does THAT sound to you, gramps?
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted September 24, 2008 08:02 PM |
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Quote: Why the HELL am I 30 years old?
Do I LOOK 30 years old?
Do I ACT 30 years old?
Do I DRINK like a 30 years old... ok, scratch the last one.
What is wrong with you, man? Why are you trying to make Pan and her followers look older? You do know that this hazardous for your health, right? Veeeeery hazardous. Especially when Pan is on your team and has a working penalizer.
Oh and KD is not anywhere close to being my padawan. He is, at the very best, Jar Jar - an annoying little thing that never shuts up.
Anyway, as your punishment I think that Pan should throw you of a cliff to my tribe and help me get to her tribe, so that you get stuck with KD, how's does THAT sound to you, gramps?
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 24, 2008 08:08 PM |
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And that's supposed to mean what exactly?
Pan was right (as always), you really need to learn to express yourself with words instead of pictures.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted September 24, 2008 08:12 PM |
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Quote: And that's supposed to mean what exactly?
Pan was right (as always), you really need to learn to express yourself with words instead of pictures.
Okay...*facepalm*
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 24, 2008 08:49 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 10:26, 26 Sep 2008.
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EPISODE 1: Struggle for Freedom Final Part
Day two: the day of the Challenge.
Mogo Mogo
The Mogo Mogo Tribe have spotted Crabs on their beach and wants to catch those.
Asheera: ANTI! Leve Britney and Tiffany Alone and come crap hunting!
Anti: (Sighs) You pepole don't know your priorites. Sya Latrz Chicks, The Gilrs are waiting
William: A crap! I mean Crab! Just there. Get it before it ****ing escapes!
Asheera, Jumps at the crab, but misses. William Picks it up, but the Crab pinches his thumb. Swearing loudly William tosses the Crab to Baklava, who drops it. Alc tosses his hammer at the crab, which traps the creature underneath it. Anti Picks it up reluctantly, but after he spots Tiffany and Britney Watching the Crab hunt with great attention, he proudly carries the crab to the basket Baklava is carrying, ignoring the crabs attempts to crush his fingernails. As soon as the Crab is trapped, Baklava closes the lid.
Baklava: Gotcha! One down, only (counts everyone on the island) 8 More and we will be able to have dinner. Well, that won't be too difficult, right?
William: **** off
Chapera
Pandora: Okay, Dagoth Hold that basket right there... kay don't move. I'll hunt some craps.
Pandora drinks some of her self-made boobins and Chases all the Crabs off the island. she manages to capture eight of them single handedly within the minute and puts them in the basket.
Saboga
Elvin: Let's not hunt for crabs. They are fast and their pinches aches a lot. Only madmen would hunt crabs with these chains on... Let's eat rice.
Gadi: Agreed
Eugen: Agreed
Radar: Agreed
Geny: Agreed
KD: Argeed
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE MAZE
Saboga, Chapera and Mogo Mogo arrived at the location of the Challgenge.
Val was waiting for him. Behind him, they could see a three foot tall Maze with Seemingly Narrow Passages. On the table next to Val they could see Chains and straps.
Val: Welcome Outcasts to the first Immunity Challenge. Behind me, you see a maze. The Challengz is to get though that maze as quickly as possible. moreover, you'll do this On your knees -otherwise you aren't able to stay in it- and with your necks tied to eachother. Communicating is very important, but to make it a bit more Challenging, you will have to put this (shows them a rubber strap with a rubber ball attached to it) in your mouth. The Winners may dettach their chains, that is both those on your neck and ankles, and a little Extra... the Second tribe are able to free themselves as welll, and the losers... will follow me to tribal Council, where they'll be fredd after they eliminate someone. Understood?
Saboga, Chapera and Mogo Mogo: Yes!
Then get ready
This Challenge is based on this one from the Dutch/Flemish edition.
Val: Everyone ready? Chapera?
Chapera: Yes
Val: Mogo Mogo?
Mogo Mogo: Yes
Val: Saboga?
Saboga: Yes
Val: Then the Games are started... NOW!
It was probably one of the most bizzarre games ever shown on Survivor. Saboga, Chapera and Mogo Mogo struggled to get through the maze.
Saboga Tribe: Elvin crawled in front, then Gadi, KD, Radar, Geny and Eugen. Elvin went left, and turned left and right, but came to an dead end. Saboga had to crawl back to the starting point losing lots of time. Then they too the Right turn, and went well untill they reached a fork. One would lead to a short Cut, while the other would Take them on a longer route. Elvin Hesitantly took the Right (=direction) side of the fork.
Champera Tribe TNT took the lead, followed by Azagal, Vangelis, Lexxan, Dagoth and Pandora. Champera decided go stright forward in their maze, but bumped on a Dead end soon. Luckily for them they hadn't been far from they starting point. However, Lex and Dagoth got tired and Pan had to drill both multiple times so that they could follow. They too reached a fork and TNT chose to go left.
Mogo Mogo Tribe: To make sure they didn't make any indulgent decisions, Mogo Mogo put Alcibiades in fron, followed by William, Asheera, Baklava, DarkShadow, and finally Antipaladin. They turned right in their maze and soon reached the fork. They too decided to turn left. However before they reached the fork, they had been advanccing slowly, with Alc being slow and Hesitant and Asheera soo inpatient that he pulled Baklava and Darkshadow with her (their neck must still hurt). Chaotically they moved forward... Whould they amke it to the Finish first?
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The Player hadn't seen each other during or after the Challenge after Val told them the results. He started with the Second Place...
Val: Second and Freed from Chains and Tribal Council are... Chapera!
The Chapera Tribe cheered as Val tosses them the key that would unlock all their chains.
