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Heroes Community > Heroes 5 - Temple of Ashan > Thread: HV Red Carpet Fashion Show
Thread: HV Red Carpet Fashion Show This thread is 30 pages long: 1 10 ... 19 20 21 22 23 ... 30 · «PREV / NEXT»
LordGodric
LordGodric


Known Hero
The Griffin Rider
posted February 17, 2009 05:25 PM
Edited by LordGodric at 17:51, 17 Feb 2009.

Quote:
Quote:
Did you get my cellphone for gremlin?

No it's a shame. It seems a rogue titan electrified my hotline.
Quote:
-> cheezburger = bread + cheese + 'meat' + bread, it isn't?

I wouldn't get a cheez burger from Marbas...
The meat part is you godric if you get a cheez burger from him.
Hehehehe i can hear Nebioros haviong fun in the torture chamber with that idiot of a gremlin.



no cheezburger from marbas?


I'll chase him until the end of ashan!
GRIFFIN ETERNAL!
*start hunting*



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Dragonious
Dragonious


Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
posted February 18, 2009 05:30 AM

LordGodric, I didn't mean no cheezburger, i meant you could be the meat. Nough derailing as Elvin said in the past(in a different way).
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted February 20, 2009 12:01 AM

*glares* Show some respect for the thread people, no spamming.
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Map also hosted on Moddb

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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted February 20, 2009 12:05 AM

And I was just to write a nice ballad to Sir Robin LordGodric
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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Dragonious
Dragonious


Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
posted February 20, 2009 09:44 AM
Edited by Dragonious at 10:01, 20 Feb 2009.

Yay! Congratulations Elvin, you have just won 100 points for being the first MOD to score a bullseye against my post! (Or is it cause you are a sharpshooter)

Oops, spammed alredy......Anyways, what is the next row of contestants?oh wait nvm. It is probably the dungeon people. Hmm, who shall i vote for?



Yes, I know, Black dragons don't have riders.And no, I didn't upload this to be funny, i found it, thought it was cool, wasn't bothered to edit or find the original. It makes me sad to watch Dragons get manipulated like puppets.

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted February 21, 2009 07:07 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 07:19, 21 Feb 2009.

Well ladies and gentlemen, you have incorrectly voted for Nebiros to be your fashion finalist among the Inferno heroes. If he mysteriously slips and falls in the firing line of my sniper rifle just as I'm going to fire it, it's not my fault. You've all been warned. Just clearing that up right now. *cough* Now then, the Dungeon creatures have just arrived and they are looking lovely this evening!

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Assassin: "... Hi. I am... uhh, an assassin. Vote for me, or I will...assassinate you."



Stalker: "Hi, I'm surprised I bumped into you here, what a coincidence!"

Blizzardboy: "This is the fifth time you 'accidentally' bumped into me. You bumped into me once in the grocery store, once in the park, once in pizza shop, and the fourth time in my own house."

Stalker: "It's a small world, isn't it?"

Blizzardboy: "We live on different continents."

Stalker: "Sometimes fact is stranger than fiction."

Blizzardboy: "Seriously, please stop stalking me."

Stalker: "Do you want to go to the coffee-house some time? I know your favorite is Dark Chocolate Rasberry Mocha."

Blizzardboy: "The fact that you know that is totally creepy. Next!"



Blood Sister: "Sisters! Give me a B. B! Give me an L. L! Give me an O. O! Give me another O. O! Give me a D. D! Give me a S. S! Give me an I. I! Give me an S. S! Give me T. T! Give an A. A! Give me an R. R! What's that spell? Blood Sistars! Wait... can we start over?



Blood Witch: "It's not what you think, I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch! I don't even look like a witch!"



Minotaur Taskmaster: "Ha! We're taskmasters! And we're slaves! We're enslaved taskmasters! Ha ha ha! ... How does that even work?"



Minotaur Guard: "Speak for yourselves taskmasters! We're the ones responsible for guarding things. Yea, see this ring of keys that unlock our shackles? We have them! You know the dark elves have to be short on manpower when they give the job of guarding keys to their slaves."



Titan: Bow to me!!!

Grim Raider: Hiiiiiyaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Titan: Arrrrgggghhhhh.....



Grim Raider: Yayayayayayayayay!!!!



Brisk Raider:"The Grim Raiders think they're so cool, but we're really important too. I just wish we had a chance to speak. We..."

Blizzardboy: "Next."



Foul Hydra: "Good evening ladies and gentlemen. It is our esteemed privilege to speak to you this evening, and before any prejudice may be encountered due to our mien and seemlingly intimidating composure, let us assure you that it is only within our best interest and affection that you be as amiable to us as we are to you. Indeed, it can be said that behind all material masks, when one delves into the metaphysical realms the soul, we are all of the same kindred spirits, can it not? With that being said, we appeal to your generosity to vote for us, for indeed, we would be left most disparagingly disappointed if you were to do anything to the contrary."



