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The_Gootch
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posted November 16, 2009 11:35 PM |
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Use a beard trimmer with a guard on for your eyebrows. I've had more than my fair share of women pluck my brows. It sucks but it's infinitely less painful than my clumsy attempts to pluck my nose hairs.
Bathe at least once a day. Not a bad idea do so twice a day in the summer time. Let's face it. We stink.
Be prepared to maintain of yourself what you require from your lovers. If you expect them to maintain themselves with a razor, you best do it yourself.
Shave those disgusting armpits. You'll cut down on the ability for bacteria to grow and as a result, reduce your stink. Use clippers with a guard on if you suffer from ingrown hairs.
Speaking of razors, they're like shoes. Don't skimp on the investment. The difference in quality is stark. For myself, the Gillette Mach 3 Turbo is more than sufficient for my shaving needs. Find what's comfortable for you.
Men are supposed to match the colors of their belts with their shoes. Depending on the company you keep, that may or may not matter to you.
Don't be afraid of facial hair. It's a hallmark of being a man. Once you get past the itchy scratchy stage, find something you like and want to maintain.
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kipshasz
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posted November 17, 2009 04:31 AM |
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Hmmm, am I the only one who isn't a slave to Gillette?
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 17, 2009 07:09 AM |
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Nope, cheap dispensable razors FTW!
Gillettes are way too expensive for someone like me who has to shave twice a day to keep a decent face. A cheap, sharp razor is better than an expensive, dull one.
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emilsn
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posted November 17, 2009 07:15 AM |
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I use mac turbo 3 aswell 
I will never shave my armpits! - Weird to do !
And my GF actully dont want me to shave anywhere ... she's weird 
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kipshasz
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posted November 17, 2009 07:23 AM |
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@Emil: Some women like hairy men.
@Joonas:
I use this
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Corribus
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posted November 17, 2009 03:39 PM |
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Art of Shaving makes nice stuff - expensive tho.
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emilsn
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posted November 17, 2009 04:35 PM |
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Hehe she actully said yesterday that I should NEVER shave the hair around my belly
And I was like - seriosly - it's getting a little bushy
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Azagal
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Smooth Snake
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posted November 17, 2009 04:52 PM |
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Really oO?! Tell me more !
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War-overlord
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posted November 17, 2009 07:59 PM |
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I've only just noticed this thread and reading it, I'm starting to think I've become rather metrosexual as of late.
I've started to think more about my wardrobe. I've degraded my most of my cargo pants to working clothes. I've started to wear spencers and gillets over my shirts instead of sweaters. And wear less baggy clothing all together.
I lost quite a bit of weight recently and more importantly I've lost quite a bit of mass around my stomach. This also helped me decide to update my clothes.
I've also halved the lenght of my hair, I was halfway to growing it to metalhead length, and trimmed down my sideburns considerably. But I've replaced those by a goatee.
I've been wearing jewelery since my puberty, mostly signet rings and solitaire rings(rings with a large stone)
Lastly I never wear sneakers, but always boots.(With exeption when I'm working, I wear steel-toed safety shoes than) I own several pairs of them, topped by an expensive pair of cowboy boots.
So concluding, I'd say I'm rather metrosexual.
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emilsn
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posted November 17, 2009 08:13 PM |
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Hmm... I just wont say you are that metrosexual when you think about your wardrope? only it is really expensive brands...
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Warmonger
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fallen artist
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posted November 17, 2009 08:26 PM |
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I don't get how wealth goes with sexuality. Real men wear only ragged t-shirts?
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ohforfsake
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posted November 17, 2009 08:49 PM |
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You're all chicks in my book now. 
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emilsn
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posted November 17, 2009 09:01 PM |
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I think that metrosexuality is measured by your thoughts, thoughts were you think about yourself and how good you wanna look.
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Darkshadow
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posted November 17, 2009 09:10 PM |
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Quote:
You're all chicks in my book now.
Heyheyhey!
Where can I find women who grow pointy moustaches and colour them black?!
TELL ME NOW
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted November 17, 2009 10:59 PM |
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Don't be afraid of facial hair. It's a hallmark of being a man. Once you get past the itchy scratchy stage, find something you like and want to maintain.
Yeah, I agree. Itchy scratchy stage is so damn annoying but it's worth it in the end. For myself, I'm trying to grow a Goatee/Moustache and have some side burns.
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War-overlord
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posted November 18, 2009 04:51 PM |
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Hmm... I just wont say you are that metrosexual when you think about your wardrope? only it is really expensive brands...
Perhaps not, but I've become more metrosexual lately than I've been for the past few years. And as for expensive brands, I've got a good selection of expensive clothing-items. Chief among them my new coat I got about a month ago, which set us back 240 bucks and those cowboy boots I talked about which cost 150 bucks.
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wog_edn
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posted November 18, 2009 06:48 PM |
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Quality costs, that doesn't make you .. metrosexual. I have a leather jacket which cost me 500$, boots for for about 150-170$. Better to have good clothing that'll last longer than cheaper stuff .. and that often look better too no "fancy" stuff, but pants for about 80-100$ and that kinda .. stuff. Having quality wardrobe doesn't make you less .. man.
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Minion
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posted November 18, 2009 07:54 PM |
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Edited by Minion at 19:57, 18 Nov 2009.
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You might be a metrosexual...
If you just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.
Refuse to wear anything but Calvin Klein boxer-briefs. Obviously.
If you own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and proudly carry a man-purse.
If you see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights!
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ohforfsake
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posted November 18, 2009 08:18 PM |
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If you just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.
Refuse to wear anything but Calvin Klein boxer-briefs. Obviously.
If you own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and proudly carry a man-purse.
If you see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights!
That'd make me 50/50 because:
I always tries to purcase a Banana Republic, to no avail.
I refuse to wear anything, at all.
I own half as many sunglasses as I won shoes, and just as many watches, and I embarrasingly carries a woman-purse.
I see no one instead of a barber, because barbers are very really scary really.
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emilsn
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posted November 19, 2009 08:27 AM |
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Hehe
In denmark everyone wears Björn borg ...
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