Val: And now... The Winner and Loser... but before we commence let's show you what the winners get (he produced a Fishing net and a Jar filled with Rice out of Thin Air) a Fishing net and 500 Grammes of Rice to boot. The Winners of this Challenge are... MOGO MOGO
Val tossed another key to Mogo Mogo and handed the Rice and the net to Asheera. Good luck with it.
Mogo Mogo and Chapera left. The Saboga tribe Lay in the un, dissappointed, chained, Smitten...
Val: Saboga, you lost Today's Challenge. he tossed a third key at Elvin. See you at the Tribal Council.
Tribal Council 1: Saboga
Saboga entered with torches in their hands to the Tribal Council.
Val: Welcome to this first Tribal Council. Gadi, I'll start with you; Is there a leader already after two days?
Gadi: Well, not a leader actually, we do everything together, I don't think you can see anyone as a leader... Though Elvin is the closest to a leader.
Val: What do you think about that Elvin?
Elvin: Leader? Well, I'm not the type that likes to lead, but I don't like all that unnessecairy delay chain bondage gives, and Someone has to take the lead, so if no one does, I'll do it.
There was also a Crate on your island, with personal items. Knight Dougal, i've been told that you were the one able to keep his item. Did you enjoy your thunderspam?
KD: Yea. Thundaspam is like herowin for me. Thunderspam is great it's like that Song from Nightwish, Emo.
Val: Emo?
KD: Sorry, ment Nemo
Val: Have you build up cam yet?
The Question was directed at Eugen, but it was KD who anwsered
KD: yep We Build a simple Settelmnet.
Val: What do you think of your "settlement", Ra...
KD: Settelmnet is good!
Val: Right Dougal. Now Geny: How the Atmosphere in the camp?
Geny: The Atmosphere is fine, but could've been better though.
Val: Better? how?
Geny: Well, I'd rather not talk about it. Not yet.
Val: OKay.... Now it's time to vote: Gadi, would you like to vote?
Gadi stepped forward and walked over to the voting bench. He wrote a Name we couldn't see
Then Came Elvin, he silently took the pen and wrote a name down. Again, we couldn't see whom he voted for
Geny's turn came: He Wrote KnightDougal down in a Fast sweeping move. He spoke "KD, I didn't tell this a few minutes ago, but you've been extremely annoying, cocky and attention-seeking. It's ruining the Atmosphere. And btw: your Spam is pathetic
KD voted. he wrote down Geny. "Eugen let me keepp my Thundaspam, Elvin and Gadi build up camp with me, Radar is Funny Person. You remain do, Geny.
Radar and Eugen sliently casted their votes, but again, they didn't show nor explained they votes.
All votes were in the box now and Val opened it
Val: Who will be the first to be eliminated from Survivor? First vote: KD
Second vote: Geny
Third vote: KD
Fourth Vote: KD
Three KD, 1 Geny
Fifth vote: KD
It's is done already but I'll read the final vote...
Which reads KD as well.
Knight Dougal Walked to the Torches and took his won. He walked over to Val.
Val: KnightDougal, Tribe has spoke (he blew out KD's Torch)
Voting History
Gadi: => KD
Elvin: => KD
Geny: => KD
KD: => Geny
Radar: => KD
Eugen: => KD
END OF EPISODE 1
NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR
Asheera Cooks dinner - Sarky is missing - The Challenge is though, and the end... intriguing
Who will be the Second Outcast to be eliminated? This and Much more in the Second Episode of HC Survivor(R)!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 24, 2008 08:52 PM |
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@ Geny your age was a Typo lol. I mean 20. Fixed.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted September 24, 2008 08:55 PM |
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Can I be a sponsor? I can then use my money to bribe network officials to get the show Ghost Whisperer cancelled.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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radar
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Castle/Haven player
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posted September 24, 2008 08:58 PM |
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Edited by radar at 20:59, 24 Sep 2008.
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x 5
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 24, 2008 09:03 PM |
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KD couldn't stand a chance
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted September 24, 2008 09:11 PM |
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Since my age was fixed, I went ahead and gave the QP
I'm still bummed not to be on Geny's team, but I'll keep my fingers crossed for a merge
Darkshadow, seriously, enough with the pictures - keep the thread ontopic and fun - and the random images to the VW, not Tavern. thx.
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 24, 2008 09:12 PM |
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Apparently I forgot to post a Part of Part , so that Part is completely fixed
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 24, 2008 09:14 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 21:16, 24 Sep 2008.
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Quote:
I'm still bummed not to be on Geny's team, but I'll keep my fingers crossed for a merge
Well, before the merge, there WILL be a reshuffle in Episode three. Maybe you're luckly then
EDIT: thanks for the QP: I didn't expect to get sone so soon Wow Already... Time had flown since June (when I still had none)
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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eugen_cosmarul
Famous Hero
hey
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posted September 24, 2008 09:18 PM |
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Heh, I think we'll miss KD.
Oh, and sorry radar, for whatever will happen.
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted September 24, 2008 09:19 PM |
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If you drop the thread now that you got the shiney I'll take the QP away .. Remember, I'm known for being evil
Well I sure do hope for good things at the reshuffle - it just breaks my heart to think of poor Geny with no boobins
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted September 24, 2008 10:17 PM |
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Alright, lex, thanks, it was avery entertaining read!
It's ironical that today I had my first picture with Bonnie taken...
Coincidence?
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 24, 2008 10:40 PM |
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Next Episode will be tomorrow
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 24, 2008 11:16 PM |
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You got my attitude tight Reshuffle huh. We'll miss Geny?
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted September 24, 2008 11:33 PM |
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Quote: The Winners of this Challenge are... MOGO MOGO
No wonder, with my glorious leadership...
Oh wait, I was in the back with Anti.
No wonder, with me guarding their backs...
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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