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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted December 08, 2008 06:05 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 21:28, 09 Dec 2008.
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HC Presents
Hello, considering Christmas is approaching and therefore the presents as well, and add to the fact that I'm sorry for my (over)reaction in here and I want to patch things up, I'd like to give some nice presents to my fellow HC members 
So I'll start with the ones that called me or Elvin overrated in that thread, since probably those were offended by my posts there. I'm sorry for that and I'd like to show this to you with these presents. I hope you like them 
Lexxan: I hate to say this but I'm sorry, I have no clue what you'd like at all. Hmm, I think you'd like a mighty flaming eagle as your pet. I have one of them from one of my fire mages friends, so you can have it. Just make sure not to touch it and get burned in the process. 
Eugen: Again, I'm not sure what you'd like but I'll try a guess and give you a nice QP so that you'll be Promising and also maybe give you some luck for the next round in the Duel Map Tournament.
Joonas: Not sure what you'd like so I'm going for what you said in that VW Thread: a piece of good swiss chocolate. Enjoy 
DarkShadow: It's pretty clear what this one wants: nukes, airplanes, guns, etc. However, I don't think you will enjoy nukes (don't get me wrong, they are devastating, but you won't have much fun with them and they aren't that versatile in helping you against thieves and such), and neither the bombers (same problems - not very versatile and not much fun), so I think you'll enjoy this railgun more than the other options.
Cepheus: The Lore master. When he is not discussing lore and trying to make sense of Ubi's world, he makes excellent mods for Heroes 5. What could be the best present for this one? What else than...
This interesting book covers all lore details from Heroes 1 to 5. Maybe this way you won't get headaches from trying to understand Heroes 5's lore.
Zamfir: A true Heroes fan, the present should obviously be something regarding this TBS. Let's see... how about, Nival's secret artwork and other files, hmm? Sounds interesting? I managed to crack their computers and get these files.
And if that's not enough for you, I have Heroes of Might and Magic 6 from them. Apparently they made it but didn't want to release it at all 
Oh and you can share it with Skele, of course
Now, let's get to the other members as well.
Dagoth: I'm giving Dagoth a Four Leaf Clover, a Golden Horseshoe and a lucky Rabbit's Foot so that he'll have enough luck to win the duel map tournament
Other than that I don't know what he'd like, but as he said in that VW thread, a supply of ice tea would be awesome, so I'll give you this as well.
Elvin: There are many things Elvin would need (although he doesn't want to admit) but I'm not sure which one would fit him better. But the high number of desyncs he gets when playing online is one of the most annoying things he has to experience, and worst of all he thinks it's his fault when other players get the desync. 
So I went to his Internet Provider company and managed to, ahem, 'convince' the boss to give Elvin a better and more stable network.
Mytical: Since what Mytical said in that VW thread is something not able to be done by me or any other person for that matter, I'll give something else as a present: a new performant and resistant computer so that there won't be any more nasty experiences with burning or not being able to play via Hamachi, etc.
Geny: What can be better for Geny than some nice refreshing boobins?
Oh and I'll also give you back the Peanuts my thieves stole. 
Pandora: I'm not sure what to give to Pan. Of course I'd give her a new quality whip to use it however she likes (on troublemakers like Namus perhaps? ), but I doubt that would be enough. So, I'm not sure if the next present would be a nice addition, but I'll hire someone to clean the VW regularly... I just thought that maybe you're a little tired of cleaning the VW.
MightyMage: What else to give to Mighty Mage than some sweets to increase his deliciousness even more 
Azagal: For Azzie, I think the best present would be the one and only Awesome Pill which will increase his awesomeness even further
Mamga: For Mamga, I'll give him a new high-performance computer so he can enjoy the games he likes to play. Nothing much to comment, but the present is actually worth a lot!
Carcity: This one would definitely benefit from a some kind of special artifact that charms the target... nobody will be able to hate City anymore
Omega: Like for Carcity, Omega would most definitely benefit from such an artifact. He'll be the best lawyer in the world, since he'll actually have the power to charm the jury and the judge.
mvass: Everybody knows mvass is a quote warrior, and since it's a negative thing like smoking, I'm giving him an excellent guide which is supposed to make every quote warrior lose this bad habit. Follow the steps carefully and maybe you'll succeed.
But that's not all, I will also give you a great book covering economics and politics. I'm sure you'd like it, or at least I hope so.
