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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted December 10, 2008 01:43 PM |
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Sorry for reviving, but I didn't know where to post this...
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted December 10, 2008 01:51 PM |
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I thought about that one too Probably everyone has.
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted December 10, 2008 01:55 PM |
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I haven't...
But then again my mind is full of rofls at the moment
http://www.engrish.com/page/24/
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted December 10, 2008 01:55 PM |
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Lol, funny picture.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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razor5
Famous Hero
Freezing...
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posted December 10, 2008 05:08 PM |
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Hey,reviving this thread determinates me to post a very silly cutscene story which I made (repeat,is very silly)
This is for Heroes V Players and not for Freyda,Godric,Isabel,demon,KD fans
Heroes 5 Hammers of Fate Campaing
Haven Campaing : Freyda's Dillema (i'd say better death and trash)
1st Cutscene:
Godric: Well fight,Freyda.I see the training that the instructors applied on you were good.I like this,good work my daughter.
Freyda: Father,this is only the will to fight
Godric: I know.Nobody is like you,you are a good fighter,smart-
Freyda: Father,please...I'm not perfect
Bodyguard: Hey,get out here! Our noble queen comes
Isabel: My bodyguards,please don't guard me very much here,because the Griffin Empire is safe
Bodyguard: NO!!! Isn't safe
Godric: Isabel,I think this knight is right.Those demons are attacking...and the new functions...Alaric...Laszlo...what are these men?
Isabel:The best we could use on that functions...and the commanding function is empty..
Godric: What??!! I am the commander of the Griffin Armies!!!
Isabel: Probably not...you are too old,Godric...but I don't want to offend you with this things
Godric: k,no problem.But finally who will lead our great armies?
Isabel: What do you think about...?
Godric: I listen 
Isabel: It's hard to tell you there will be too much happy in your life...
Godric: I listen
Isabel: Hmmmmm
Godric: I listen
Isadel: What about...?
Godric: I listen
*more 100 "I think" from Isabel and more 100 "I listen" from Godric
Freyda: *zzzzzZZZZZzzzzz* *wake up* OK ENOUGH,put me the commander and finish discussion,I got bored
Isabel: k
Godric: WHAT??? FREYDA??? SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE ON THE BATTLEFIELD.AND AGAINST THOSE DEMONS ??!! C'MON ISABEL,SHE HAS ONLY 2X (not official) YEARS OLD
Freyda: Father,you always told me that the age doesn't care when the fight for the empire is loved
Isabel: I think you daughter is right.We need new young talents.And if we try to know better,I'm only 2X (not official) years old and I'm the queen
Godric: Yes,yes...I have to agree...and sorry for being so angry of what Isabel said
Isabel: NP
Freyda: But where is my first battle?
Isabel: You will need to go with Alarik and Laszlo to fight with the demons,your instructor and trainer,will teach you what.Now,I will need to go to tell the peasants that we need to make their taxes much lower,hmmm those dirty men if they don't work and all their time is spent at MkDonnalt'zzz why they need lower taxes,because they don't have with what to buy Chessburgers,McChickens and Cokke.Anyway they are obese,and I hate obese men.I man who wasn't obese was Nicolai,poor him BUT THAT DEMONS KILL HIM!!!! **** THEM!!!! ARGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! I HATE OBESE I HATE OBESE I HATE OBESEEEEEEEEEEEE POOR ANTI-OBESE NICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STUPID DEMONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*the castle wall brokes*
Godric: Freyda,we better get refuge to the summer palace!!
Freyda: Father,our noble queen is only sad for losing her husband,all can have this unlocky thing-
Godric: COME FASTER!!! At 6X years old my ears can explode!!! COMEEE!!! COMEEE!!!
*Godric's ears explode,all trash from his ears get away.That time ha can hear better than anytime.
First about the Godric's-ears-trash smell,Isabel and all her bodyguard died,all troops,all peasants;all citizens,the walls have broken,the buildings also and short said,all destroyed*
Godric: I SAY TO GO BUT YOU DON'T WANT,NOW I CAN HEAR BETTER THAN ALL MY LIFE,EVEN WHEN I WORK FOR ANTI TRASH GRIFFIN* EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Godric raises his sword and he killed Freyda,his own daughter,his own love,the only one girl who never go to Griffin Empire MALL* and never spend 9999999999 gold coins for fur coats etc. (you know),because she spent that money for 999999999 for troops and the rest,well stealing Godric ones for fur coats ( LUCKY GODRIC )
Mission Lost - Freyda Killed
but...
Objective Updated : Clear all trash from the Griffin Empire
Keeping Objective: Your hero (KD) must must survive
New objective: Get the demons into trash
New Secondary Objective: Capture all Trash Car Depots
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© Copyright Anti Trash Griffin Empire Asociation and Griffin Empire MALL are copyright 100% to Griffin Empire City Primary and they can only be used for created stupid jokes (like Razor's one) about the Griffin Empire which can be rated on HC with "to delete" or simply deleted by Mods
What do you think? 
silly,more silly,or very silly or extremely silly... Please vote or only say "please delete this post"
Anyway,very funny picture,Ash 
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted December 10, 2008 06:44 PM |
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I'm actually glad this was revived. Not because it's my thread, but because it suddenly died after that little QP thing, without completing it's fate: to make us laugh untill we have belly-aches.
Funny pic, Ash.
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted December 10, 2008 10:11 PM |
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this had to be posted:
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted December 10, 2008 10:21 PM |
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For some reason I never found that particularly funny. Has some good parts but it's a bit of a cliche overall.
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted December 11, 2008 04:56 PM |
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Quite on the contrary, I must admit I always loved the style of that cartoon. Small details like "Thanx for saving us Orcs, now you are our slaves" is totally brilliant.
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What will happen now?
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted December 11, 2008 05:02 PM |
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every time they said 'aw, man...' I cracked up...
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted December 11, 2008 05:12 PM |
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Same here. Best part IMO is when:
"Thanks Orcs."
"No problem"
"Now you're our slaves."
"Aw, man..."
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted December 11, 2008 06:50 PM |
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Edited by zamfir at 18:50, 11 Dec 2008.
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My favourite part is with the angels:
"Mightst I stop of thine place? Worm?".
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5 Times TV
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted December 11, 2008 08:00 PM |
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Edited by Carcity at 20:00, 11 Dec 2008.
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"the wizards kicked out the necromancers jelous of their growing power but also cause they're kind of gross"
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