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Thread: Favorite Superweapon | This thread is pages long: 1 2 3 · «PREV / NEXT» |
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Nebdar
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Generation N
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posted July 26, 2009 11:50 PM |
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Edited by Nebdar at 07:58, 01 Aug 2009.
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i know i know
Woman
There is a saying:
If the Devil can't do something, then it will send woman
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Society99
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posted July 31, 2009 10:32 PM |
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Good ol' Shotgun, double Barrel'd
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kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted August 01, 2009 07:39 AM |
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Quote: i know i know
Woman
There is a saying:
If the Devil can do something, then it will send woman
I like this superweapon too.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Rarensu
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Formerly known as RTI
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posted August 01, 2009 07:58 AM |
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Edited by Rarensu at 08:08, 01 Aug 2009.
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How To Conquer A Nation By Subverting Its Culture
1. Get S. Korea to build lots and lots of cheap little TVs.
2. Sell these TVs cheap in the Nation to be conquered.
3. Put a satellite in geostationary orbit above the Nation to be conquered.
4. Beam down Desperate Housewives, Sex & The City, The OC, etc.
5. The women of this nation will watch the Hollywood programming and learn how to be self-centered irresponsible misandrists.
6. The men of this nation will leave the country en masse looking for women who aren't self-centered irresponsible misandrists.
7. Invade the nation. As there are only women left it will be very easy.
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Sincerely,
A Proponent of Spelling, Grammar, Punctuation, and Courtesy.
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lucky_dwarf
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posted August 01, 2009 01:16 PM |
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sexist
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blizzardboy
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Nerf Herder
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posted August 01, 2009 01:40 PM |
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TheDeath
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with serious business
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posted August 01, 2009 03:56 PM |
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Quote: 1. Get S. Korea to build lots and lots of cheap little TVs.
I don't get this part. Why S. Korea?
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kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted August 01, 2009 07:09 PM |
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Women get cancer from cheap TVs?
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Rarensu
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Formerly known as RTI
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posted August 01, 2009 09:20 PM |
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For a brief moment in between "everything is made in Japan" and "everything is made in China", there was "everything is made in S. Korea." During that brief moment, we ordered from them a trillion TVs to sell in India (India has a 4000 yr old culture, so they were of course priority #1 to have it destroyed.)
But nowadays we would order TVs from china, who would outsource to Burma.
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veco
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who am I?
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posted August 01, 2009 10:41 PM |
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Edited by veco at 22:44, 01 Aug 2009.
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Quote: Many a time have I enjoyed firing an Ion Cannon.
I'm tempted to say Luger but on the other hand there's nothing like pressing the "BYE BYE" button on the rusty old Scud Storm
ahh the carnage!
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Rarensu
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posted August 02, 2009 09:32 AM |
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lucky_dwarf
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posted August 02, 2009 03:43 PM |
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ULTRAMARIOX
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Legendary Dragon Muncher
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posted August 08, 2009 06:27 AM |
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I'd play quick draw with hydrogen missles and then destroy mercury with a hydrogen unmanned spaceship kamikaze and finally make mars habitable bring evey1 on the threads here with me and explode the earth with a tunnel digging hydrogen bomb and create a new close sun
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I played 12 game of Russian
roullete and once with 3 bullets
like a nuke symbol =D but I saw
2 dudes die in them but I'm
still alive
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 08, 2009 10:12 AM |
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All I need is a screwdriver and a Lighter to wreak havoc and spread super-mayhem.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Azagal
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Smooth Snake
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posted August 08, 2009 10:44 AM |
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Rarensu
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posted August 09, 2009 10:30 AM |
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Plato agrees with you.
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 09, 2009 11:05 AM |
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New epic superweapon. Unbeatable. It is the Endless Debatonator. Once fired, the entire populace of a city just sits around debating with each other endlessly over trivial things. They can not fight, just debate. It does no damage to the area, but makes it easy to walk in and just kill/take over.
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TheDeath
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posted August 09, 2009 06:12 PM |
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Quote: New epic superweapon. Unbeatable. It is the Endless Debatonator. Once fired, the entire populace of a city just sits around debating with each other endlessly over trivial things. They can not fight, just debate. It does no damage to the area, but makes it easy to walk in and just kill/take over.
Neutron bomb is better, you won't have to waste bullets.
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Rarensu
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posted August 09, 2009 08:16 PM |
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Quote: bullets
You have an entire city to execute and your weapon of choice is a gun? Come on. Think more medieval.
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Darkshadow
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Cerise Princess
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posted August 09, 2009 08:34 PM |
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Quote:
Quote: bullets
You have an entire city to execute and your weapon of choice is a gun? Come on. Think more medieval.
You could also think of nerve gas, chainsaw...
or be creative and fire cars from a catapult to the city
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