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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Mvass's Archive of Legendary HC quotes
Thread: Mvass's Archive of Legendary HC quotes This thread is 7 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 · «PREV / NEXT»
Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted June 06, 2009 11:10 PM

What's with the stealth editing?
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Celfious
Celfious


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From earth
posted June 06, 2009 11:29 PM

lol couldn't resist ill stop for now
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Galev
Galev


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Galiv :D
posted June 07, 2009 12:09 AM

Quote:
can I have a quote with this famous yet disguised url plz thanks

disguised url

Screw you, really... (not really, really, but still)

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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 07, 2009 05:54 AM

QWUqauaiootews WTTTF queotes man.
Here is a quote for you7.



WILIAAAAM never is a man with no master plan. MVASS is ta qiote with not frontatiobn. & Pandora is a girl with a thrillller.
SO YWA WQUOTE> EBVEN KOBE GAHS ANO QUOERTE.
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Lexxan
Lexxan


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posted June 07, 2009 07:37 PM

<*looks at above post*>

Aaaah, alcohol infused goodness...
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Elvin
Elvin


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Endless Revival
posted June 07, 2009 08:02 PM

Reminds me of the good old times when Acu made no sense
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DagothGares
DagothGares


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No gods or kings
posted June 07, 2009 08:04 PM

Indeed, I think he's having withdrawals again!
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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 20, 2009 06:06 PM

Quote:
How can you have sex with the Undead? WIthout demoralizing yourself. I thought that Necrofelia is illegal!

By Kraken
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
posted June 21, 2009 03:33 PM

I suggest you put the users in alphabetical order. Could make it easier in the long run.
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted July 06, 2009 11:42 PM

Added a new interesting quote by Corribus...
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DagothGares
DagothGares


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No gods or kings
posted July 06, 2009 11:45 PM

You forgot the interesting one!

Quote:
To use a rather crude metaphor, if your little boy is going to one day marry and then have sex with a woman, it’s pretty important that you at least teach him some basic female anatomy at some point; if you only teach him about men, he’s likely to stick his ding-dong in her ear, which would, I imagine, lead to a little bit of a misunderstanding.




Allow me these childish laughs
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Corribus
Corribus

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The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted July 07, 2009 12:06 AM

I thought that one might get a rise out of some of you people.
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DagothGares
DagothGares


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No gods or kings
posted July 07, 2009 12:07 AM

Never be afraid of your inner child! Or, in this case, your inner prepubescent
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted July 07, 2009 07:06 AM

If you want some real original quotes, yall need to look back into the past.
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zamfir
zamfir


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Allez allez allez
posted July 14, 2009 07:16 PM
Edited by zamfir at 19:17, 14 Jul 2009.

Vlaad

Quote:
I'm sorry for the double post, but I have another question too.

Sometimes when I'm playing, something strange will happen.  You know how when you visit a town or click on a group of units and it brings up the screen with the stats at the top, the picture in the middle, and then the two rows of 7 bubbles, the top row showing the current group and the bottom row being where you form a new group?  Sometimes that bottom row just doesn't show up, and I'm stuck with just one row of creatures, unable to make new groups out of them.  It will happen in towns sometimes too, so my garrison will be stuck inside the town, unable to leave.  Does any of that make sense?  Does anyone know what this is about?  Thanks.

That means you already have eight adventuring armies.

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antipaladin
antipaladin


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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted July 14, 2009 08:03 PM

"sexual innuendo i has it"
"sexual innuendo i has it,again!"


"you are such ******* boy scout GG" - Redsox

and i cant find the great expression by seraphim last year when he declared chip mind world domination.
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types in obscure english

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Corribus
Corribus

Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted July 14, 2009 11:24 PM

I think dohgah has to be permanently entered into the HC Lexicon, and Kookastar deserves to be immortalized here for coining it.

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TitaniumAlloy
TitaniumAlloy


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Professional
posted July 15, 2009 03:06 AM

This is such a great thread.

However I would say that just about every post The Gootch makes deserves to be up here, the man is a genius.

There, I said it. Now I will endeavour to never praise him again.
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 17, 2009 09:55 AM

This, by Binabik:
Quote:
Cool people are naturally cool. An uncool person who does things to try to be cool is far more uncool than a naturally cool person. Half the time an uncool person tries to be cool they just look like a dork. But if a dork knows they are a dork and tries to be the best damn dork they can be, well, at least that's partly cool. And they might even get laid by the dorkgirl. Hey, dorkgirl is horney too.

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Fauch
Fauch


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posted July 17, 2009 06:16 PM
Edited by Fauch at 18:16, 17 Jul 2009.

I'm a cool guy who does my best to seem uncool. that makes me looks cool to uncool guys. or at least, I think

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