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denben
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posted September 27, 2009 07:47 PM |
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Choose the new world leader!
It's time for us to choose the new leader to govern our planet! Your vote counts! Here are some facts of the personal lives of our three candidates:
Candidate A:
-has good relationships with corrupt polititians
-asks astrologers for advice
-has got two mistresses
-is a heavy smoker
-drinks on average 9 martinis a day
Candidate B
-has been fired a couple of times
-sleeps till 12 o'clock in the noon
-has spend time in jail in a foreign country
-drinks a quarter liter of whiskey a day
Candidate C
-has been distinguished in war
-is a vageterian, does not smoke and only once in a while drinks a beer
-paints in his free time
Which candidate will you choose? First decide, then scroll down to see the names of the candidates!
Candidate A: Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B: Winston Churchill
Candidate C: Adolf Hitler
its funny to know that people who accomplished great things (like winning a war and solving an economic crisis) had bad habits while people who have done some of the worst things in history (like starting the most bloody war in history which ended in the deaths of over 70 million people, most of them being civilians and having targeted a specific group of people to a most brutal genocide killing 6.000.000 of them) led quite better personal lives.
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Away!
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Darkshadow
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posted September 27, 2009 07:57 PM |
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Done this one before, and just like then, I will answer C.
Undoubtedly B would probably be a hell lot funnier 
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smvuy
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posted September 27, 2009 08:25 PM |
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my counrty is in election so I should vote the the one with the worst habits? I dont know if this works for latin folk (european included)too
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted September 27, 2009 08:35 PM |
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i dunno, but I'd feel uncomfortable with Rooevelt and Churchill as world leaders as well, ya know?
Well, I still like Churchill the best
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kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted September 27, 2009 08:42 PM |
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No Stalin?
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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smvuy
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posted September 27, 2009 08:50 PM |
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Quote:
No Stalin?
That was a trully snowed up person from day 0
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del_diablo
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posted September 27, 2009 08:52 PM |
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No Stalin?
"Suffers from heavy paranoia", is one of the things under the list about him. And he was spotted by Lenin as one of those who he would rather not have to rule the nation, also.
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TheDeath
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with serious business
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posted September 27, 2009 08:58 PM |
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Hitler was not a vegetarian.
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Darkshadow
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posted September 27, 2009 09:02 PM |
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Hitler was not a vegetarian.
It's irrevelant fact anyway
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 27, 2009 09:34 PM |
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I pick Gilgamesh 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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smvuy
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posted September 27, 2009 09:44 PM |
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I'd pick Alexander the Great! if he could put the know world on their knees, he can surely conquer anyone and fill people's pockets in the process!
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 27, 2009 09:45 PM |
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or Charlemagne...
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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baklava
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posted September 27, 2009 09:53 PM |
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Edited by baklava at 21:54, 27 Sep 2009.
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Not the best quality but it sends the point across
(for those unskilled in linguistics, "presedinte" means "president" in Romanian)
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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smvuy
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posted September 27, 2009 09:55 PM |
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Edited by smvuy at 21:59, 27 Sep 2009.
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well if has to be a local, Jose Luis Gervasio Artigas no Doubt and yes he had a messy private life.
here
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Keksimaton
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Talk to the hand
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posted September 27, 2009 09:58 PM |
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I dunno guys. That's some pretty tough competition, but I think that in the end Lex Luthor will prevail.
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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baklava
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Mostly harmless
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posted September 27, 2009 10:00 PM |
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Dracula wasn't a local any more than Charlemagne was
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted September 27, 2009 10:06 PM |
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Not the best quality but it sends the point across
Amen dude, amen.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 27, 2009 10:11 PM |
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Hitler was not a vegetarian.
Hitler was a vegetarian because he couln't stand blood.
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mvassilev
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posted September 27, 2009 10:42 PM |
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del_diablo
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Manifest
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posted September 27, 2009 10:49 PM |
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I'd pick Alexander the Great! if he could put the know world on their knees, he can surely conquer anyone and fill people's pockets in the process!
Duh, this is a good choice. Thus it is offtopic for the tread.
Alexandre the great was litteraly raised by Plankton and one other famous philosopher. His downfall was that he killed his best friend(his only friend I might add) while being drunk, and he spent the rest of his days drunk to not feel the sorrow.
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