TheDeath: Well, since that guide to stop quote wars was given to mvass and I have only one copy, I have to find something else for Death... maybe some nice free souls for you to harvest?
Radar: There are a lot of things that Radar would like... from a nice computer set-up (including a new monitor), to some kind of modding help... but I guess I'll give him protection against what annoys him the most: leleleles.
The present is the special power to give penalties to leleles (as to how the system works to detect lelelels, don't ask me )
Celfious: I'm not really sure what Celfious would like, but I'll give him a nice collection of 100 most funniest lolcat pics.
William: I'm not sure what to give William, but I'll think some electronic musical instruments would be nice for you?
TitaniumAlloy: I think there's no comment needed for this present:Quote:
KKK KKK
KKK KKK
KKK KKK
KKKKKK
KKK KKK
KKK KKK
KKK KKK
KKK KKK
KKK KKK
KKK KKK
Xerox: What could be better for this one than something regarding WoW? I went and managed to 'convince' Blizzard to make a WoW 2 soon enough, and give it freely to Xerox and not even require a monthly fee for him.
MORE TO COME (for other members)
UPDATES
Anti: Since you have that disease a spelling dictionary wouldn't help, so I'm giving you a potion that will cure you. Then you'll be able to write very fast and correct as well.
Alcibiades: Alc would definitely benefit from a new powerful Hammer which has increased anti-spam capabilities, to keep order in the Temple and Altar. Annoying spammers? Crush them into dust
Adrius: How about a Potion that will increase your Strength, Agility and Vitality, so that you'll become even more awesome, and that way nobody will dare to misspell your name anymore.
Card_Ximinez: I'll give you a spell to bring Spectrum back... ok, maybe this is not really a gift for you so I'll find something else
Let's see... since you'll have that 42 avatar, how about having the knowledge of Life, the Universe, and everything else? I just need to tell one of my mage friends to cast that ultimate knowledge spell on you.
Shares: I'll give you some nice quality SPAM.
Baklava: For you I'm going to make the baklava a protected specie, and nobody will be allowed to eat them anymore...
... so that only you will be able to eat them. Everyone knows you're a cannibal. (lol joking)
TNT: <insert some praises here> - that should do
PhoenixReborn: I'd like to give you something but I have absolutely no idea what... so I just hope that you'll enjoy a new performant computer since you said at CH that you're jealous on mine now.
RSF: Well how about some beer and maybe something to get you past phase 1?
Homer: What else than lots of movies? And not just movies, but high-quality movies. I'll give you the top 10 movies from 10 different genres so that you'll have both a very good and versatile collection.
Oscarius: No idea what would be nice for you so I'm going with what you said in that VW thread and give you some money. Buy some nice things with it.
Shadowcaster: Perhaps the ability to be 'hidden' while online would be of use, since you like to lurk? This way you'll have access to the Mod Squad and other online-only features without getting out of the shadows.
GenieLord: Happiness and peace would be the best gifts, but these can't be given just like that. So I'll have to give him something else... maybe something to 'fix' his current problems so that he'll be able to be a Mod again and have more time for HC?
emilsn: First of all + so that you won't have any more negative QPs from your past mistakes... Then, as far as I know, you have some kind of music band so I'll give you some nice musical instruments as well
Lord_Woock: As the oldest member of this community which is still active (true?) I'll grant you this honorable title. Other than that I'm not sure what to give you...
Corribus: I suppose a good collection of chemistry stuff would be nice for you? Maybe you'd like to try some weird things, but make sure you won't blow up the lab in the process
Angelito: Not really sure what you'd like so I'll just wish a happy long life for your daughter.
Kookastar: Cookies Can't think of something else at the moment.
Lich King: Rabbits for dinner
ThE_HyDrA: Probably something that gets him back first... Perhaps a new Heroes game?
Valeriy: No idea what to give him except something improving HC, so I'm giving him some anti-malware protection to prevent and hacks in the future.
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted December 08, 2008 06:09 PM |
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Other than the fact that you called me incredibly lucky, I totally love this! Man, I think my luck had ran out but no more!
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted December 08, 2008 06:12 PM |
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted December 08, 2008 06:23 PM |
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William: I'm not sure what to give William, but I'll think some electronic musical instruments would be nice for you?
Awww, thanks Ashy.
