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gnomes2169
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posted January 12, 2012 05:05 AM |
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HC Muffin shop
Hello there HC! I'm back with my delicious pastries, coffee, teas and other breakfasty things! Place your orders, and welcome to my shop. 
Menu:
Muffins: All of our muffins are 7inch diameter mammoth muffins, (unless specified otherwise) and come with a juice, milk, tea or coffee of your choice.
-Chocolate: Oh gods, so much chocolate... if you don't get diabetes from this, then you my friend are immune. It is a chocolate muffin, with milk, dark and white chocolate chips mixed in, topped with a chocolate glaze and more chocolate chips. Comes with a half order of the daily fruit.
-Chocolate (light): The chocolate muffin, but only half the size and without the glazing. Still guaranteed to spike your blood-sugar levels. Comes with a full serving of the fruit of the day and a pancake.
-Lemon poppyseed: A classic muffin, the lemon poppyseed has a sweet and sour taste to it, both in health blends. It tastes almost like candy and comes with the daily fruit.
-Apple: Hey-ho there pie lovers! This muffin is made of a pound cake-like bread and has diced apple chunks and cinnamon-sugar in it. A very sweet treat that keeps the doctor away. ;P comes with the fruit of the day.
-Strawberry: The strawberry muffin is exactly what it is made up to be. Diced cubes of strawberry are mixed in with angel cake batter, and is topped with strawberry halves and a sugar glazing. Comes with a half order of the daily fruit.
-Blueberry: A favorite of most humans, the blueberry muffin has forever cemented its place in time and muffin menus. Real, fresh blueberries are mixed into the sweetbread batter for your enjoyment. Comes with your choice of two (three on Monday) of the following items; two pancake, two eggs, hash browns or fruit. The ultimate breakfast deal.
-Cinnamon sugar: A sweet and spicy muffin, the Cinnamon sugar muffin is a favorite among the kids. It tastes and even looks like a cinnamon roll, and is topped with a creamy sugar frosting. Comes with the fruit of the day.
-Orange: A citrusy sweet snack, the orange muffin has fresh orange and cranberry juice in a pound cake batter, topped with whipped cream and grated orange rind. Comes with the fruit of the day and two pancakes.
-Night muffin: A very sinister muffin, if I do say so myself. Dark chocolate chips, blueberries and blackberries all come together in this dark chocolate muffin. A richer, sweet and sour taste that you are sure to enjoy! This muffin comes with a half serving of the daily fruit.
-Neapolitan muffin: Like the ice cream, this muffin has a section of sweet cake, chocolate and strawberry as its building blocks. It is topped with a sugar glaze and comes with a serving of the daily fruit, as well as one of the following: Two pancakes, two eggs, or hash browns.
-Berzerker muffin: A muffin with created Kip in mind, it is made with the blood of your enemies (actually strawberry sauce), lemons, vodka and the bitter tears of a thousand virgins. sure to get any barbarian into his victory party stage! Since it is for real men, you get four slices of bacon instead of panzy fruit.
-The Happiness Muffin: god created the idea for this muffin, and Jesus blessed it. A chocolate chip muffin with blueberries, strawberries and topped with whip cream. On the whipped cream, there is natural orange flavoring, honey and a cherry. Comes with four slices of bacon, hash browns, the fruit of the day and two pancakes. Our most delicious and expensive meal item.
-Chaos muffin: For all you followers of the dark gods, this muffin is made with the blood of the legion's finest and the essence of every dark god. Just a warning, this muffin tends to explode and end whatever it touches if dropped. Comes with ten slices of bacon and a mug of pure alcohol, since juice and merely four slices of bacon is for weakling loyalists.
-Your creation: Create your own muffin, and I can guarantee that I can and will create it. If you order it enough, I might even add it to the menu. Comes with your choice of the fruit of the day or four slices of bacon.
Daily fruit: Most muffins will come with a fruit of the day. These fruits come in 8 oz servings and come in a small bowl. They are listed below.
