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mvassilev
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posted June 07, 2009 06:21 AM |
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 09, 2009 08:01 AM |
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I'll Be back!!!
(Yall remember what happened to the cop on terminator when Arnold said that to him  )
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blizzardboy
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Nerf Herder
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posted June 09, 2009 08:02 AM |
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Evening officer. I hope you don't mind that I have a very hard gun in my pants.
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Disturbed-Gnu
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Pro Bacon Vodka Brewer
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posted June 11, 2009 08:35 PM |
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You did drive too fast, and the cop pulled you over.
He walks up to your car window.
You roll the window down and says: "Yes, i would like a atone and oh, i whant you to take my license, and a big coke thanks ..."
The cop must be either laughing, angry, or embarased, and feel humuliated.
Or maybe just say: "Can i touch your poking device please?"
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Kareeah_Indaga
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posted June 11, 2009 08:44 PM |
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"Hello sir, can I interest you in some life insurance? I guarantee I can you a good rate." *obvious glance down at the officer's stomach* "Even if you aren't in the best of health right now."
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ohforfsake
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Initiate
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posted April 12, 2011 12:21 PM |
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The necromancers strikes again!
In my experience there are the good kind of cops, who only are cops, because they try to improve society. The kind that'll only do, what they find absolute necessary.
Then there's the kind of cops, who're only cops for the power it grants them. Those who'll take "no snow" and in principle cares more about themselves than the society they serve.
It's the second kind of cop, you can basicly say anything to, like "Nice hat", and they'll put you in a lot of heath for it!
The kind, where if you bark at their dog, or if you say something they find just a tad offensive or heck, if they just find any excuse, they'll fine you.
The first kind on the other hand, you can yell at, you can go to limits, and they'll first do something, if you really breaks the law, not because they dislike you.
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted April 12, 2011 04:26 PM |
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Oh no not this one LOL.
Oh no officer you got it all wrong.
I was not going for your gun
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yaeliccc
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Undead, but warm and fuzzy
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posted April 12, 2011 05:09 PM |
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Oh my, ur on a job with your twin, thats so cute 
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CondomRoller
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posted April 13, 2011 07:12 AM |
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How about instead of the speeding ticket we tag team my girlfriend?
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smvuy
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posted April 20, 2011 05:28 AM |
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I Like your sister *blows weed smoke in his face*
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meroe
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Basically Smurfette
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posted April 20, 2011 05:32 AM |
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After being pulled over for speeding "oh how did this $50 note end up buried in my cleavage".
P.S. Don't accept police officers telephone numbers either, even when written on said speeding ticket.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Azagal
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Smooth Snake
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posted April 20, 2011 05:36 AM |
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Damn... sounds like being an highway officer isn't such a bad job afterall...
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Kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted April 20, 2011 06:38 AM |
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Hey, cool hat, can I try it on?
(Real event)
after the alcotester shows 0.00
- Really? A zero? Time for a drink!-reaches for a beer- oh, wait, give me back my licence.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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The_Gootch
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Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted April 25, 2011 04:31 PM |
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"Officer, if I give you one of these here beers, will you shut the hell up?"
And my second all time fav is,
"No! I ain't gettin' outta my car! Why don't you get back into yours!?"
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted May 05, 2011 06:53 PM |
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After drinking a lot i think it wouldn't be hard to say this
-Hasta la vista bro do ye want *hic* a monkey?
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-BIG monkeys for Big mans.
Lucky that i don't drive when i'm drunk
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bixie
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Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted May 06, 2011 09:19 AM |
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I voted yes to cutting your pensions.
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