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Thread: The mod squad HQ wrong page message competition | This thread is pages long: 1 2 3 · «PREV |
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted April 16, 2009 03:41 AM |
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well i was thinking of making a poll since the mods are participating i think a couple of more days are ok
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So much has changed in my absence.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 16, 2009 04:30 AM |
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Well done Lucky. Great thread idea. I've enjoyed it quite a bit myself. QP is well earned.
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Go Red Sox!
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted July 27, 2011 09:22 PM |
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So since we have so many fresh faces why not get creative and add something new? We have so many new writers might aswell spend your creative juices on this.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted July 27, 2011 09:37 PM |
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My skills in writing only appears once in a while, but I might be up for the challenge.
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted July 27, 2011 09:53 PM |
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I like the sound of this Azzie. I'm definitely up for this, even with my limited knowledge.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted July 27, 2011 09:55 PM |
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Sure, I know Cor decently well and could BS something good for the others. I'm in.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted July 28, 2011 11:24 PM |
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'Here You stand again, having been unable to ignore the seductive call of the one forbidden place, the famous HQ. They should update the security system sometimes, you managed to beat your best time without even trying too hard. True, this feat was made easier by the fact that You tricked it so many times, that You could navigate it in your sleep by now, but still. The Sphinx merely winked at you conspiratorially, before asking the same riddle You answered so many times correctly before, the pet dragon was so happy to see You again, he didn't even bother singing your clothes with his flames before your usual game-session, and the mirrors barely needed adjusting before You could walk past the (startlingly lifelike) statue of a Medusa. And yet, You know the hard part is only just beginning. You pick up the box of dough-nuts that You managed to disguise as a rather ugly handbag, remove the covering, and, after taking a deep breath to steady yourself, You knock. The door opens just a fraction, and Shyranis pops her head out. 'Yes?' she asks, guardedly. 'Dough-nut delivery!' You manage to mumble. Shyranis frowns. 'I'll have to check with the others. I think the next delivery is only due tomorrow, but they keep shifting the schedule for no apparent reasons. I suppose it's one of the things one gets accustomed to, over time...' You can't believe your luck! A hesitant Mod! That's a first! Seizing the opportunity, You smile patronizingly. 'You must be new here. Don't you know that they shift around the schedule so that the commoners can't try to gain entry by masquerading as delivery boys?' you ask. 'Oh, that explains it, then.' chirps Shyranis, visibly relieved 'Come i.... Wait, and what if someone exploits the unpredictability of the deliveries, and tries to bluff his way in? Hey, even You could be an impostor!' she says, half-jokingly, but with a gleam of suspicion in her eyes 'I can't risk that! I'll take it from here, OK? Without waiting for an answer, she grabs the box, and shuts the door. You smile to yourself; You learned long ago, that luck can only get you so far before running out, and that's why you spiked the dough-nuts with horse-tranquilizer extracts, as a sort of failsafe. Now, you only had to wait a little, for the effect to kick in... Sure enough, the sound of profound snoring emanated from within after a couple of minutes. You reach triumphantly for the doorknob, accidentally bumping into the door in the process... and have to jump back quickly, as it inexplicably opens from the inside. 'It can't be! What new devilry is this?' you think to yourself, as Shyranis reappears in the doorway! 'Oh, it's you again! What is it this time?' she asks, cheerfully. 'I... uh... ' you stammer, as you frantically search for an acceptable excuse 'Came... back for the box!' 'Why?' 'Er... I need to... archive it. It is a... special one, the 100000000th box of dough-nuts you ordered since you set up your base, and we want to display it in our shop, for marketing purposes!' 'Oh, here you are then. By the way, do you want some dough-nuts? It seems, the boys weren't hungry today-they only managed to eat one each, then they went straight to bed! How strange!'
'No thanks.-you reply-'Why don't you have one?' 'I'd love to, I'm on a diet at the moment, and besides, I don't really like them. Come on, have one, it's not as if they're poisoned!' Despite your objections, she practically shoves one in your mouth, as a goodbye. You manage to get out of her sight before collapsing, but eventually, you succumb to the tranquilizer...
Upon waking, you find yourself in front of the Tavern, Something seems amiss... Ah yes, there's a note glued to your nose. You tear it off, and read it, incredulously - 'Nice try, but next time you're going straight to the cages! Oh, and we're really disappointed in you-I'd check my QP count if I were you... Signed: Val''
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Friend-shaped
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