Deep Hydra: "Though our biological cousins raise a commendable point concerning their stature and their yearning for appreciation in the larger community, cannot it not be said that we have just as much compulsion for such a petition? Indeed, if ye be any advocate at all of civil egalitarianism, you cannot heed the calls of the Foul Hydras without also heeding our calls. Verily, it is likewise our desire to receive your vote as well. Considering, then, that both ourselves and the Foul Hydras wish for your vote, what then can be the deciding factor in this conundrum? Let us tip the scales by proclaiming herewith that we will forever indenture our friendship to you, should you vote for us."



Shadow Mistress: "Hi there. Vote for me, and see how far down the rabbit role goes."



Shadow Matriarch: "Don't vote for the Shadow Mistresses! Look at the them! They're dressed like snows! You should vote for a gal that is dressed more properly. Like.. er... hrm.... uhhh.... errrr... hrm....me?"



Black Dragon: "Ehehehehe, everybody in this room is going to vote for me. I spent my life savings on an incredibly powerful potion of charisma that will make all of you desperately admire me beyond your control!"
*drinks potion*
*resisted*
"Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



Red Dragon: *lights cigar* Please. Do you people honestly think any of the other creatures here stand a chance compared to me? I don't need to give a speech baby, I was born beautiful. Cya at the finals.


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DarkCrystal
DarkCrystal


Promising
Supreme Hero
Staright out of line
posted February 21, 2009 07:43 AM

I vote Stalkers!

They are cool and somehow reminds me my avatar.

BTW, shouldn't first post be updated?
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Sometimes I'm about to yell: "It is flat you idiots!" But I don't wanna die in fire.

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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted February 21, 2009 08:12 AM

Deep Hydra
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.

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veco
veco


Legendary Hero
who am I?
posted February 21, 2009 09:21 AM

I'm between voting on Brisks and Reds... but since Reds will prolly get more votes I pick
Brisks
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none of my business.

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Dragonious
Dragonious


Adventuring Hero
Playing FFX
posted February 21, 2009 09:23 AM
Edited by Dragonious at 09:24, 21 Feb 2009.

HOT!HOT!HOT! Some1 please!I need water! No no not from you assasin, point that breath away from me dragons, i need water! *SPLASH*

*Submerges* aaaaaahhh. That so-called fine dark elf cuisuine is so hot! I feel like hell is on my throat. Oh no, the dark elves are here. O wait, this is the fashion show.

.....oooohh god this is hard to vote. I won't pick the black dragons,their line of "I made charisma potion" is just not good. I'm saying they're dummies. Red dragons down the caverns.

Where are the assasins?

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Berny-Mac
Berny-Mac


Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
posted February 21, 2009 01:57 PM

der gronda!
anagram!
only the obviously simpleton could figure this out!
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Skyrim RP? YES!
Here it is!

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Asheera
Asheera


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
posted February 21, 2009 03:51 PM

I like the Black Dragon but he tried to cheat and lost my respect

So Furies for me.
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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted February 21, 2009 05:34 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 17:34, 21 Feb 2009.

Blood Sisters  
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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Card_Ximinez
Card_Ximinez


Famous Hero
no
posted February 21, 2009 05:41 PM

Red Dragon!
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wtf this still exists

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alcibiades
alcibiades


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
posted February 21, 2009 05:44 PM

Dungeon fashion taste doesn't really overlap with mine ... Hmmm ... I think I'll vote for Foul Hydras, because they actually look kind of classy with the head-gear and all.

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razor5
razor5


Famous Hero
Freezing...
posted February 21, 2009 07:59 PM

Minotaur Guard

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LordGodric
LordGodric


Known Hero
The Griffin Rider
posted February 21, 2009 10:40 PM

*read about gark elves 'slavery system' with minotaurs*  lol!
*read hydra's speech* lolē - they sepak english better than me! rs
*read about dragons charisma potion* Rofl!

people, as u know, im not natural english speaker... then...
does someone can tell me what means 'bow to me', as the titan said?

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hum... i like assassins, the blood sisters, the lizard riders and the matriarchs... but the hydras speech won my vote... well... can i vote for the bot hydras? if i cant i vote for the deep hydra!

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Berny-Mac
Berny-Mac


Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
posted February 22, 2009 12:11 AM

you guys notice that all heroes voted for are female (except for Nebiros, he feels so left out...) right?
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Skyrim RP? YES!
Here it is!

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Nebdar
Nebdar


Promising
Supreme Hero
Generation N
posted February 22, 2009 12:58 AM

Black Dragon couldn't ressist the choice..... Maybe it is a bug
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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted February 22, 2009 01:01 AM

Quote:
Dungeon fashion taste doesn't really overlap with mine ... Hmmm ... I think I'll vote for Foul Hydras, because they actually look kind of classy with the head-gear and all.


I can recon. BDSM doesn't suit the Chaste
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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