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Elvin
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posted May 05, 2009 03:05 PM |
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Guide to Spamming in the Wastelands
Ah a forum all about spam. Sounds uninteresting and lame no? But spam can have so many positive qualities - it can be entertaining, witty, humourous, stress relieving. A great way to enjoy your spare time or feel better when you have blues. Of course it also has destructive potential, when it is tasteless it can cause dissatisfaction, extreme annoyance, brain cell degeneration, retinal bleeding, lame responces and of course flaming 
Naturally I expect that you will be supporting the former. This forum is not for dumping your trash but making your time and that of others' worthwhile. Besides negative spam reflects on your image, you surely don't want people to cringe when they see your username?  To this extent I am asking that you do not post quote pyramids, smiley chains, repetitive topics or anything that can be considered an eyesore or insulting. You may find their nature even more ephemeral than before. Also while you can rarely get qps here you can certainly get penalties so I won't give too many warnings, let's keep this place fun.
So what do we post? Humour me  With any luck we'll soon have the Blue lady posting alongside us. Long live the three-way!
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pandora
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posted May 05, 2009 03:40 PM |
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SEX!
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted May 05, 2009 03:42 PM |
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Sorry, couldn't resist
I just don't know where to start? Should I make 50 new threads here so you can see how that feels? Or should I penalize members at random and send MightyMage HCM's telling him that he needs to clean up my messes? 
Having you two in here could be sooooooo much fun for me hehe
Oh stop worrying, I'm not going to go RSF on you - you know that's not my style 
Have fun, remember there's a rule about flooding in the CoC - you're going to have to talk to some people about that in the future
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted May 05, 2009 03:47 PM |
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Pandora unleashed  And Geny is not around to see it!
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted May 05, 2009 03:57 PM |
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You will lose Elvin
You may have dne pretty good against the dragon, but you've got no chance against me
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Elvin
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posted May 05, 2009 04:05 PM |
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Oh stop worrying, I'm not going to go RSF on you - you know that's not my style
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted May 05, 2009 04:33 PM |
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I haven't gone RSF, I made an RSF mimicking thread - but you don't know yet what it means to have it happen to you. I wouldn't do that.
I had thought to post in every single thread here but *yawns* I'm soooooooo sleepy... I booked off work the next two days though, I really needed a rest (and to catch up on housework) I'll try to get that done at some point for you
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Elvin
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posted May 05, 2009 04:39 PM |
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In that case thanks for enlightening me on the issue
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pandora
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posted May 05, 2009 04:47 PM |
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All I did here is spam like you I really think I have deleted a million of your posts lol
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 05, 2009 06:40 PM |
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Finally we see what's on Her mind ^^
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Elvin
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posted May 05, 2009 06:55 PM |
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To be fair I made such threads few times, I just post on existing ones that you'd erase anyway.
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razor5
Famous Hero
Freezing...
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posted May 05, 2009 09:22 PM |
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But this is not a guide
You've only made a review of the VW features,where are the spamming lessons?
Well,is spam allowed in this thread?
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 05, 2009 09:23 PM |
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Quote:
Pandora unleashed And Geny is not around to see it!
Pan had to abstain from spam for too long. Throwing her right into the middle of a three-way may reflect hazardously on her mental health, so I decided to let her adjust a bit to her new status before we unleash the powers of true spam once again.
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Elvin
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posted May 05, 2009 09:24 PM |
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As long as it is relevant There is no need for spamming lessons, it comes from within. Besides you'll have all the examples you want next time we are online with Geny and pan.
Maybe I should make a list with the more popular types of spam all the same.
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razor5
Famous Hero
Freezing...
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posted May 05, 2009 09:31 PM |
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That's great.Thanks
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 05, 2009 10:30 PM |
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Step 1.) Post anything and everything no matter how mundane/simple/retarded/gay/racist it is. If it suddenly popped in your head, POST IT!
Step 2.) gud granmur und spalin iz not rekwired. Look back at such famous examples as Aculias or antipaladin.
Step 3.) As long as you use plenty of this smiley: you can say anything you want.
Step 4.) One liners. Nuff said.
And there you have it. The official HC guide to spamming.
editors note: penalties may or may not be the outcome of following these steps. use at own risk.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Elvin
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posted May 05, 2009 10:34 PM |
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Disclaimer, MM may penalize you whether you follow above steps or not.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 05, 2009 10:35 PM |
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted May 05, 2009 10:37 PM |
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I made 3 threads...
Currently in the VW:
Evasion has 11
Mytical has 4
Lexxan has 5
etc...
Anyways...
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 05, 2009 10:40 PM |
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We, the true spammers, don't create threads... we derail them.
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