Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted December 09, 2008 05:51 PM
I vote for Geny
____________ Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted December 09, 2008 11:47 PM
Does this mean the round is over? When can I start my claiming?
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Yolk and God bless.
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These pools were chosen by flipping a coin for each person.
The top two vote-getters of each pool will advance to the finals.
Pool 1:
MightyMage
Magmaeater
Broadstrong
Geny
Contest 1:
HC has long been a place filled with conspiracies, such as the latest, Proof that Asheera is a Man. Come up with your own HC conspiracy and provide an explanation as to why you believe this conspiracy is true.
MightyMage:
Asheera and The_Death
Siblings….and LOVERS!
It is a well known fact and/or rumor that The_Death and Asheera both post from the same IP address. Many have speculated that they simply know each other, others have said that they are brother and sister while a select few claim that they are in fact married. What if they are both. Who knows what twisted customs they may have in their far off country of Not America. Asheera? A man? I think not. She is a woman who has decided to marry her brother so that they may conceive the ultimate mixture of SIRIOUSness and SPAM. A child who will tear apart the very fabric of HC. Don’t be fooled by Asheera’s willingness to “get along” or The_Death’s….uh…debating powers. They are the bringers of the online anti-christ.
DOOM TO ALL!
Magmaeater:
(Did not submit)
Broadstrong: The Real Reason for GenieLord's Departure as a Moderator:
GL leaves modship because he is too busy for the next year to be a mod? Not just that, there are other hidden reasons:-
(1) He is disappointed that Geny and antipaladin, his fellow countrymen, are basically spamming the threads like nobody's business, even though he himself is a very responsible poster. Despite his repeated pleas (or warnings?), Geny and antipaladin continue to spam. Sigh...spoiled GL's reputation...
(2) GL also likes ... Pandora! Pandora must be so attractive, not only making both Geny and GL like her (so much so that Geny is a "jealous lover"), but also deepening their strife by condoning Geny's spamming behaviour. No wonder Pandora is hardly in HC of late (or that would make her a poor mod by not controlling Geny's spamming). Maybe some other mods condone (though not appove) Geny's spamming and this made GL more disappointed...
Sigh...The harms of spamming...
Geny: GenieLord – mod under cover.
As you all must’ve noticed, GenieLord has recently stepped down from his position as a moderator. He did that after being a mod for only a few months at best. Some of you may have even missed the fact that he was a mod at all. I admit I haven’t been in HC since its beginning, but such quick change of heart has got to be some sort of record. That just doesn’t make any sense – GL finally got the position he wanted for so long and then just quit? For what reason? He said it was lack of time, but let’s face it – he’s a 15 year old kid, the only things that he’s doing is going to school and surfing in the internet.
So why did he really abandon modship? The answer is – he didn’t. He’s been taken into the ModSquad and after a quick assessment was given an assignment of highest importance: an undercover mod. And so he was sent back to us, regular members. He created a lot of noise along the way to convince us that he is NOT a mod anymore and we shouldn’t be cautious of him. What’s the purpose of this elaborate ruse, you ask? The reasons for this may be different. He will most probably find some minor underground spam groups along the way and alert the other mod about them, but I believe it is not his main objective. In his time at HC GenieLord has posted in most (if not all) major forums, so he knows very well how an average member of every one of those forums would behave. Following the same logic, he would be able to recognize posters who are above average. He will then use his natural charisma and great social skills to secretly convince those members to join the Mod Squad thus increasing the moderators’ numbers and power.
The only question that remains is: why would the mods want anymore people? That is a very complicated question, but I will give you a few pointers. As you might’ve noticed, there were some serious changes in the ModSquad this year. Inactive mods have been relieved of their duty, many new mods were hired. Many forums now have three mods or more. In fact, the number of mods is already enough to make a small army. Why would the mods need an army? Let me put it this way… We all know Valeriy is not on most of the time, but usually he didn’t need to worry about his community because Pandora was here to loyally guard his interests. However, with Pan’s new job she herself has become barely active. So now when all the major powers are occupied the other mods may be strong enough to overthrow Val and rule HC with an iron fist. I even heard rumors that they have a special anti-admin bag at the attic of the ModSquad, right where Bo… You Know Who used to be. Who is behind this nefarious plot? No one really knows. Some say it’s a mod gone insane (long ago), others that a secret society of supreme spammers (SS) has tricked the mods into doing this, some even think that You Know Who (NOT Namus) himself has finally returned. Whoever it is, one thing is for sure – should he succeed, we will all be in big big trouble…
Pool 2:
Lord_Woock
DagothGares
William
Asheera
Contest 2:
Throughout the history of HC, there has been drama. Submit an entry that is a parody of any historic or current event about the drama of HC.
