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Lexxan
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posted March 23, 2010 10:54 PM

Lexxan celebrates 2 Years in HC!

So, I think it's only fair that I'll do something contructive, in my favorite forum, right? Well, I give this thread to myself as a HC_Birthday gift. (I'M SO HAPPY!!!1!)

In this thread I'll rank (for now) MY TOP 25 FAVO DISNEY CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME!.

Disney fans and apathic will love this, and even the Disney haters (<*scowls at William*> ) will have to admit that Disney rocks ya socks.

Expect Randomness!

Hint for #25: A Forgotten Character who only got around 5 minutes of airtime in their movie.


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posted March 23, 2010 11:53 PM

Congrats with your 2 years! I look forward for the continuation of survivor!

Also, I doubt William will be disliking your disney character, he and veco left forever recently, you can see my video about it in the bombay tv thread in the tavern of the rising sun, probably easiest found by clicking on veco and see his/hers threads.
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posted March 24, 2010 01:09 AM

noob
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posted March 24, 2010 01:17 AM

Disney sucks arse.

Do you think scowling at me is the best idea btw?
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posted March 24, 2010 05:14 AM

William doesn't like Disney?

Respect for William +1.
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posted March 24, 2010 07:32 AM

If it's not Pixar it's not Disney anymore.
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posted March 24, 2010 09:13 AM

What does scrowling mean?
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posted March 24, 2010 09:41 AM

Don't you mean 2 years out of HC? Or how long it's been anyway

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posted March 24, 2010 09:46 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 21:49, 24 Mar 2010.

2 months

Time to post the first entry to this list, methinks.

#25
The Minstrell

Sleeping Beauty


The Minstrell is a forgotten and underrated, yet hysterical character from Sleeping Beauty. Sleeping Beauty was indisputably the best Disney movie made during Walt Disney's lifespan, and the main reason why it was such a great Movie, was because of it's great collection of characters. Malificent, Her Raven, the Three Fairies, Prince Philip, Kings Hubert and Stefan are all memorable characters. Such a pity Aurora is such a borew***e.

The Minstrell (Who is also refered to as the Manservant, the Lute Player or the Valet), is a nameless and mute character who basically serves as Comic relief during Sleeping Beauty's funniest Scene - the drinking scene.

The Minstrell basically brings in King Hubert's best wine, and while the Kings discuss their plans for the future of their children, the Minstrell helps himself to the wine... and tries to aqcuire as much of it, as possible.


Whoopsadaisy!

A very plain, simple plot with hilarious consequences. I haven't found the whole drinking Scene in English on YouTube, but I have found it in German, so for those interested in re-living those memories, here it is. (Link

The whole scene itself is kinda funny. I find it somewhat strange that this scene actually made it to the movie, since it shows drunk people and all... I guess it was just too funny to cut out


Don't worry kids, it's just fruit punch

All three characters delives Comedic Gold during this scene. The Minstrell by classic slapstick Humor, the Kings by starting a completely ridiculous rant, which ended in the infamous FISH SLAP


"Take that, you foul knave" <*slaps fish*> <3


But anyway, here's some more minstrell madness:


Such a Rockstar <3


The Definition of "Hang-over"


"It's MINE!"


"My Precious!"


Interlude.
<*flaps fish*>



After a hard day's work, a man needs some restzzzzzz....

Such a star <3

After the 3 Fairies cast a veil of slumber over the castle, the Minstell is seen again, awakening from his own drunk slumber, untill Merrywheater interveines and puts him to sleep once more. lol.

This entry also symbolizes the many forgotten mute characters who are so awesome. Examples: The Wolf and Sugar Pot in Sword in the Stone, Khan the Horse in Mulan, The Turtle in Snowwhite, The Manservant in Cinderella, and many others. So much laffos, so forgotten.

There are two more entries from Sleeping Beauty, but neither will be revealed soon.

Hint for #24:

A Main Protagonist from one of the later Movies.
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posted March 24, 2010 11:03 PM

Tell us more Lexxan
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Lexxan
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posted March 25, 2010 08:53 AM

24 will be posted tonight.

Any guesses will be welcome.
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posted March 25, 2010 05:16 PM

Lexxan is a noob.

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posted March 25, 2010 05:18 PM

You're not much better.
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posted March 25, 2010 05:20 PM

Quote:
You're not much better.


Says you
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william
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posted March 25, 2010 05:22 PM

Nice comeback.

And how would I be a noob?

