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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted November 30, 2008 04:38 AM |
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I hate to break it to you this way but I am not human
The pic of that blond guy I posted long ago was one of our abductees who wanted to stay... We've evolved past hair and my skin is very pale that glows in black lights. You see, we are 10,000 only years past humans and we are warm creatures that can take the cold, but since we are warm we have no need for hair, thus we evolved.
We use black lights and we don't live on the moon, or some planet, or some ship, but we live in spaces in space that are surrounded in technology (self sustaining battery charges and mirror like technology you humans abdicted in a james bond movie with his car.
We speak the basic language and we arent telepathic but we are capable of teleporting.
I am going to die soon which is why I'm telling you this, that we do exist.
I'm serious..
This is not a joke.
We are Namus, as you would like to say. And whoever the true namus is of this community is a great being. He or She gives you something to worship. Up here we are namus..
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What are you up to
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted November 30, 2008 04:55 AM |
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Yes yes... It's all very very ZEN my friend
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 30, 2008 05:29 AM |
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Nobody panic! There is no such thing as aliens. Now would all of you please look right at the end of my pen...
*flash*
Nothing happened. Go on with your business.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted November 30, 2008 06:16 AM |
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Edited by Celfious at 06:19, 30 Nov 2008.
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I'm not trying to make a joke, I live in a space in space. It looks a lot like earth when I walk around town it but I'm serious about it not being earth. I just figured it out today.
If I wasnt serious wouldnt I post this in the vw?
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mvassilev
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posted November 30, 2008 06:24 AM |
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Are you aware that the Earth is a space in space?
*guys, I'll keep him distracted, you tranquilize him*
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Eccentric Opinion
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Nikita
Famous Hero
Meepo is underrated
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posted November 30, 2008 07:30 AM |
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there is no hope,namus can duplicate itself
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted November 30, 2008 07:38 AM |
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Edited by Azagal at 07:41, 30 Nov 2008.
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lol mvass  .
Yeah Celf it's cool. You be whatever you want to be it's all ZEN. But if you really want to know I'm not takeing you serious at all on this one sorry .
EDIT: But seriously that's just me being ignorant.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted November 30, 2008 08:25 AM |
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I know no one will ever be convinced no longer how long I tell this story
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Darkshadow
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Cerise Princess
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posted November 30, 2008 09:12 AM |
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Aww, maybe a good cuban cigar would help you?
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted November 30, 2008 10:42 AM |
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hey celf,i will belive it,and make sure other will too...for 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars.
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types in obscure english
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baklava
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Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted November 30, 2008 10:59 AM |
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*guys, I'll keep him distracted, you tranquilize him*
If by "tranquilize" you mean "maim with a large club", I'm in.
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is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 30, 2008 11:02 AM |
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But...but your status says you are a cat. Unless you are an alien cat? Hmm why do alien cats abduct humans and post their pictures on the net..? 
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TheDeath
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with serious business
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posted November 30, 2008 03:23 PM |
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Hmm why do alien cats abduct humans and post their pictures on the net..?
Because they need pets too?
don't worry mate I believe you
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The above post is subject to SIRIOUSness.
No jokes were harmed during the making of this signature.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 30, 2008 03:30 PM |
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted November 30, 2008 03:42 PM |
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Sense
This thread makes none.
Actually I was pretty interested in this thread and somehow believed you, until I read about Namus. You do realize the Namus thing was a joke made by someone, hmm? It wasn't Namus' intention (the original user) to be worshiped
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted November 30, 2008 03:58 PM |
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It wasn't Namus' intention (the original user) to be worshiped
Wait... what? What makes you so sure that you can say that hmm? Seriously just walking arround makeing such PREPOSTROUS claims! No way Ash... I thought you were better than that .
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Asheera
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Elite Assassin
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posted November 30, 2008 04:10 PM |
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Aw come on, seriously... he didn't even make something related to being a god or something, but it's the people that interpreted him this way.
It's like someone makes a random painting, calls it abstract art, and then the people are amazed and find out 'inner meanings' of the painting, when the original author didn't have a clue at all.
But you're right, there is a chance (but very small) that Namus did want to be worshiped and such, but I doubt it was intended this way. I think it's more like "City", where Carcity didn't want to end up like this but the people (Geny, etc) made a new 'definition' for it.
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted November 30, 2008 04:10 PM |
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I literally would laugh my ass off if the real Namus decided to come back one day and saw all these threads and posts dedicated to his worship. It would probably freak him out.
@ Celf, wow. Alien huh? You refer to yourself as an Alien? Alright man. That's cool. Can you teach me how to teleport?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted November 30, 2008 04:12 PM |
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I didn't expect... this...
wow, euhhh
I digged through ouyr modern day library of Alexandria and..
I didn't know that one of the most recent major religions mentioned Namus.
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antipaladin
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Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted November 30, 2008 04:48 PM |
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Aw come on, seriously... he didn't even make something related to being a god or something, but it's the people that interpreted him this way.
It's like someone makes a random painting, calls it abstract art, and then the people are amazed and find out 'inner meanings' of the painting, when the original author didn't have a clue at all.
But you're right, there is a chance (but very small) that Namus did want to be worshiped and such, but I doubt it was intended this way. I think it's more like "City", where Carcity didn't want to end up like this but the people (Geny, etc) made a new 'definition' for it.
i'ts very funny you mentioned carcity,because it was my idea to call him city...
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