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Elvin
Elvin


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posted July 01, 2010 04:20 PM

Omega has secured his position in the manliness thread. Welcome aboard.
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Carcity
Carcity


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posted July 03, 2010 09:38 PM

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Real men eat pain for breakfast with a side order of crimson death, and blueberry pancakes.


Mwahahahah. Not even a man that can take that could survive pregnancy.

It's basically that for 7 months ending with being cut or torn open.


Actually, that's not true.

You see, women generally have a lower amount of a special protein in the body, the more you have of this protein, the less pain you feel and you need a lot more damage in order for starting to feel pain. Men usually have a little less than twice as much as the woman of this protein, making women more vulnerable to pain.


During the course of pregnancy, from the moment the woman is fertilized, the amount of this protein rises dramatically, increasing to up to ten times more than it's normal level, this makes the child birth procedure much less painful.

So basically, if men would get pregnant and give birth to babys, we would also have an increased amount of that protein, while still having more basis amount of this than women, making us having a higher total amount upon child birth.

This means, in a shorter way that men could probably handle child birth better than women.
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War-overlord
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posted July 03, 2010 10:07 PM
Edited by War-overlord at 22:07, 03 Jul 2010.

And in one fell swoop, Carcity eliminated the women's all-counter to men.

From that day forward, science had proven that a man can win an argument with a woman. For their mythical counter-everything had been disproven.

This was but one small step for logic and empirical data, but one jetpack-powered jump forward for men everywhere.


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Elvin
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posted July 03, 2010 10:49 PM

Carcity how could you?

More entries added!
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Carcity
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posted July 03, 2010 10:51 PM
Edited by Carcity at 22:52, 03 Jul 2010.

Actually, that wasn't from wikipedia, it was taken from cracked.com...

And, as she's a woman, and thus greatly superior in intelligence, she should be able to come up with a good comeback.
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Kipshasz
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posted July 04, 2010 07:58 AM

I'd say Carcity needs to receive some kicks in the crotch for insulting the few ladies we have here. A true man defends the girls' honor!
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Carcity
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posted July 04, 2010 12:47 PM

At the risk of being bashed some more:


I don't really see the insult, I was just stating some facts.
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DagothGares
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posted July 04, 2010 01:00 PM

Carcity's right. During pregnancy, women are high as a kite on hormones (this also explains that special glow they have). If men were to have to have children (and magically grown a uterus and... Other... Special facilities), their hormone levels would rise dramatically too, while their chest would start to lactate and they would stop having periods for nine months.

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mamgaeater
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posted July 04, 2010 04:51 PM

Why does it even matter?

The flavor doesn't matter at all.
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phoenixreborn
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posted July 04, 2010 04:57 PM
Edited by phoenixreborn at 16:57, 04 Jul 2010.

Glow? Like radioactive?
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Lexxan
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posted July 04, 2010 05:00 PM

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Lexxan
-5 Starting points.
-10 For Disney obsession. And actually making two Disney-themed threads
+5 For survivor thread!
-10 For April Fool's overreaction on qp removal.
+10 For baldur's gate obsession. Hamsters and rangers everywhere rejoice!
+5 For positive attitude.




<* swoons whacks Elvin with a mallet and grunts approvingly *>


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ohforfsake
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posted July 05, 2010 01:01 AM

It's unmanly to think about your own manliness, but that's okay, I think about your manliness all the time Elvin, so I'll do it for you.

-25 point for sending erotic pictures, but never coming down the well. A man sucks it up and doesn't care about looks, the only standard a man has is at a manliness too high level for me to grasp.
+50 point for admitting to be female. It takes a true man to admit to be female.
-2 points for being overrated, a true man can't be overrated.
-9 points for random -qp's you forget to remove, maybe I should show you where?
+16 points for awesome entries in the member thread, you really make it shine, like a true man would do when entering any room, making all the females go into that state of which I'm not manly enough to describe.
-1 point for not caring so much anymore, what happened man?
-78 point for not being nearly as active anymore (still you have like 10 posts pr. day), not manly to be to cool/busy for your non real life
-1 point for creating a manliness thread, screams attention snow
+9 points for being an awesome mod, really you're a rare species
+18 points for creating comic of the day, because it keeps the most manly man of all HC here, emilsn, and only a true man can make him stay
+79 point for being Elvin
-4 point for being a woman around Nebdar, he needs a firm epeen, not a caring friend
+2 points for once being cool like me
-6 points for not setting your snowes straight (you probably have no idea who I'm refering to, I haven't as well. )
+48 points, greeks gets double score due to eating raw meat and having hair all over the place
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Adrius
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posted July 05, 2010 01:05 AM

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+48 points, greeks gets double score due to eating raw meat and having hair all over the place

Hah
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Carcity
Carcity


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posted July 05, 2010 01:13 AM

I'm a bit confuzzled, I got -5 for quoting wikipedia, despite me being one of few members NOT to post the entire wiki page about [insert random animal here].
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted July 05, 2010 01:35 AM
Edited by Elvin at 01:38, 05 Jul 2010.

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+48 points, greeks gets double score due to eating raw meat and having hair all over the place

You are half right Wait.. You didn't even get philosophical and followed the thread's spirit. Well played ohforf.

@Carcity
Oh please, we all know that's the first source you check
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DagothGares
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posted July 05, 2010 03:17 AM

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Glow? Like radioactive?
No, like... Women supposedly shine when they're pregnant, just radiating happiness as it were.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 05, 2010 07:40 AM

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Glow? Like radioactive?
No, like... Women supposedly shine when they're pregnant, just radiating happiness as it were.
They totally do not.
I'd say it's case relevant.
Some are depressed as hell.
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Keksimaton
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posted July 05, 2010 11:06 AM

I for one thought that mood swings were a big part of pregnancy.
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Carcity
Carcity


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posted July 05, 2010 12:10 PM

@Elvin, actually, it's not. It's one of the sources I use, yes but not the first.
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Elvin
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posted July 05, 2010 02:55 PM

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I for one thought that mood swings were a big part of pregnancy.

Nonono, you've got it wrong. Of their everyday life more like, or at the very worst a monthly phenomenon.

@City
Still going on about that? Man up!
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