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Tsar-Ivor
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posted November 02, 2011 11:51 AM |
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WTF could you possibly have against Anthony Robbins? 
(over the post limit  )
@Noc: You make me weep, Jack Black is a national treasure so is Tom Cruise.
Seriously, which looks better? This?:
Or this:
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Nocturnal
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted November 02, 2011 12:42 PM |
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This man! I hate how this man chooses only the worst movies to be in. His mimics, gestures are irritating me even when he is not "act"ing. What's he DOINGGGGGG!?
You are not handsome Tom Cruise :slap: You cannot act Tom Cruise :slap: And you have an undeserved fortune :slap: How on earth did a woman like Nicole Kidman fall in love with you :slap: And you left her for Penelope Cruz :slap: You are mindless :slap: Do you even know anything about cinema :Tiger Uppercut!!!:
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meroe
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Basically Smurfette
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posted November 02, 2011 02:02 PM |
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Edited by meroe at 14:04, 02 Nov 2011.
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Well personally I would slap the lot of them. Especially so-called celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Kim Kar-blah-blah. Mind you there are no so many 'reality' things, I can't tell one from the other. Ugh revolting. Actually though it wouldn't just be a slap. I would need to beat them to a pulp, just to get it out of my system hahaha. Violent much!!
Actually if this was about who I could violently smash in the face with a lead pipe, I might have a long list  
Oh and Nocturnal. Nicole Kidman married Tom Cruise as a boost to her career, she was practically unknown everywhere apart from Australia. It was a very good move for her  Plus the more times he is married, I guess the less homosexual it makes him.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted November 02, 2011 02:03 PM |
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No celebrity is worth my time and certainly not worth an assault charge.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 02, 2011 08:26 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 20:35, 02 Nov 2011.
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Katy Perry, hands down. I cannot stand that smug pop-slaying excuse of a singer.
EDIT:
Some Honorable Mentions Include
Bill Clinton
Taylor Swift
Lady GaGa
Tom Cruise
Martin Lawrence
Eddie Murphy
Adam Sandler
Ben Stiller
Kanye West
Michele Bachmann
Jedward
Alton Brown
Jeff Probst
Jeff Schroeder
Russell Hantz
Chris Rock
Brett Favre
The Jonas Brothers
Miley Cyrus
Michael Moore
Elijah Wood
George Bush Sr.
Hugo Chavez
Jack Black
Robert Mugabe
Both Castro Brothers
The entire North-Korean Kim Clan
All three presenters of Eurovision 2011
All Belgian (and French) Socialists (minus François Mitterand, but he's dead so w/e)
About a quarter of ALL Survivors
About HALF of all Big Brother Contestants
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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blizzardboy
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Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted November 02, 2011 08:46 PM |
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Tom Cruise is a top-tier actor. I don't know how you could watch his movies and think that he can't act.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 02, 2011 08:51 PM |
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Me wanting to punch TC in the face doesn't have anything to do with his acting skills. It has everything to do with him being a discomforting, humorless, smug-entitled, self-righteous, INSANE pratt.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 02, 2011 08:52 PM |
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@Lex
Your list is seriously messed up. The worst offense would be Chris Rock. How can you not like this man?
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blizzardboy
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Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted November 02, 2011 08:54 PM |
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I'm not even commenting on some of his other ones. Adam Sandler? Were you birthed by a goat? Even his worst movies are still decent.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 02, 2011 08:55 PM |
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I think he's counterproductively unfunny (which is TERRIBLE for a comedian) and he's incredibly annoying to boot. He definitely belongs in the Trinity of unfunny, obnoxious and overacting Black "comedians", alongside Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. (I'll cut Rock some slack, since he's easily the most tolerable of the three.)
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted November 02, 2011 08:57 PM |
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Wait, Dwayne Johnson is black? when did this happen?
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 02, 2011 08:57 PM |
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I'll agree that Murphy is not what he used to be and I never did like Lawrence too much, but Rock was absolutely amazing in every role I have seen him in.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 02, 2011 09:00 PM |
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Rock is absolutely unbearable in any movie he plays in due to his complete inability to act without looking like an overacting, obnoxious moron.
To the point, I dislike him even in spite of his stage shows, which -luckily- aren't close to being bad. (Hence why he is and always will be better than Murphy/Lawrence)
Overall, I still find him to be quite grating :-/
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted November 02, 2011 09:01 PM |
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You can't seriously stand/sit there and tell me that you found his acting in 'Tooth Fairy' "obnoxious".
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted November 02, 2011 09:04 PM |
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Ivor, you got the wrong Rock 
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted November 02, 2011 09:07 PM |
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted November 02, 2011 09:09 PM |
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Shia LaBeouf
Not only I would punch him, I would repeatedly bash his mile-thick skull with a frying-pan.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 02, 2011 09:11 PM |
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Yeah, this is the guy we're talking about:
(ps how can you NOT want to punch that guy in the face, looking at those pics?)
The guy we are NOT talking about:
(in retrospect, looking at most of the pictures that came up in Google Search, I actually kinda want to punch him in the face rite now.)
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted November 02, 2011 09:11 PM |
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Wow you guys hate everyone I love, I think I'll go with Omegas style and call it nailing my coffin.
Mind you Cameron Diaz is a no go or someone is going to end up with a few less limbs.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 02, 2011 09:14 PM |
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Who on earth would want to harm a sweet Angel like Cameron Diaz?
Please stop talking nonsense, Ivor, I feel offended you'd even imply I might think such an atrocity
DarkS: Good choice. I haven't seen enough of Shia to put him on my list though.
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