-Monday: Peaches
-Tuseday: Apple
-Wednesday: Raspberries
-Thursday: Blueberries
-Friday: Strawberries
-Saturday: Pineapple
-Sunday: Kiwis
Drinks:
-Juice: All of our juice is from top-notch farms and producers if it isn't made by hand at this shop. A 8oz cup comes with any muffin of your choice unless you choose coffee, tea or milk. The flavors are as follows:
Apple, orange, mango, pineapple, cranberry, cherry.
-Coffee: Name a coffee and you will get it. An 8oz cup comes with any muffin unless you choose tea, milk or juice.
-Tea: You name it, we have it. Comes standard with any muffin in an 8oz cup, unless you choose milk, coffee or juice.
-Milk: Pasteurized 2% milk in a 12oz bottle, we have three flavors; Plain, chocolate and strawberry. Milk comes standard with any muffin unless you choose the tea, juice or coffee.
Every day muffin list: Tired of having to place your order when you know that you are going to get the same thing anyway? Talk to me and I will add you and your favorite muffin to this list! When you come every day, I will have a special muffin waiting just for you.
-Acu: Happiness muffin.
-Darksie: Chaos muffin.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
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Aculias
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posted January 12, 2012 05:11 AM |
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Muff shop! I want a Tang!
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gnomes2169
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posted January 12, 2012 05:25 AM |
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Alright, one Tang, coming right up!
*Toss*
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Aculias
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posted January 12, 2012 05:28 AM |
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Is that how you treat women. Tossing them 
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gnomes2169
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posted January 12, 2012 05:31 AM |
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Uh... Tang is a juice, right? Not some old user?
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
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Aculias
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posted January 12, 2012 05:33 AM |
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Use your imagination lol. Add some letters to the word
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gnomes2169
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posted January 12, 2012 05:37 AM |
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P'tang? That's basically all I've got... Now, your mouth is rather widely dropped due to my innocence, so I'll just leave the juice on your table while you recover from the shock and you can drink it while I clean this place up a bit (Spiders, you know?)
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Aculias
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posted January 12, 2012 05:39 AM |
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Drink it LOL.
You dont drink it
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The_Gootch
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posted January 12, 2012 06:03 AM |
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How much does your muffin top cost?
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted January 12, 2012 08:00 AM |
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They say the muffin tops are the best part, nobody wants the stumps...
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gnomes2169
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posted January 12, 2012 05:06 PM |
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Right now? Free. Promo deals and all that.
Oh, and there will be magic brownies sold, but only to one patron.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Darkshadow
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posted January 12, 2012 05:07 PM |
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Hands in the air, leetle man!
This is a Muffenheist 
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted January 12, 2012 05:24 PM |
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Gimme a blueberry muffin, it better be good .
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gnomes2169
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posted January 13, 2012 03:45 AM |
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@ DS: Sir, bullets don't effect me.
*Tosses Tsar a blueberry muffin (With real blueberries!)*
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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dragon_slayer
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posted January 13, 2012 04:15 AM |
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Quote:
@ DS: Sir, bullets done effect me
I don't get it..?
edit: im well aware u meant dont and not done. What bullets are u refering too...
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posted January 13, 2012 06:26 AM |
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Quote:
@ DS: Sir, bullets don't effect me.
I've yet to meet one that can outsmart boolit.
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blizzardboy
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posted January 13, 2012 06:27 AM |
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Quote:
@ DS: Sir, bullets don't effect me.
*Tosses Tsar a blueberry muffin (With real blueberries!)*
*puts on sunglasses*
Affect you. Not effect you.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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gnomes2169
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posted January 13, 2012 06:27 AM |
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Damn it, now I'm going to have to watch who I call DS! I meant Darksie.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
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dragon_slayer
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posted January 13, 2012 06:39 AM |
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Week that makes more sense... Lol
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Aculias
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posted January 13, 2012 08:10 AM |
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Chocolate chip muffin with blueberries. I want the muffin strawberry flavor with whip cream. Natural orange honey & a cherry on top 
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