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Conn
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Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted April 10, 2002 09:28 PM |
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*Comes out of the back room* Yawwwwn! What is this? I see many people in here, but none seem to be buying! This is not a tavern, you know...So, what can i offer you?
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 Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted April 11, 2002 07:27 PM |
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You can tell Aculias here that Norbert is an undead chicken dressed as a non-undead one.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted April 11, 2002 07:33 PM |
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted April 11, 2002 10:07 PM |
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I would like to buy some "finishing ability" to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink because if he had some they wouldnt have played 0-0 with blackburn and the fight about last champions league spot would still be interesting 
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"Youre zeroes and ones, youre wrong where im right"
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted April 11, 2002 10:18 PM |
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<Entering the shop>
"Norbert? You named your chicken Norbert? Look you Potter loving, pumpkin drinking, Hermione-worshipping, slytherin-hating dork, why would you keep a pet chicken?"
<Thinks for a moment>
"Hey shopkeeper! How much for the colonel's 11 secret herbs & spices?"
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SirDunco
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted April 12, 2002 12:20 AM |
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*comes in holding a loaded bow*
*comes over to The_Gootch and points it at his head*
Now Gootchie this is no place for little boys. Now i recomed that u walk out of here and never come close to me or Norbert or Woock or u will find an arrow in ur head. Now GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK AND NEVER AGAIN INSULT WOOCK!
*Grabs Gootch and throuws him out the door*
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted April 12, 2002 12:26 AM |
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how can you grab and throw someone out if you are carrying a loaded bow?
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"Youre zeroes and ones, youre wrong where im right"
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted April 12, 2002 05:54 AM |
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Gootch must really be a lightweight lol
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Dreaming of a Better World
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted April 12, 2002 01:11 PM |
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<Stops, whirls around, and proceeds to put Sir_Dunco in a Gracie death-lock>
"Okay you little punk. I've been waiting for this opportunity. Say 'uncle'. What? I can't hear you! Say you play with dolls! Say you play with Pee-Wee Herman dolls!"
<Gouges Sir_Duncos eyes>
"Have you had enough you little twerp? Huh!?!? Oh, you can't breathe? Is that why you can't answer? Get the hell out of my face before I wrap your bow around your neck and do some real damage, amatuer."
<Realeses Sir_Dunco, kicks him in his butt and walks back into the shop>
"And you, you stinking zoo animal--call me a lightweight again."
"Hey shopkeep, got any chimera-be-gone spray?"
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted April 12, 2002 01:18 PM |
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*sneeking up behind gootchie poochie and pinning a letter to his back*
KICK ME
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted April 12, 2002 01:27 PM |
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*sneaks up behind Gootchie and prints
'And Give Me A Wedgy'
Underneath 'kick me*
Mwhahahaha!!
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 Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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SirDunco
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted April 12, 2002 01:35 PM |
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*Shakes his head and comes back to The_Gootch*
I Don't think understud me? Now out!
*The_Gootch just laughs*
Well this is the way ur gonna play? I don't need a weapon to hurt u.
*First grabs The_Gootch by his neck with one hand. Lifts him up in the air and drops him down.*
Had enough? No? I can do more.
*Kicks The_Gootch in his @$$*
And for the grand finale!!!
*The Gootch is laying on the floor. Sir Dunco comes and gives him a wedgy. Grabs him carries him out side and drops him into a hole full of mud*
That should teach him something!
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted April 12, 2002 01:43 PM |
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<Comes right back>
"Hey Sir_Dunco, you forgot something! It's this six-pack of whoop-a** I'm about to lay on you."
<Hooks and jabs another game geek into the ground, takes his bow, snaps it like a twig, and chokes the living daylights out of Sir_Dunco with his own bow string.>
"Now back off ladies, or the tree-hugging eco-terrorist gets it!"
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted April 12, 2002 01:45 PM |
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Fine!
But as I have been severly told off by my SO, I guess I'd better be good... 
*writes in 'small' before 'wedgy'*
There, happy?
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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SirDunco
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted April 12, 2002 01:52 PM |
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*Stands up again and walks over to The_Gootch*
Haven't u learned. U don't mess with The Big Elven Machine. And I have had enough!
*Grabs The_Gootch and puts andother Choke sleam on him*
*Seeing that it knocked him out writes i'm an a..hole on his shirt*
Now we should get rid of him forever. And i know just the place.
*Walks out side and keeps walking for a period of time. Gootch is in a coma. Sir Dunco walks into the middle of the woods and there is a bear cave. Sprinkles The_Gootch with some seasoning and drops in in the Cave*
Have a nice day!
*The he walks back to the shop*
*Well here is my bow. Too bad it's destroyed. Hey Greant fix it please.
*An elf walks over and using macig he fixes the bow*
Thanks now let's have somone else make sure that The_Gootch doesn't get in there. Brianith and Freedon guard the entrance please. If the_Gootch comes have no mercy.
*Two larger and stornger then average dwarves come and guard the entrance.*
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 12, 2002 03:25 PM |
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Owwwwww! *looks at Lord Woock in anger.* I needed that hand. I know we've never really got along in the past but just because I was teasing you about your chicken doesn't mean you should cut off my hand. Owwwww!
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted April 12, 2002 05:00 PM |
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looooooooooool, this is like "My he man dude is much stronger that yours..look now he kicks your he-man dude.
- No my he-man dude is much stronger now he did whoop your he man dudes butt.
- No my he man is the strongest now he kicked your he-mans dude in the head so my he-man dude won, i won i won!"
Arenīt we all happy that were not in second grade anymore?
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"Youre zeroes and ones, youre wrong where im right"
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted April 12, 2002 05:14 PM |
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Hey! What's going on here? First my shop becokes a tavern, and now it's a wrestling arena?! Enough! Now, you either buy something or you don't!
Mr. Gootch, i found the colonel's 11 recipies...that's why i was out... *Gives him a package* That will be 2 Silver pcs, please.
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Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted April 12, 2002 05:18 PM |
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Quote:
Enough! Now, you either buy something or you don't!
LOOOOOOOL, did you come up with that all by yourself? Wow this must be the tosser quote of the week looool
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"Youre zeroes and ones, youre wrong where im right"
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted April 12, 2002 05:39 PM |
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