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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 05, 2011 10:41 PM |
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Selcy can't read. I said length wasn't an issue. After all, if it's too long, the rest can just stay outside.
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Doomforge
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posted March 05, 2011 10:42 PM |
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Selcy can't read. I said length wasn't an issue. After all, if it's too long, the rest can just stay outside.
And where's the joy in staying outside? 
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 05, 2011 10:44 PM |
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It's the tip that most sensitive anyways so you ain't missing much. Besides, there's some nice ticklish hair outside.
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selcy
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posted March 05, 2011 10:45 PM |
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A quick stop-whining guide to all guys with small screwdrivers:
1. Sex is much more than just putting a penis in a vagina. There's so many methods and places you can use. If it's all about classical sex, your sex life must be boring, and you should fix that asap
2. Seeing how much you can do with much shorter organs i.e. finger, I'd say it doesn't matter much how long your screwdriver is.
3. The average doesn't lie. Also 95% of males have the average (VERY low variation on Gauss curve).
4. It's better to be "lacking" than to cause pain (or be forced to use only a bit of your gear)
5. Despite what people say here, most surveys indicate women really don't care about size (in majority). That ofc doesn't mean YOUR woman does not care, but the chance of meeting a size-maniac girl are relatively small.
Well said Doomforge a spiced up sex life is much better than roll on, roll off, roll over or so big its painful.
A woman wants a considerate man in bed rather than one with an enormous penis as those guys tend to be selfish and only consider themselves.
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Doomforge
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posted March 05, 2011 10:46 PM |
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It's the tip that most sensitive anyways so you ain't missing much. Besides, there's some nice ticklish hair outside.
Pubic hair? Gross 
(before the obvious pedophile joke that's going to be used as reply: in Poland, the majority of women 20-40years old shaves. Which I'm very happy about )
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wog_edn
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posted March 05, 2011 11:09 PM |
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Gotta agree with Doomf, smooth and clean. No "ticklish" hair, please. Should be manditory to clean up, it's good for health-reasons too you know.
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selcy
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posted March 05, 2011 11:14 PM |
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Selcy can't read. I said length wasn't an issue. After all, if it's too long, the rest can just stay outside.
No I can read and knew what you meant and yes average is 6cms. Believe me if you can squeeze a babies head out from there a penis is no problem thick or otherwise lol.
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wog_edn
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posted March 05, 2011 11:17 PM |
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6cm .. wide? I mean seriously, 6cm long almost qualifies for micropenis. Unless it does, I don't remember. And sure a vagina may stretch, but if you go too deep you hit the lower part of the uturus, which might be painful.
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blizzardboy
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posted March 05, 2011 11:17 PM |
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I think she meant 6 inches. There's no way the average is 6 cm
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wog_edn
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posted March 05, 2011 11:20 PM |
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Well I hope so for the majority of guys girls.
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selcy
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posted March 05, 2011 11:20 PM |
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I think she meant 6 inches. There's no way the average is 6 cm
OK yes 6 inches lol
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posted March 05, 2011 11:24 PM |
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Anyway, I don't know what's ideal for a woman, but I know a roughly average sized dick is ideal for a man. There's no way in hell bobbing it in and out a small fraction of the way with a mega-dick can be as good as going most of the way. I don't know what the hell the women in porno do to their poor vaginas, but the average mare IRL would flee in terror.
Besides, there's something more important and better than sex. I am of course talking about blowjobs. If you undergo getting a supersized dick, they're going to be able to suck on your head and that's about it. Lame.
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wog_edn
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posted March 05, 2011 11:36 PM |
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Seriously? You think girls don't enjoy having it like in the movies, rough and dirty? You'd be wrong about that  sure, some might want it slow and romantic (boring) .. but again, most expect guys to rock their world! At least hope they will do so, and why would we wanna disappoint them.
And if you think girls can only do the head on large ones then you've met the wrong girls
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posted March 05, 2011 11:44 PM |
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Anyway, I don't know what's ideal for a woman, but I know a roughly average sized dick is ideal for a man.
Um, no, ideal is just a little bit bigger than average-sized. If 6 inches are average, than 7 is ideal. It's big, but not too big, a pleasant surprise, but not spectacular, helpful, but no main attraction... You get the drift.
I mean, let's not forget, that it's not about scoring deep, but scoring OFTEN, if you consider the male perspective, so it's about maximizing chances, not pleasing a specialized clientel.
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selcy
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posted March 05, 2011 11:49 PM |
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To me it seems men are more concerned about size than woman.
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Doomforge
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posted March 05, 2011 11:59 PM |
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You're right Selcy. I never understood the obsession of men on that part. Ironically, they usually suck in bed anyway 
And btw, 6 inches is when guys measure themselves And you know how much they love to add a cm or two. As "small" as it sounds, the average was something above 5 inch.
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JoonasTo
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posted March 06, 2011 12:02 AM |
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Edited by JoonasTo at 00:02, 06 Mar 2011.
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I'm pretty sure the average was 15cm when I had sex ed in school...
That average being 5 inches would make sense if that's wordly average but western, hell no.
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Adrius
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posted March 06, 2011 12:06 AM |
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Edited by Adrius at 00:07, 06 Mar 2011.
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It's all just flaccid measurements though.
There's no telling if a guy with an 8cm dick goes fricking super-saiyan when he's erect.
Similarily you don't know if that guy in the shower with the dick the size of an average baby seal grows at all when he's erect. It might just stand up and that's it.
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selcy
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posted March 06, 2011 12:18 AM |
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Ok well we could ask for both measurements on the first date but then that would spoil the fun. Personnal I prefer a guy that was caring in bed and thought of the womans needs before his own and I dont care what size it is as long as it does the job. I know my boyfriend will be that type of guy so I have struck lucky.
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Adrius
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posted March 06, 2011 12:24 AM |
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Edited by Adrius at 00:24, 06 Mar 2011.
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Btw, yes I did just use a baby seal as a tool of comparison in a discussion of penis size.
It felt right.
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