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Heroes Community > Bards Glade Pyre (RPG) > Thread: New Shop Opening!
Thread: New Shop Opening! This thread is 66 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 ... 55 56 57 58 59 ... 60 66 · «PREV / NEXT»
silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted August 12, 2003 12:26 AM

Quote:

I may be a "fairy" in your p.o.v. but I'm a "fairy" that can still kick your hairy little u know what!

okay okay,relax lil pixie,just dun get in mah way and I won't be forced to step on u
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I


Famous Hero
posted August 12, 2003 01:32 PM

hey, any1 has some platinum arrows to sell? need much, I am going on a spam patrol


Here woockie, woockie, woockie...

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted August 12, 2003 01:55 PM

*summons three twenty feet high spam demons*

Said something?
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted August 12, 2003 02:03 PM

"teleports in the shop with Morwen at his side"

- here... take these five dozen enchanted arrows for 10 silver pieces...

- and this composite bow as a gift...
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BountyHunter97
BountyHunter97


Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
posted August 12, 2003 03:02 PM

The Spam Demons are come the Spam Demons r coming!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted August 12, 2003 10:12 PM

Jeeez Woock, did you have to summon those in here?  They're tracking spam all over the floor.  You see Silx won't clean anything let alone actually do any work and Lith is far too busy to worry about it which means I'll get stuck doing it.
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
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I


Famous Hero
posted August 13, 2003 06:54 PM
Edited By: I on 13 Aug 2003

yay! thx for arrows! Shoots in Woocks ass...
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soccerfeva
soccerfeva


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted August 14, 2003 03:00 PM

Quote:
- sorry sir, but this shop is not for sale, until its rightful owner says so... I'm afraid we have to decline your offer...

- of course, we will deduct the price of the armor you ordered...

- you can't cancel thbe order once the artifact is forged...

...one of the rangers takes some coins from the stash...

- is there anything else we can help you with?



I would like to buy a steel chair,you know the one used in WWE. If you've no idea what that is,never mind,but I want a steel chair,you know,the one one used in WWE. If you've no idea what that is..

Ok,you get the idea.

I also want a sledge hammer,and barbed wire. I would also like a map on the map To Kill for Power.

I would also like to increase my offer for the shop to 100 million gold. Pure gold. I own 59 gold mines you see,no no I think it's 60 now. Can I buy it? Please think b4 declining,it's 100 million.
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I


Famous Hero
posted August 14, 2003 06:17 PM

Ok, I need trousers, Wocks spam demon destroyed mine a minute ago do u have any black shaggy trousers to sell?

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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted August 14, 2003 09:43 PM

Quote:
Jeeez Woock, did you have to summon those in here?  They're tracking spam all over the floor.  You see Silx won't clean anything let alone actually do any work and Lith is far too busy to worry about it which means I'll get stuck doing it.

WHAT!
I was supposed to work!?
How come no one told me?
I mean u gave me a job and pay me...or maybe not,anyway,I never knew there was supposed to be work involved!
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Famous Hero
posted August 15, 2003 04:19 PM

I would ask for a laptop, apartment a car, and a sectretairy!!!

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SirDunco
SirDunco


Responsible
Supreme Hero
posted August 15, 2003 09:28 PM

ummm....Soccerfeva I as a part owner of this place have to decline your fine offer...sorry it has been said This place is Not For Sale.

I have your Sledge hammer and barbed wire right here so that'll be 9 gold and 7 silver peices.

Thanks.

Woock Please get these deamon things whatever they are out of here...thanks.
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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted August 16, 2003 01:11 AM

why,mr dunko,u part owner?will u pay me then?super wizard refuses to pay me!I've had this job for months but I still haven't been payed!and just recently greatmagician told me that work was supposed to be involved with this job,tho he never told me that when I applied for the job!
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I


Famous Hero
posted August 16, 2003 02:58 AM

Hey, Can I work as a bodyguard?? Yay, thx. You will give me platinum arrows and enchant my bow that I recieved as a gift from Lith or 50% of *incomes??


*-without tax

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SirDunco
SirDunco


Responsible
Supreme Hero
posted August 16, 2003 10:18 AM

silx...i'll make a deal with you. I'll pay u according to the amount of work you do...so u better start working...and as a small forward payment/motivation i give you this...20 gold and 15 silver peices.

I...who would u guard?
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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted August 16, 2003 11:42 AM

work again?daimn!
how come I have to work everytime I want to make money!
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allu
allu


Known Hero
the supreme heroe
posted August 16, 2003 04:24 PM

hey silx better start cleaning the floor or u woun`t get payed

mkay do u have 40 ak47
I`m going to dragon hunt but my titans are too weak
and orb of (yeah what ever) ...never mind that stupid orb
gimme some more like gimme 45 ak47


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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted August 16, 2003 07:01 PM

Sir Dunco,what brings you back?  Anywho, I would get to know our little thief before you pay him.  He still owes the shop quite a bit and is slowly working off his debt.  Last I checked, he still has a good 30 years to go.
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
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SirDunco
SirDunco


Responsible
Supreme Hero
posted August 16, 2003 07:06 PM

what brings me back you ask? the usual...new material, goods, equipment, kicking people out of the shop you know. I though it would be a good time to renew my buisness here so i did. And about this theif you say...don't worry he'll work you know.


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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted August 16, 2003 07:14 PM

Yeah, I thought he would work too but you see I was wrong, The guy would rather swipe some old lady's purse than make an honest living.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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