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DeadMan
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posted April 02, 2009 04:16 AM |
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Capitalism is better than socialism.
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I can't do it. I just can't.
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winterfate
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posted April 02, 2009 05:34 AM |
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Well, since it's ETA 27 minutes and counting to the end of the day, here's my offering to April Fool's (some of you may have noticed it):
Attempts to derail threads
I didn't have time to make up a proper AF Joke, so I went for that instead.
Props to HC for not allowing it so easily. 
Used to be so much easier over at Celestial Heavens. 
Take care all! See you soon!
(Turns down De-Rail-O Meter back down to Minimum)
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If you supposedly care about someone, then don't push them out of your life. Acting like you're not doing it doesn't exempt you from what I just said. - Winterfate
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mvassilev
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posted April 02, 2009 02:41 PM |
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Okay, I did two April Fool's jokes.
One was my application to be a mod. I don't really want to be a mod. It can't be that much better than being a member, and the responsibility is enough to kill you.
The second... should I reveal it?
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Azagal
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Smooth Snake
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posted April 02, 2009 02:42 PM |
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Quote:
Capitalism is better than socialism.
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I can't do it. I just can't.
AHAHAHAAAHAHA  . Omg you're great Deadman xD. You're great^^.
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phoenixreborn
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Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted April 02, 2009 03:43 PM |
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*hopeful voice*
So did I win the award for lamest April Fool's joke? Or was it Winterfate?
Mine didn't even get mentioned so I think I got it.
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Bask in the light of my glorious shining unicorn.
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DeadMan
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The True Humanitarian
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posted April 02, 2009 08:43 PM |
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It is a sad day for socialism. The reversal of Heroes Commune and the return of QP awards (when members should've been just doing their duty to make HC better) is a step backwards for all HC. But there is even worse news - there is a traitor among us. Yes, a wolf in sheep's clothing who walks among us, speaking of socialism and betraying it in the mean time.
Who is this? I must confess that it is none other than myself. I am not and have never been a socialist. Moreover, I am nothing more than a face of socialism's enemy, the capitalist Mvass. I have been created to serve as an entrapment for people who hate humanity, like I pretended to. And, as one can see in my "Where is the world going" thread, HC has plenty of those who hate the individual. There are some who would not object to Mvass's capitalist and individualist calls, but would come out and agree to calls of the opposite - calls that would inevitably to destruction, slaughter, and collectivization.
I represent everything that Mvass opposes. He abhors the concept of moral duty - I embrace it. He is a capitalist and an individualist - I am a socialist and collectivist. He is a rational atheist - while I am a mystic who ignores the senses and is "spiritual".
I am what they call a "troll". Yet I am a troll with a purpose. It may be an April Fool, but the truth is for life.
Socialism is dead. Long live capitalism!
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friendofgunnar
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able to speed up time
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posted April 02, 2009 09:03 PM |
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lol, pretty good 
and that coming from someone who's never read a post of yours deadman
edit
no wait, I did read one of your posts, I almost responded to this one in my survey thread:
"None of the above. 100/100/100 - and then government redistribution based on need."
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Vlaad
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ghost of the past
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posted April 02, 2009 09:10 PM |
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Edited by Vlaad at 00:01, 04 Apr 2009.
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oh wow who would have guessed *rolls eyes*
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mvassilev
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posted April 02, 2009 10:33 PM |
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Pretty good, huh?
I was the one who coined "Heroes Commune". 
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Cepheus
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Far-flung Keeper
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posted April 02, 2009 11:34 PM |
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I knew there was going to be an ending. I just knew it.
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baklava
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Mostly harmless
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posted April 03, 2009 12:07 AM |
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So wait.
Is DeadMan Mvass's troll account or is MVass DeadMan's troll account?
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 03, 2009 01:48 AM |
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Mvass is the troll-spammer account for Diemos which is the backwater retard brain child of the artist formally known as bobthebreaker aka deadman.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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The_Gootch
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Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted April 03, 2009 04:14 AM |
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Never compromise...even in the face of oblivion
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The accumulated filth of all their spam and quote wars will foam up about their waists and all the flamers and tossers will look up and shout "Give us QP‘s!"...and I'll look down and whisper "No"
I find it hard to believe that you think you've got the sack to wield a quote like that. If that quote was a weapon, it'd be Stormbringer and you'd be the sickly albino wearing it.
Scratch that.
You're not
You're more like
*cricks neck*
Remember this the next time you wanna try to silence Da Gootchinata!
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 03, 2009 04:31 AM |
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"The people looked up and cried 'Save us!' and I whispered 'Under what file name?'"
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Mvass is the troll-spammer account for Diemos which is the backwater retard brain child of the artist formally known as bobthebreaker aka deadman.
Nope... I am the father, and DeadMan just survived the abortion.
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The_Gootch
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Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted April 03, 2009 04:37 AM |
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Get out you! Go play with your socialist doll alt! I will not be denied MM seeing this next time he pops into HC!
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 03, 2009 04:42 AM |
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God it feels so good to penalize again.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted April 03, 2009 04:43 AM |
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look, did anyone look for the "big bird gets stuck up" on youtube? Feathers flew, children cried really sad, I'm surprised it didnt make the papers 
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The_Gootch
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Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted April 04, 2009 12:00 AM |
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Are you even allowed in the OSM?
I have friends in high places you know. This slight won't go unnoticed I assure you.
I can hear it now, the sounds of all the demerits coming your way.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 04, 2009 05:51 AM |
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Excuse me? Demerit? Who got the penalty again?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted April 05, 2009 07:11 AM |
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Again?
You owe me Gootch, I've lost count of how many of those things I've saved you from over the years
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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