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Arcax
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Its quite hot inside...
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posted December 30, 2008 04:40 AM |
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Secret revealed! :x
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alcibiades
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of Gold Dragons
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posted December 30, 2008 09:53 AM |
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Dragonious
Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
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posted December 30, 2008 10:13 AM |
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What a disturbing secret!It should be locked away in the depths of Hell!(or Sheogh,Ashan-wise)
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"Thy gates have fallen. Thy walls have fallen. Thou head is mine."
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veco
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who am I?
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posted December 30, 2008 10:59 AM |
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Alci, don't let it get to you! She's just shy
good one Arcax 
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none of my business.
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VokialBG
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posted December 30, 2008 02:25 PM |
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LOL, great one 
Hey, Maeve isn't ugly, she just looks sour and merciless, normal for a female warrior, isn't it? I mean Irina is good looking but not like a warrior. She looks like, she will bake a bunch of cookies every moment 
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted December 30, 2008 02:28 PM |
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Even warriors have hobbies and making cookies can be quite rewarding
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Map also hosted on Moddb
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Asheera
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Elite Assassin
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posted December 30, 2008 02:31 PM |
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LOL Awesome pic Arcax.
btw Blizz, when's the next round coming?
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VokialBG
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posted December 30, 2008 02:47 PM |
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Even warriors have hobbies and making cookies can be quite rewarding
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Azagal
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Smooth Snake
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posted December 30, 2008 03:15 PM |
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They're all not pretty.
Rutger and Vittoro can be turned into something pretty though. Vittoro definetly needs to do something with his hair and that smug smile . Still Vittoro for me.
And something tells me that Maeve has an cheap smith...
Can't put my finger on it though...
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted December 30, 2008 04:39 PM |
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And something tells me that Maeve has an cheap smith...
Well, it explains this: 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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alcibiades
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posted December 30, 2008 05:03 PM |
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*lol* Guys, this is one of the best thread hi-jackings I've ever seen.
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Dragonious
Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
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posted December 30, 2008 09:45 PM |
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......Maybe i'll leave this topic for a few days.(might play Dark Messiah MP and be a nice leggy priestess)
I wonder what's the next line of creatures?
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VokialBG
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posted December 30, 2008 10:00 PM |
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*lol* Guys, this is one of the best thread hi-jackings I've ever seen.
We should do it more often
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broadstrong
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posted December 31, 2008 02:19 AM |
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I wonder what's the next line of creatures?
Until now, all factions are touched, except Stronghold. So I expect Stronghold creatures next (but most of them look ugly...).
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blizzardboy
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Nerf Herder
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posted December 31, 2008 06:22 AM |
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lol! What happened to this thread? It took a nosedive straight into insanity and awesomeness.
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blizzardboy
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Nerf Herder
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posted December 31, 2008 07:58 AM |
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It seemed as though Laszlo was going to blaze onward to victory until Irina whizzed past him in an unexpected surge of votes. She still refuses to acknowledge her victory since she thinks this competition is just a bunch of silly nonsense, but she will be held in captivity… in my bedroom… until the competition is over to determine who wins. Let’s hear it for Irina!
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And not a moment too soon, the civilized folk from the Stronghold faction have just arrived to participate in this contest.
Goblin Witchdoctor: And here we have the Goblin Tambourine players! Just look at them, they’re so cute with their little instruments and that little jig that they do.
*loosens collar*
Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? Oh look, they have a voodoo doll replica of me, that’s so cute….
Goblin Trapper: What the… mummies aren’t supposed to arrive until the neutral creature part of the show. Somebody get these guys out of here. Pay no heed to this. We’re moving on.
Centaur Nomad: Centaur Nomads are a non-nomadic type of Centaur that live a sedentary lifestyle in the Stronghold town. These non-nomadic nomads enjoy not traveling, not wandering, and not moving from place to place. They also enjoy gardening, baking cookies, and giving each other hoof massages.
Centaur Awesomator: The Centaur Marauder, more appropriately known as the Centaur Awesomator, is half-man/half-horse/half-….goat? That makes this a creature of 150% awesomeness and 0% mathematical sense. DO NOT EVEN CONSIDER DELVING INTO THE FORBIDDEN REALM OF THE 1/3’RDS, WE NEED TO KEEP THIS FRIENDLY FOR THE YOUNGLINGS.
