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Shadow_Elf
Wandering Thief
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posted October 02, 2002 12:44 AM |
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whats this about
what is the shop for?? people playing roleplay ?????
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Dont mess with the best cuz u aint got no contest.
Forget the rulz they were made to be broken
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tuapui
Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
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posted October 02, 2002 01:14 AM |
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*RING RING*
*psst* hello? how much for a red dragon escort?... No not bodyguards... babes.. no i dont want males... yes faerie's will be fine... one night only?.. yea okay... are they hot?... well good! When can she come?... By tomorrow? great. Thanks alot...goodbye. *click*
*BOOOP BOOOP BOOOP...*
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<<<Hy
peractive Do not touch.
Highly Psychotically Poetic.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted October 09, 2002 06:47 PM |
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Say Wolfman,
If you're still hankering for magical items and spells go check out my Royal Order Of Supreme Magi thread. I think you might find what you need.
Hey Conn, long time no see. How have you been?
Hi everyone else. I HAVE RETURNED.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted November 05, 2002 06:34 PM |
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<Walks into the shop carrying a statue and a polar bear pelt>
"Hey shopkeep, I just out of the clink and I need to get some quick cash. How much for these 2? The pelt's a little red around the edges and the statue has a couple of nicks and scratches on it, but other than that, it looks like new. By the way, I think it used to be a real person. Weird..."
*Pauses*
"So how about it? Make me an offer. And do me a favor. Keep your pet Romana behind the counter for this transaction."
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted February 01, 2003 12:16 AM |
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Hey Conn i need a weapon... (Duuuh)
A Longsword should be just fine for me by now... ill be back when i have raised more money... in Woock gold mine!
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Don`t be simple, be complx-
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 01, 2003 01:01 PM |
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I'd like a Miner's Special*, Conn.
* Miner's Special - similar to the endless bag of gold, but this one is empty. Used to store large amounts the precious resource.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted February 01, 2003 07:59 PM |
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can i have one too??
Filled of course
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 01, 2003 11:58 PM |
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I'll bet full ones cost more than they have inside .
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted February 02, 2003 12:45 AM |
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Ahh...new customers... Let's see....
Gootchie:
Yes, yes....Hmm... Lemme have a look.....A nice piece of leather...a bit stained, but still....20 CP is a fair price, i think....As for the statue...hard to find someone who likes stone men...hmm...10CP?
Echo:
Off course, a Longsword....what kind? Simple? Magic? Cirsed?
Woockie:
Ahhh...yes, i know the artifact you're looking after, but i do not have one in stock just right now, i'm afraid.... Though i will start looking for one, and i will send all my...errr....eh....."scouts" ....
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Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted February 02, 2003 12:55 AM |
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... ill take a simpel one for now.... (short on cash!)
and some arrows... simpel ones too... ( damn i hate low budgets)!!!
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted February 02, 2003 01:02 AM |
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Ok, Echo, a Longsword....No magic in it, except for the fact that it was made by the greatest bladesmiths in the world, and it is almost unbreakable...and it doesn't loose it's edge...For you, only 3SP. Also, a quarrel full with arows, for only 15 CP. I hope they will serve you well..
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Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 02, 2003 01:15 AM |
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Damn, Echo's not gonna be happy about it... We're not going to the mine till I get a Miner's Special. My old one was torn apart by a raging behemoth. So was his skin, hehe .
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted February 02, 2003 01:19 AM |
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Hehe...well, u might consider bringing the skin to me....it's gonna save off the price of the bag
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Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 02, 2003 01:36 AM |
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I had one of my friends make a fancy capet out of it, I don't think I want to give it away.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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PsYkOtIc-Dra...
Known Hero
Master Thief
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posted February 02, 2003 06:27 AM |
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Is this supposed to be a D&D shop or something??
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Girls=Evil - Here let me show you -> Girl=My Time -> Time=Money -> Money=Root Of All Evil, Therefore -> Girls=Pure Evil
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted February 02, 2003 11:56 AM |
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3sp for the sword... and 10cp for the arrows... ok...???
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted February 06, 2003 03:29 AM |
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*Walks in with a big s***-eating grin on his face*
"Hey Conn, I need a new item commissioned. It needs to be titled, 'The Gootch's patented super-duper-unstoppable-tavern-begone'."
"What the scroll does is self-explanatory. By the way, what's up with the cobwebs and dust? Now that Romana and Cat have *ahem* left for greener pastures you can't keep your place clean? What about that scullery maid of yours, SirDunco?"
"So tell me, how much is this scroll gonna cost?"
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GhostDragon
Known Hero
Dragon God
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posted February 06, 2003 05:56 PM |
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<GhostDragon walks in the door with a small pouch>Can you make me a custon sword, can you make a sword out of the bones of dragons???? I have the bones with me right now.
if so how much, money is no object.
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I am wrong to be rightfully correct about being wrongfully right.
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I am wrong to be wrongfully wrong about being wrongfully right, but in fact, I was actually right to be rightfully right about being rightfully wrong.
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GhostDragon
Known Hero
Dragon God
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posted February 07, 2003 05:58 PM |
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By the way can you make a staff for me to????
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I am wrong to be rightfully correct about being wrongfully right.
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I am wrong to be wrongfully wrong about being wrongfully right, but in fact, I was actually right to be rightfully right about being rightfully wrong.
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Odvin
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted February 07, 2003 06:46 PM |
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*Suddenly the door explodes and an efreet enter the shop*
Oops... Sorry for that... I'll pay for the broken door.
Now, you see, I need a pretty rare thing which is called Hat of Water Protection. My old one (which you can see on my head) is already very old and doesn't work properly. So I need a new one. This artifact gives Water Magic immunity for those who wears it. Also, the Hat is enchanted, so it won't burn on my head.
If you don't have that thing, I'll pay for any information about where I could find it...
Ok, now how much you want for that door?
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