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Keksimaton
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Talk to the hand
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posted May 17, 2009 03:39 PM |
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I'll vote B)
Why the heck would the farmer want to listen to the animals now when he had gathered them there just to tell them to shut up?
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 17, 2009 04:52 PM |
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With the chosen course of action, B remains the only rational choice.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 17, 2009 05:13 PM |
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A) Go beat up the neighbour's son, who is apparently a furry
You decide that you should beat the neighbour's kid up for three reasons. One - he's stupid enough to get herpes at such a young age. Two - he's having sex with animals. Three - he's having sex with your animals. You motion for the animals to follow you. For once, they comply without objection. "All right, guys. Here's the deal. I'm going over to the neighbour's yard to beat some normalcy into the kid. Who wants in?"
Benjamin isn't. "I'm not. He gave me herpes."
"Herpes is not a good thing, Donkey."
"What?"
"....You're kidding, right?"
"...Fine. I'm in."
You devise a plan. Benjamin will call the neighbour's kid out into the yard for some loving. You'll be hiding against the door and will punch him as soon as he comes out.
When both of you are in place, Benjamin begins yelling at the window, "Hey, boy! Apparently there's more than one type of herpes. I think you've ripped me off, somehow. Come on down here and give me the rest!"
The kid pops his head out the window and smiles, "Be right there."
You hear him running through the house, and he barrels through the door. You immediately give him a right hook to the jaw, knocking him to the ground, unconscious.
What do you do?
A) Beat him anyway.
B) Let the donkey have his way with him.
C) Return to the farm and try to get things back to normal.
D) Take your donkey to the veterinarian to inquire about animal herpes medication.
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted May 17, 2009 05:14 PM |
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Edited by Adrius at 17:16, 17 May 2009.
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@Woock: Why?
He's teaching the animals that if you confront him in a civilized manner, you get your will done, unlike the goat with his swearing and the horses with their idiotic puns.
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Am I actually discussing this?
@Mvass: C this time.
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Evasion
Famous Hero
Groovy!
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posted May 17, 2009 05:15 PM |
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Anakrom
Known Hero
(Scroll) Out of the blue
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posted May 17, 2009 05:18 PM |
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C)
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted May 17, 2009 05:20 PM |
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 17, 2009 05:22 PM |
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B) Any eye for an eye and a.... well, you get the point.
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DarkCrystal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Staright out of line
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posted May 17, 2009 05:29 PM |
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I have to choose between A and C.
C)
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 17, 2009 05:34 PM |
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I'll comply with the majority here and vote C.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 17, 2009 06:31 PM |
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A
Beat him anyway.
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted May 17, 2009 07:55 PM |
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I'll vote D) just for the sake of every option getting at least one vote.
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 18, 2009 06:15 AM |
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A)
beat him sensesly for being a perverted pervert.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted May 18, 2009 06:29 AM |
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Quite a refreshing premise. Reminds me slighty of Animal Farm, for obvious reasons of course.
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Corribus
Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
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posted May 18, 2009 04:48 PM |
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No way, B is the best way to go.
Nice idea, BTW.
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted May 18, 2009 05:01 PM |
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B!
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted May 18, 2009 07:07 PM |
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A or B... I'd say A.
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted May 18, 2009 08:52 PM |
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/B/
a must
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 21, 2009 03:02 AM |
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C) Return to the farm and try to get things back to normal.
You decide to leave the kid alone after that. Hopefully, he's learned his lesson. "Come on, Benjamin," you tell the donkey, "Let's go back." Benjamin just pauses there and looks at the boy. "Do you realise," Benjamin says, "That you just knocked a kid out? And I helped." You look at him. What's going on? "Yes," you say. "That's terrible," Benjamin said. "The kid's a furry freak," you reply, "What he did to you was sexually terrible." Benjamin suddenly brayed in laughter, and said, "It was sexually terrible, and now I'm a Sexually Terrible Donkey! Now they'll be able to say, look at that STD with that STD!" You just look at him, dumbfounded. Was herpes affecting his brain, too?
The two of you go back to the barn. You stop when you hear the voice of an old pig. He seems to be making a speech to the animals. You hear, "We are born, we are given just so much food as will keep the breath in our bodies, and those of us who are capable of it are forced to work to the last atom of our strength; and the very instant that our usefulness has come to an end we are slaughtered with hideous cruelty," said in the rasping and oinking voice of the pig that could be none other than Old Major. What to do?
A) Rush in there and interrupt his speech by killing him
B) Rush in there and argue against him
C) Stay outside and listen
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted May 21, 2009 03:20 AM |
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what can he do?
C.
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