I dunno what to get you though 
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted December 08, 2008 06:39 PM |
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Thanks Ashie, you are the best Curious to hear what else you had in mind about the things I don't admit
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted December 08, 2008 07:10 PM |
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Hey, ashie all I want now, is a new Watch
But a Flaming Eagle is just pwnzors, especially after my canari died... five years ago
thanx ^^
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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eugen_cosmarul
Famous Hero
hey
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posted December 08, 2008 07:24 PM |
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Awwwww thanks Ash
Though I would like a guitar...
But hey... a QP is great... and some luck too.
As for your present, it's a camera... to finally take and post pictures of you. 
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Cepheus
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Far-flung Keeper
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posted December 08, 2008 07:29 PM |
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*drools*
Asheera for galactic president!
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted December 08, 2008 08:12 PM |
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@Dagoth: I didn't call you incredibly lucky, I gave you a lot of lucky artifacts so that you may be able to beat the "Elvin Luck" as well (check that Duel thread to see what I mean)
@Everyone else: Thanks
And you don't have to get me each something, I'll be overwhelmed with presents (maybe just one present from the entire community though)
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted December 08, 2008 08:32 PM |
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Edited by Celfious at 20:35, 08 Dec 2008.
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lolcats is all I could ask for thanks
I in return give everyone live turkeys.. Please don't kill them they are pet turkeys.
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What are you up to
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted December 08, 2008 09:06 PM |
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Tha*hic*thankssss, Ash. You da... best.
P.S. Cepheus is Celfious' pet? So that's the connection!
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted December 08, 2008 09:16 PM |
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i didn't get a present ?
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types in obscure english
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted December 08, 2008 09:21 PM |
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As I said there are more to come. (well tomorrow I will give more)
Oh and I may forget about some of you if you don't post in here (I mean about those that didn't get presents)
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted December 08, 2008 09:27 PM |
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Don't worry about me. I don't get offended in internet forums.
...come to think of it, neither should you.
It's just not worth it.
But I'll have this chocolate anyways.
I'd send you a new type of poisoned knife but since I don't know where you live(assisin's hideout doesn't work the mail office said) I can't do that.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted December 08, 2008 09:35 PM |
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Zamfir: A true Heroes fan, the present should obviously be something regarding this TBS. Let's see... how about, Nival's secret artwork and other files, hmm? Sounds interesting? I managed to crack their computers and get these files.
And if that's not enough for you, I have Heroes of Might and Magic 6 from them. Apparently they made it but didn't want to release it at all
Oh and you can share it with Skele, of course
Thank you, Ash. I just can't wait to upload all those artowrks on Hc - for a QP, ofc.
And Heroes VI is really amazing (they added many good suggestions from the Altar).
DOn't worry about Skele - he'll try to mod H6 so it will work on that PSP.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 08, 2008 11:07 PM |
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Well, since that guide to stop quote wars was given to mvass and I have only one copy, I have to find something else for Death...
Dot dot dot ...
Many thanks for your kind gifts, Asheera. And I give you SELECTIVELY PERMEABLE GLASSES - so you'd be able to read some people's posts and completely ignore others.
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Eccentric Opinion
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted December 09, 2008 04:45 AM |
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MightyMage: What else to give to Mighty Mage than some sweets to increase his deliciousness even more
Well thaks Ash. I appriciate the gift. Happy Holidays to you.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted December 09, 2008 08:29 AM |
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Edited by Aculias at 10:39, 09 Dec 2008.
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Sorry is for something you actually did wrong
Happy Holidays everyone
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Dreaming of a Better World
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xerox
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 09, 2008 08:36 AM |
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Yay WoW 2
But it should have been Universe of Starcraft ^^
Then I would pay for both games. And actualy, I want to pay monthy fee because I support Blizz(t)ard ^^
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Over himself, over his own
body and
mind, the individual is
sovereign.
- John Stuart Mill
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Shares
Supreme Hero
I am. Thusly I am.
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posted December 09, 2008 12:31 PM |
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Edited by Shares at 13:34, 09 Dec 2008.
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Oh! This is exiting! I'll give you guy(s) some gifts when I get home!
EDIT: I'm home! For Ash; I brought an invisible robe! Assasinating will be easy whith this! And I mean, an invisible cape is just stupid, it doesn't cover the hole body!
For Lexxan I got a phoenix feather, except for being REALLY COOL and awsome! it can turn things on fire! Like quite small and flammable stuff, it's quite small.
For Mighty I got a mirror! Now you can watch any part of that delicius... eh. Thing!
For Pan I got a RED STAR!
Well I guess that's enough, I dont wan't to overspam with a stolen idea!
RANDOM SPAM
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