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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted February 06, 2014 09:47 PM |
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I find that skin always poses ridiculous demands, so I've opted to not to treat with it whenever it itches and apply some ointment instead.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 06, 2014 10:05 PM |
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Fill your pants with liquid benadryl and the sands of a fresh water beach.
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What are you up to
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted February 07, 2014 03:45 AM |
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Trogdor said:
Goat's cheese. Does the trick every time.
I'm hungry - 2 pts
Sandman said:
Cover affected area with bleech - pain will cancel out feeling itchy , problem solved
Nurses. Doctors. Hospitals. Nothing but a den of con artists - 1 pts
Vindicator said:
I've always found amputating the affected area to work pretty well.
What about phantom limb syndrome? - 1 pts
Mvassilev said:
Apply poison ivy and mosquitoes to the area.
Wrong answer. Do you think this is a game? - 1 pts
Polyglot said:
A layer of scratchy skin. Scales optional if you're short on skin.
Yo dawg, I heard you like itchy skin, so we put some itchy skin with your itchy skin, so you can scratch while you scratch - 1 pts
bixie said:
Apply infant to the area.
Prepare sword to hold infant in place.
Draw pentagram with infant blood.
Summon devil to gain power.
Forget about itch because you are now in hell.
Sensory distraction, like Chinese acupuncture. Why didn't I think of this before? - 2 pts
fred79 said:
remove it. grab someone your size who has beautiful skin, remove it, add zippers/buttons/lace-holes, and slip their skin on. walah.
say, are you about a size 14?
You're going to scare me right out of my skin - 2 pts
Zenofex said:
Trent Reznor 'n crew.
My mom told me that scratching it with your nails just makes it worse. - 3 pts
DagothGares said:
I find that skin always poses ridiculous demands, so I've opted to not to treat with it whenever it itches and apply some ointment instead.
If it's not broken - too bad - don't fix it. - 2 pts
Celfious said:
Fill your pants with liquid benadryl and the sands of a fresh water beach.
Like sucking poison out of a wound - 1 pt
The Winter and Spring Games Round 7: Why did Socrates decide to drink hemlock poison?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 07, 2014 04:36 AM |
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Vindicator
Supreme Hero
Right Back Extraordinaire
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posted February 07, 2014 04:46 AM |
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Hey, the label said it was organic!
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 07, 2014 05:32 AM |
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he didn't consult a botanist first, like his wife told him. she warned him, that queen anne's lace(the main ingredient in his favorite home-brewed wine) resembled hemlock. but did he listen? no. and now look what he did: started a whole culture of men bowing and scraping before their wives and their "wisdom". guy's a jerk, if you ask me.
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Sandman
Known Hero
Fearsome Warrior
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posted February 07, 2014 10:44 AM |
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Hey a dare is a dare!
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted February 07, 2014 12:40 PM |
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Because that's what all the cool people were doing during his time.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted February 07, 2014 06:14 PM |
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Socrates understood what kind of people would take philosophy for a degree...
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted February 07, 2014 06:20 PM |
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Poor Socrates always took LARPing too seriously. But come on I know he insisted on his new name, but his name was Bob, guys. Let's forget the shell of a man he had become after college.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 07, 2014 06:38 PM |
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Edited by Celfious at 18:38, 07 Feb 2014.
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the mob tripple dog dared him to
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted February 09, 2014 03:57 AM |
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mvassilev said:
He was really, really thirsty.
Hemlock. Obey Your Thirst. - 3 pts
Vindicator said:
Hey, the label said it was organic!
From now on, I'm buying my poison out of a frozen box with 150% of my daily sodium intake - 2 pts
fred79 said:
he didn't consult a botanist first, like his wife told him. she warned him, that queen anne's lace(the main ingredient in his favorite home-brewed wine) resembled hemlock. but did he listen? no. and now look what he did: started a whole culture of men bowing and scraping before their wives and their "wisdom". guy's a jerk, if you ask me.
Pharmacy Q&A back in the day just wasn't what it should have been. - 1 pt
Sandman said:
Hey a dare is a dare!
A dare is a dare and a chair is a chair - 1 pt
Trogdor said:
Because that's what all the cool people were doing during his time.
And thus it was that the saying "If other kids were drinking hemlock would you do it too?" was upped to "If other kids were jumping off a bridge would you do it too?" - 1 pts
bixie said:
Socrates understood what kind of people would take philosophy for a degree...
You're not a real man until you're in debt. - 2pts
DagothGares said:
Poor Socrates always took LARPing too seriously. But come on I know he insisted on his new name, but his name was Bob, guys. Let's forget the shell of a man he had become after college.
If only historians knew just how wrong they were. - 3pts
Celfious said:
the mob tripple dog dared him to
*tongue on flagpole* - 1 pts
The Winter and Spring Games Round 8: What is the mission of the starship Enterprise?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 09, 2014 05:42 AM |
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T&A
It's all about *** and ****ies
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted February 09, 2014 06:04 AM |
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To bring the Lifestyle Lolita to your neighborhood.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 09, 2014 06:19 AM |
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted February 09, 2014 08:11 AM |
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To catch captain Jack Sparrow.
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What will happen now?
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted February 09, 2014 08:48 AM |
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To spread the Klingon sex appeal of Mr. Worf in a galaxy far, far away.
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted February 09, 2014 11:03 AM |
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to build the harem of Kirk
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted February 09, 2014 12:04 PM |
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To find a new lead singer for INXS.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted February 09, 2014 04:00 PM |
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To contribute to the secret intergalactic war effort by spreading STDs aliens can't fight. Make love first, war later.
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Friend-shaped
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