And ugh, please don't quote a post right above your own lol. I once got told off for that and I now see why.
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posted March 25, 2010 05:23 PM
Edited by Darkshadow at 17:24, 25 Mar 2010.

Quote:
And how would I be a noob?



It comes naturally from you

EDIT:Gaah! the flood of smileys!
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posted March 25, 2010 07:15 PM

You little noob spammers can't even properly derail a thread nowadays!
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posted March 25, 2010 10:56 PM

More tips I need to propperly guess... or hints...
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posted March 25, 2010 11:53 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 00:40, 26 Mar 2010.

When will people ever learn.

#24
Emperor Kuzco

The Emperor's New Groove


Our first Entry (but definately not the last) from Emperor's New Groove is none other than Emperor Kuzco... and never forget, it's ALL ABOUT HIM!!!

While I'm usually not impressed by Heroes, wether Disney or anywhere else, but Kuzco is an exception. He's a very atypical protagonist. He's insufferably selfish and vain, is megalomaniac and powerhungry, and is completely ignorant when it comes to ethics. He's basically a spoilt, pampered Prince. While this is a character that's usually disliked by many, many people, Kuzco does add something entertaining to the table. He's extremely snarky and Sarcastic, and this combined with his overall ignorance about the outside world, and the people in it, makes him an extremely funny and rootable character.

Kuzco another thing I like Kuzco for is his storyline (which will be discussed in detail shortly). It's a very basic Coming-Of-Age storyline, but the best thing is that a no point in the entire movie, Kuzco loses his Sacrastic, snarky bratty self. He's never out of character, and even at the end of the movie he remains quite self-centered and vain... but he had become a better person. In terms of alignment, he morphed from a typical Chaotic Neutral into a Chaotic Good. (which is by far the best alignment, you're welcome.!)

But enough of these walls of texts, let's zoom in on Kuzco's awesomeness (and I somehow have a feeling Kuzco would prefer this too).

When the movie begins, we see a llama standing in the rain, alone and deserted by everyone.



Awww, how cute.

Kuzco (who is also the narrator for the largest part of the movie) explains that he's the llama, and invites us to see how his life was screwed by a group of people more inferior to him. So he takes us back in time, to the events which led to his demise.


Kuzco: "Whoops, that's too far back. BTW, look at me, I'm so cute."

As the credits roll, we see Kuzco do his daily chores, like christening ships, kissing babies, undersigning laws (the ones Yzma writes off-screen), getting fed grapes, moonwalking and having fun altogether. This is called his "Groove" the rhythm at which he lives his life.

As Kuzco Grooves through the palace, he accidentally moonwalks in to an older man who's simply stading in the same room as Kuzco is.


Whoops!

Of course, the evil Rebel who disturbs the Emperor's Groove, needs to be punished accordingly.


Old Man: "Soooooooooorryyyyyyyy...."

Then, Kuzco needs to do his daily stuff or whatever it's called. (A Monarch's life is such a burden, *sigh*), as his majordomo introduces him to the would-be Empresses. Of course, the Emperor can only be satisfied with the best of the best.


Kuzco: "Lets take a looksy... Hate you hair, not likely, yikes, yikes yikes, and let me guess: You have a great personality."

But let's not get off-topic. It's time to introduce you to the people who dared to ruin the Emperor's Life. First, you have Pacha, the peasant. As Kuzco informs us, "don't let the poor peasant guy look fool you... tihs huy's trouble." This is immedeately confirmed when Pacha finds the Old Man (the one who got thrown out of the window), and HELPS him. Told you he was a rebel!


Be Weary. This guy's trouble.

Pacha, as the chieftain of a hill tribe, was summoned to the Palace to inform Kuzco where the best place is for a pool (although this is unknown to Pacha). After Pacha answers The Emperor's question truthfully, Kuzco shows Pacha his best plan yet: The Construction of Kuzcotopia, his own personal resort.


<*Smacks the model straight on Pacha's house*> <3


and then he delivers this little gem:


Kuzco: "It's my present to me for my birthday... I'm so happyyyyyy."
The Second person responsible for ruining the Emperor's life, is Yzma, the Imperial Advisor. As Kuzco points out, she's clearly living proof that Dinosaurs once roamed the planet.


*shudder*

What's even worse, she even got into the nasty habit of ruling the Empire behind Kuzco's back... that is, untill Kuzco caught her red-handed.


Yzma: "This is not what it looks like, You Highness. I was just dealing with some peasant matters, and I-"

*Gazes at Yzma*

Kuzco: "So many wrinkles... What's holding this woman together?"

Kuzco: "What the F...!!!!!"

Anyways, Kuzco is fed up with her, so he sacks her.

Yzma: "But... but I've been nothing but loyal to the Empire!"
Kuzco: "Hey, hey, everybody hits their strife... you just hit yours like... -what is it- 50 years ago?"


Utterly devastated. lol.

Yzma of course, is this movie's main villain, so she plots to kill Kuzco, using a poison.


*Gasp* No... how can it have happened... Nooo!!"

Yzma: "Quickly, Kronk let's get rid of the body! Hehehe...

Fortunately for us, and unfortunately for Yzma, her dumbass henchman Kronk mixes up the poison...


Kuzco: "Poopkai! What were we sayin?"


...with a potion of llama extract, which hysterical results.


*Fwoop*
Kuzco: "Sumthin' wrong?"


Kuzco notices nothing of the whole thing, and while he considers talking about why he had to sack Yzma, Kronk knocks him out with a plate of broccoli... lol


Yzma: "WHAT? A Llama? He's supposed to be DEAD!!"

So Yzma sends Kronk to finish the job. As Kronk tries to dispose of Kuzco, humming his own spy-like themesong, Kuzco narrates:

Kuzco: "Dude, this guys has his own THEMESONG? Big, dumb AND Tone deaf. Glad I was unconscious the whole time."


Ninja. Has it in the bag.

Naturally, Kronk screws up badly, and the bag containing Kuzco lands on a cart belonging to Pacha (aka "That annoying Peasant"). From that point onwards there's like a huge Pacha scene where he reunites with his family. Yawn.


Kuzco: "May I remind you this is actually about ME. Not HIM, ME. ME!!"

So when Pacha finally discovers Kuzco, Kuzco, still drowsy tells him.


Kuzco: "No Touchy."
Pacha: "AAARHG!!! DEMON LLAMA! DEMON LLAMA!!"

Afterwhich Kuzco turns around and sees Pacha Llama, which for the record, is a llama. Thinking that llama is the "Demon Llama, Kuzco runs away on his hind legs. Little detail: Llama's cannot Run on the hind legs so he trips.


Fail Imminent.

Pacha then informs Kuzco about how different he looks. Kuzco's reaction.


Kuzco: "Whaaaaah!! Llama Face!"

LOL.

Since there's a lack of other people to accuse, Kuzco accuses Pacha of transforming him AND abducting him.


Pacha: "But why would I kidnap a llama?"
Kuzco: "I don't know, YOU are the Criminal Mastermind her... but then again, that's giving you WAY too much Credit."

Kuzco instructs Pacha to bring him back to the palace, but for the first time in his life, Kuzco finds himself powerless... He just doesn't realize it yet. Pacha agrees to take Kuzco to the palace, if the latter scratches his plans for Kuzcotopia. However, Pacha forgets one tiny, simply but ever-so-crucial detail:


Kuzco: "I DON'T MAKE DEALS WITH PEASANTS!!"

Kuzco takes off to find his own way, but Pacha warns him it's too dangerous to go alone especially if you don't know the way. Unfortunately, Kuzco refuses to listen to Pacha and sets off to his own. After pissing off a squirrell names Bucky (something Yzma would copy later in the movie), resulting in the squirrell waking a horde of black panthers which immedeately attacks Kuzco...


So evil <3

He gets saved by Pacha in a Tarzanesque fashion...


Pacha: "Don't worry, You Higness, you safe with me"

Untill both crash into a log, leaving them in this situation:


Kuzco: "I may be new to this who rescuing thing, but this might be consider kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?"

After this, the log tumbles over into a river, and while tied to the log, Kuzco have probably the best dialogue in the entire movie.

Pacha: "Uh-Oh"
Kuzco: "Don't tell me there a giant waterfall up ahead?"
Pacha: "Yup."
Kuzco: "Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
Pacha: *shrugs* "Most likely"
Kuzco: *Short Pause*. "Bring it on.

<*Kuzco and Pacha tumble off the waterfall*>

Not really funny, but I find it a really good example of how chill and awesome Kuzco really is. After their dip, Kuzco is unconscieous, and Poor Pacha is forced to preform CPR on Kuzco, leading to an awkward, but hysterical little scene.


That Poor, Unfortunate Soul.

END of PART 1

Part 2 will be posted some time tomorrow. It's kinda late now, and I will require rest first, so...



Toodles!



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posted March 26, 2010 12:53 AM

Lexxan, you are seriously scaring the crap out of me
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