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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tell a Story
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted December 29, 2012 08:55 AM

*BUMPY MCBUMP*

During the WW2 a British scout group was ambushed by Germans. Most of the Brits died except three men: Richard Barksley, Nigel Green and William Merry who fled to the south-east.
They were constantly on the move and the Germans were constantly tracking them. The 3 men found a deserted village in south Germany and they've decided that they should stay there and rest.
During the night, Nigel heard some noise coming from a suspiciously looking building. He woke his friends up and told them that they're not alone.
The soldiers took their weapons and searched the village to see if there is something to start a fire with. There was some firewood behing a house and they took it, made a fire and torches with some materials they could find. With everything checked, Richard, Nigel and William entert the strange building.
The noise was louder, but there weren't any words to describe it. A closer examination revealed a trapdoor in the basement. William took out his rifle and slowly opened the trapdoor revealing an occult gathering. The soldiers quickly killed everyone of the occultists and went back to check if the fire was still burning.
They were found by another rescue party the next day and were taken back to a British outpost where they explained what happened to them.

A week later a major Nazi army was defeated. One of the Nazi soldiers mumbled something about a deity that supported them and that it's worshipers were killed.
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