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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted November 18, 2009 04:02 PM |
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Edited by zamfir at 16:02, 18 Nov 2009.
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You know you spend WAY too much time on-line when...
You know you spend WAY too much time on-line when...
...The dudes from Tech Support call you for help.
...You tilt your head 90 degrees when you want to smile. :)
...You have an identity crisis when somebody uses a nick close to yours.
...You beg your friends to buy an account so that you will be able to meet.
...Somebody asks you: "What did you said?" and you answer: "Look above".
...If you are a girl, you send other e-mail describing how you feel each time you have menstruation.
...You marry your cyber-friend and then spend nights talking via two computers located in the same room.
...Your dog leaves you.
...You have a map with flags for every person you met in RL.
...You order home delivery meal: pizza and a chipset for the comp.
...You have Heroes Community as home page.
...You wait 6 hours on-line for a 'special' person that is at office now
...Your virtual relationship goes further than any other relationship you had
...You enter a room with 40 people and are greeted with {{hugs}} and **kisses**.
...You type faster than you think.
...You want to be buried with your comp when you die. Or vice-versa.
...You can and will to read all the movie credits.
...If not for the incredible eye and fingertips reflexes, you would have been labeled a veggie.
...Your last sexual experience was in fact a 'textual' experience
...A fire starts in your kitchen because you just wanted to check who's online while the dinner was getting cooked
...When you meet people in RL, you call them by nicknames because you forgot the real name
...You take the plane just to meet somebody face to face.
...You understand these jokes.
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5 Times TV
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Warmonger
Promising
Legendary Hero
fallen artist
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posted November 18, 2009 06:38 PM |
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Sure I understand these jokes, I would worry if one wouldn't.
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted November 18, 2009 06:44 PM |
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you spend to much time online when you have learned all the URL adresses for your favorite pages backwards.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted November 18, 2009 07:47 PM |
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...You take the plane just to meet somebody face to face.
I took the train to another country to meet azagal. Does that count?
You spend too much time online:
... When you log off or try to block someone in real
... When you're participating in this list.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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ohforfsake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted November 18, 2009 08:22 PM |
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When the only reason you stay online is in a vain attempt to seduce a Dagoth (ot at least Neravar, though that's a bit lame).
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted November 18, 2009 10:51 PM |
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When you give this list to your irl friends.
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted November 18, 2009 10:54 PM |
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When the only reason you stay online is in a vain attempt to seduce a Dagoth (ot at least Neravar, though that's a bit lame).
Oh, my god, I love you!
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 18, 2009 10:56 PM |
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Oh, my god, I love you!
Thank you, but I don't roll that way.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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ohforfsake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted November 18, 2009 11:05 PM |
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If we all work together, we might be able to seduce Elvin!! 
Oh right, you spend too much time online, when you go out of your way to come online for no apparent reason.
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Living time backwards
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Raron
Tavern Dweller
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posted November 22, 2009 08:37 AM |
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Edited by Raron at 08:37, 22 Nov 2009.
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You know you spend WAY too much time on-line when...
You make threads like this...
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted November 22, 2009 10:07 AM |
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you know when you've been spending too much time online when you use the terms "Raped" "Pwned" "N00B" or "WTF" in everyday conversation.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted November 22, 2009 10:13 AM |
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You know you spend WAY too much time on-line when...
...half of Mvass and TheDeath's rebuttals are directed at you.
-Guitarguy
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 22, 2009 10:55 AM |
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...half of Mvass and TheDeath's rebuttals are directed at you.
Well, actually this isn't true at all, it's just a sign of involvement, nothing wrong with that. Like if you're in a relationship, it's good to be involved because if you don't invest, you won't get any returns. A similar situation exists here.
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Eccentric Opinion
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted November 22, 2009 11:02 AM |
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Edited by baklava at 11:03, 22 Nov 2009.
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You know you spend WAY too much time on-line when...
...you get the Seventh Yellow Star of Lifelessness.
*glances at MVass*
Whoops.
No pun intended. ^^
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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