Lord_Woock:
DagothGares:
(Did not submit)
William:
(Did not submit)
Asheera:
nce upon a time there were two bitter enemies. One of them was a Ram breeder, for the sole reason to get many Sour Ram Testicles, and his name was Trix-Nitrov-Toluenesso, TNT for short. The other is a fan of Pistachios, Reddy Soxxan Fanalitta, or RSF for short.
Seeing as both like to annoy other people either by throwing SRTs at them or giving them Pistachios, they are in a constant competition and can't stand each other. One day, when they found out the location of the Turban of the Admin, deep in the Modella Squadist Mountains, they both started heading there to get it. It is said that this ancient artifact gives the weilder the powers of a God.
However, it wasn't long until they crossed each other's path on the way there, and thus started a long fight. SRTs and Pistachios were flying all over the place, both throwing them like insane. Because of this, they couldn't advance on their way to the Turban, obviously, and as it is most of the time the case, there was a third guy named Geny, who was seeking the Turban for himself as well. Although Geny is a human and not a squirrel, he has a special attraction towards Peanuts.
When two fight, third one wins. So it is that Geny was advancing to the Turban while TNT and RSF were fighting mercilessly. However, as soon as they found out about Geny from their scouts, they stopped fighting and agreed to ally themselves to catch and finish Geny off before it's too late. They were weakened after their fight so they probably needed their power combined to defeat the Peanut lover.
When Geny was approaching the Turban, the other two managed to catch him. Geny turned around, chuckled and threw a Peanut at them. TNT and RSF were charmed by the Peanut and both wanted to get it, so they started to fight... again. Geny was once again in the lead and was approaching the Turban of the Admin even more.
Just as he was almost able to touch and get it, RSF realized that they have been fooled, and he gave a terrible Pistachio to TNT, who stopped fighting and realized the true situation himself. So he immediately threw a SRT at Geny, to stop him before it's too late... but Geny dodged it, and the SRT hit the Turban which fell off the Altar on which it stood.
The ground started to tremble and the Admin himself, Valerissimo (although he likes to be called Valeriy), appeared in front of them. It had three heads, six arms and was stinking horribly, but the brave adventurers weren't intimidated by this abomination, who started to speak: "You have come to your doom, Richard -"
Richard? What the hell?!... oh, sorry guys, I got distracted and was reading from a different Fantasy book. So where were we? Ah yes:
The ground started to tremble and the Admin himself, Valerissimo (although he likes to be called Valeriy), appeared in front of them. He was shocked to see his Turban not on his Altar.
Valeriy: "What happened here? I demand an explanation!"
RSF: "It is all Geny's fault! He dodged that SRT who pushed the Turban off the Altar!"
Geny: "MY fault? You've got to be kiddin me! It was not MY SRT, after all, so I say the guilt should go on TNT."
TNT: "I wouldn't even throw that thing in that direction if RSF didn't give me that disgusting Pistachio. So I say it's all his fault!"
Valeriy: "Well, you're all confusing here guys. Tell you what, I'm going to penalize all of you. Nobody will be allowed to enter these Mountains from here on, except my special guardians called Moderators. And now I'm just going to teleport you back home."
After they were teleported back, a heated argue once again rose between them:
RSF: "It's all your fault Geny! Look what you've done dodging that SRT!"
Geny: "TNT shouldn't have thrown that SRT in the first place! So stop accusing me."
TNT: "RSF, you'll pay for giving me that Pistachio! Look what it led to!"
* TNT attacks RSF, RSF attacks Geny and Geny strikes at TNT *
And this is:
Woock and Asheera advanced to the finals uncontested. Congrats to you both.
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted December 13, 2008 02:01 PM
For Pool 1, I vote for Mighty Mage.
Is the second pool even subject to voting?
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Yolk and God bless.
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Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted December 13, 2008 07:14 PM
RSF, when are you going to post my challenge entry?
____________ Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake