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Thread: Computer Game superstars' thoughts about the April 1st "Fools Day"

Golemcrafter

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posted April 01, 2010 10:45 PM

Edited by Golemcrafter at 22:09, 02 Apr 2010.

Computer Game superstars' thoughts about the April 1st

American McGee's Alice:

"When mom made me an April fool, we laughed together over hours. When dad mad me an April fool, we laughed together over hours. When my classmate made me and my bunny April fools, we laughed over... his dead body..."

Clive Barker's Jericho Zombie Guard:

They made me a fool, when they've put out my eyes. They made me a fool, when they've cut off my nose and lips. They made me a fool, when they've dressed me like a crusader. Now they are fools to come back and apologize..."

Duke Nukem:

"I gave up making fools out of my friends long time ago, mate, because no one lives forever. I remember putting a grenade onto a birthday cake last year or when I changed the donkey in "Donkey's Tail" into a detonator 3 years ago. Once, a rollicking person wanted to steal my cigar... He has more ears than teeth now."

Lieutenant Pilo Swine:

"*grunt* Pigs like April fools day! Pigs like, when they plant ray-infected carrots for poor rabbits. *grunt* Or when firing FOX-rockets onto their hideouts! *grunt* For us, April 1st is the only day our calendar has currently... MWAHAHAA *grunt* HAHAHAHAHA *grunt**grunt*"

Edison Trent, Freelancer:

"We don't "celebrate" April 1st since 2156...or what ever. Before that, we loved to switch the "Open Cargo" button to the "Catapult" button on our neighbor's ships. But once, we hacked a transport ship's coordinates, which has sadly crashed in a Medium White... I never forget my boss' April's fool..."

Owen McLeod, the Highlander:

"The first time, I was made to an April's fool was back in time, when I was a gladiator in Rome. My friend said he's got a great work for me in the great Colosseum as a field-cleaner. I offered my services to the Emperor, who accepted my offer and led me into the field... where I got half-eaten by lions. That's the story, how I become immortal..."

Marked One, S.T.A.K.E.R.:

"I remember the time well. I had to drive and bury corpses, shot dogs, plant trees in the Red Forest, organize an "Old School Party" at Pripjaty, make some bullcake missions for Sligowhothehell and then I received a big, warm welcome in the Power Plant as well and all this for a big blue stone, which broke the ceiling on me but the only thing I said, that I want to be rich... I barely got out alive..."

Chell, Portal:

"It was 2..., the 1st of April. Two of my friends and I went to a night club party around 10 o'clock. My mates got drunk in no time and I was about to drink a nice bunch of cocktail, but my friends were just laughing. I drank the drink in several minutes and suddenly I felt something weird. The last thing I remember, that my friends were saying "Haha, April's fool"! Than I woke up in a small glass chamber with two kangaroo-things, operated in my legs..."

Daniel Garner, Painkiller:

"When I first realized, that I'm in hell, I thought, it must be the 1st of April. A giant fun park? The russian national anthem?? Lucifer itself??? No, I thought, my twisted-minded friends must have dressed up like idiots and I didn't flushed the toilet again..."

Rayman:

"We like jokes. For us, the 1st of April is the funniest day of the year. We cook zombie chicken's eggs and play hide-and-seek with the pirates. We organize swimming contests in the piranha lake and make the wasps angry. Of course, we always have to find new fools over and over again, because our games sometimes turn into...panic."

Jack Carver, Far Cry:

"I learned to be a true fool, when I was in Africa. I had to get rid of some african weapon-smugglers near a no name village and my boss has sent me there with the following words: "Don't take them too serious, they've got old, rusty, jammed weapons, so don't worry..." The next day, a bazooka almost ripped off my head and a guy with a Steyr AUG shot my ass as well... Since then, I had to quit from my workplace. I must have realized it is the 1st of April..."

Serious Sam:

"Are you serious?? You try to fool me? You ask me, if other have made me a fool? I don't take jokes serious, but when others make a sucker out of me, I'll do them serious damage, if you know what I mean! But seriously, would you try to fool me with two guns in my hands? You can't be serious! You try it and I seriously punch you in the face...or just allow me to make you an April's fool...Hehehe!"

Arthas, Warcraft:

"Before I became a Death Knight, I often fooled my father: stealing his crown, his food, his chamberpots... But I fooled every other person in the castle. Only my father was brave enough to punish me for what I have done, the others: the groom, the chef, the gardener, the soldiers just stood there and laughed. Since I turned to the dark side, I really miss thease days, because you can't fool zombies, you know... They don't even know, what a fool is, or April, or April Fool's day. But burning the Crypt Fiend's web still bring me laughing..."

Lady Amelie, King's Bounty:

"My father never allowed me out of my chamber during the 1st of April. So I nerved my nanny: sticking nails into her bottom, setting free my home mouse, as she entered and my favourite: playing dead with a lots of strawberry juice. Sadly, the nanny got a nervouos break-down in a few hours and ran out of town, screaming loud. During the time as I was a hostage by the orcs, I played with them, too. The best was as I started a huge fight within the whole camp. I loved the taste of orc beer..."

The Joker, Arkham Asylum:

"I am the King of the Jokes. Better say King of the Jokers, hhehhhe! I simply don't understand, why a tall, handsome and funny man should attend to a psychotherapy just because he's able to upgrade fun into wicked fun. Wicked fun rips out the mankind out of it's grey and common life. Fire, explosion, Killer Croc in the sewers are the basic ingredients of a wicked joke. Noone can beat me, noone can stop me! Haha...Hahaha...Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa... This straitjacket is starting to tickle me..."

Razputin "Raz" Aquato, Psychonauts:

"We have the easiest task during the 1st of April in the Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp. With the help of our abilities, we can cause a huge amount of laugh and fun. Freezing the lake, setting the kitchen under fire, using Invisibility to scare the hell out of camp members. Too bad when the camp leader catches us and cuts an end to our joy. His April's tricks aren't so funny at all: we have to match with the Telekinesis Bears without using our power...*sigh*"

Altair ibn-La'Ahad, Assassin's Creed:

"I assassinate my targets even during the April's fool's day, no matter how good they feel themselves during that day. Perhaps the ones, who have been fooled a bunch of time, are willing to die anyway. Of course, my own person has been caught by the nightmare of April 1st: I once received lesser gold after a hard and sweaty mission. After I asked for the reason, the employer just laughed. The next day, he was hanged on the governor's mansion eviscerated with the following words of mine: Happy April's fool's day, fools!"

The Prince of Persia:

"I fooled the Vizier a couple of time in the last few years. Perhaps tat"s why he turned against my father and attacked the whole palace with the Sands of Time. But my tricks weren't to bad. I just stole his magic staff and book and cursed him a few times: I transformed him into a rabbit, an ostrich and a camel before I levitated him accidentally over the river which was full of crocodiles. Lucky me, that my father stormed into the room and cancelled the magic. What I got after that, I promise, you don't want to hear it..."

Kyle Katarn:

"The fools is st...*ahem*...The Force is strong in me. I, a Jedi Master can never allow itself to play serious or even minor trick with others, especially not with using Force Power. But to tell the truth I really miss the feeling, when I can laugh over light years. Ahh, I still remember the time, when Luke and I were fooling around the Tusken Raider's camp. It was fun using Mind Trick on them or Force Push. Master Yoda then forbid us to play tricks in the future."

Matthew Kane, Quake 4:

"I'm the biggest noob, looser, fool (call me whatever you want) in the whole world as I said "yes" to a plastic surgery on the planet Stroggos. My mates said, that I have a pretty big nose, so they suggested submitting on an operation. I should have recognized their idiot laughs. After the operation, as I looked into the mirror, the first thing I realized, that my nose is still big as a mushroom, but my whole body is plastic! The soldiers laughed like mad so I shot them with my newly acquired rail-gun."

That's all, folks! Enjoy and laugh...or don't!

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Elvin

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posted April 02, 2010 07:38 PM

Heh not bad

But what are you asking me for, the topic was not made for me specifically. At best I could clean and move to tavern but I don't see much response from anyone.
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Golemcrafter

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posted April 02, 2010 07:56 PM

Quote:
Heh not bad But what are you asking me for, the topic was not made for me specifically. At best I could clean and move to tavern but I don't see much response from anyone.

Move it to the Tavern, then, and I double the current superstars!