Warmonger: We had to explain to these guys that this is a fashion show, not a kill-everybody-in-sight show. But then again, compared to the past problems we’ve had in this show, 50 murdered audience members is actually pretty good. These lovable lads are looking for you vote!
Mauler: We also had to explain to these guys that this is a fashion show, and not a kill-everybody-in-sight show. But unlike the Warmonger’s, they just kept killing people anyway. Oh well, we can always hire mercenaries to go out and capture people and force them to be our audience if we ever run out. Here are the Maulers!
Earth Daughter: In a nation of nothing but large, hairy, muscular male orcish warriors, the Earth Daughters pretty much get anything they want. If you’re an Earth Daughter in Stronghold, leave your umbrella at home, because…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K7u2AldB6Y
Sky Daughter: Sky Daughters are covered in weird poka dots and aren’t quite as popular as the Earth Daughters. They typically only have 5-8 boyfriends at a time. This usually results in them using chain lightning on the Earth Daughters and killing them, which makes the remaining Earth Daughters even more popular.
Executioner: These strapping young gentlemen have shown up in a full costume. They brandish a beautiful and massive axe that looks like it’s dripping with real blood. They have massive, unbelievably realistic fake teeth that are also dripping with what looks like real blood. And one of them is holding a head that looks completely identical to my assistant’s head. I don’t know how these guys do it.
Chieftain: Cheftains always steal the lunch money from Goblin Witchdoctors and buy excessive amounts of snacks. It’s made them put on quite a bit of weight, but they’ve sucked it in and bought suits of metal armor so that they come at you only in their finest attire. The Cheftains want your vote.
Paokai: I take great pride in the fact that I spelled this creature’s name correctly without even looking. The Paokai (Pack-okie-ack-aaaaahhhhhhhh-eye-I-aaaaaaaaah-ooooooo-eeeeeeh) is a marvelous creature that is so screwed up that it gets to be categorized in it’s own biological kingdom.
Foul Wyvern: Foul Wyverns have poisonously disgusting flagellants. A biological oddity to the Foul Wyvern is that their mouths and anal cavities are reversed, which makes these a creature to avoid at all cost on the field of battle.
Untamed Cyclopes: Even today, scholars intensely argue and debate over whether Untamed Cyclopes are actually on Stronghold’s side or not. Hundreds of thousands of orcs grieve over the lose of their fallen kin that have been crushed by the clubs of these enormous brutes. Sadly, the stronghold generals are too stupid to realize that their casualties from friendly-fire are higher than casualties from the enemy.
Blood-eyed Cyclopes: Shhh! Nobody make fun of these guys for wearing hula outfits. They still think they make excellent hula dancers, and we don’t want to make them upset because they’re very delicate and sensitive, and also because they’ll going into level 3 rage and start lasering everything in sight.
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VokialBG
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posted December 31, 2008 08:47 AM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 08:49, 31 Dec 2008.
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Goblin Witchdoctor. Yep, for the mask! Actually it's so cool, that I like to have one
All other Stranghold creatres are extremely ugly, or bad as idea
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Dragonious
Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
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posted December 31, 2008 11:28 AM |
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Those adorable little cra...err crafty golins with their dances.I'd vote for them if they hadnt been so keen with voodoo dolls.(If they win they just might give us replicas of all of us or sing Witchdocter to us. Id prefer Witchdocter)
I'd go for the untamed cyclops.They look simply huge and better than all the other creatures.
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Is it just my imagination or did i feel a sharp jab in my leg?
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Fauch
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posted December 31, 2008 11:33 AM |
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not totally sure.
maybe bloodeyed cyclop.
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alcibiades
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posted December 31, 2008 11:36 AM |
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As for how fashions go, this is a tough call ... not exactly like Stronghold is in the front line fashionwise. I'm tempted to vote for the Cyclops Hula-dancers, but I think fashionwise, the one-eyed look is dated, so I have to go with Vokial and vote for Witchdoctors for their classy masks.
Oh, and christmas came late this year, but since it's new year, I threw in a couple of qp's because you guys almost had me die from laughing the other day.
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