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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 28, 2003 08:24 PM |
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I'm looking for a sword that destroys spam demons and a shield that protects from slaps.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted December 29, 2003 02:51 PM |
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I'd like a reusable fire extinguisher.
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Knowledge is power...
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted January 01, 2004 01:30 AM |
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I would like just a plain black robe. How much does that cost?
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted January 05, 2004 11:37 AM |
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Well would you like a stingy 5gp one or a nice silk 15gp one?
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted January 06, 2004 02:01 AM |
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oh that sounds good. How much would it cost to have a custom one with the interior being silk and the exterior being a tougher material?
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted January 10, 2004 08:35 AM |
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Well about 30gp but 25gp for you.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted January 11, 2004 06:24 AM |
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Oh Golly! I want one!
*hands over 25gp*
Thank you!
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted January 11, 2004 06:44 AM |
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Thank you good sir. Another satisfied customer.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 11, 2004 11:16 PM |
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*We join Mighty Mage now as he approaches his home, the R.O.S.M. Tower. After carefully unlocking the large doors, Mighty Mage enters and turns on the crystal powered lights.*
There, that's better. Now, to liven things up a bit.
*with a wave of his staff, the main hall becomes covered in party decorations. A large table appears against the west wall and immeadiatly becomes covered with a large varity of food. Pizza and pop, do-nuts for the mods, those mini tacos you can get at bowling allys. You name it.*
Now for some entertain...
*before he can finish, one of the magi runs into the Hall*
Bob the magiin a bad english accent) What the bloddy 'ell do you think you're doin?
You may be master of this here place but a par-tee? Really now m'Lord. This is a place of study.
Mighty Mage: Yep. It's a place of study alright. And tonight were gonna study a PAR-TAY.
Bob the magi: But m'Lord...you can't just...but...what about the...uh...books, yes the books. What if those dirty little things you call friends mess up the books?
Mighty Mage: The books will be fine. They all have honer and I trust them...most of them any way. Now help me set this stuff up.
Bob the magi: nnnNO. I'm sorry m'Lord but I am telling you no. I told him no. He he he. Yes. I TOLD HIM NO.
That's right, no.
Mighty Mage: Fine, you can come.
Bob the magi: Oh really??? Joy. Oh what should I wear?
So much to prepare. (Bob runs off to his quarters)
Mighty Mage: Heh heh heh, works every time.
*Mighty Mage continues to set up the decorations and awaits the people.*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted February 20, 2004 08:00 AM |
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<Looking a bit bedraggled, our intrepid hero has returned>
"Oh geez. I'm the first one here? How lame is this?"
<He moves over to where the party favors are.>
"What kind of party you got goin on anyway MightyMage. Pfft, why do you call yourself MightyMage anyway? If you were really Mighty, you'd be using magic to hang these decorations."
"And what's with the favors? You having a party or a 7th-grade sleepover? Where's the booze? Where's the chicks? Where's the Euro techno music? Yeah, yeah, Euros ain't good for too much. But they're good for cheese, vodka, and techno."
"Anyway, I'm outta here. I'll check back in a few hours to see if this thing's livened up."
<Our intrepid hero moves to leave whilst derisively snorting at what this place has become>
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 20, 2004 09:18 PM |
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Hmmmmmm
*realizing that the Gootch has a point (for once), Mighty Mage leaves for a bit to "gather" some things.
Not more than an hour later, he has returned with a DJ who more than "willfully" came along. With another wave of his staff, Mighty Mage summons up some nifty lights and a smokin dance floor. A caravan pulls up filled with tons of great food like wing dings and....cheese.
Another caravan pulls up, this one filled with kegs of beer and other wonderful choices of Alcohol.*
Now for the girls. Hmmmm. Girls. Say, where are all the girls?
*without another word, in somes the entertainment.*
NOW we have a party.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted March 12, 2004 05:40 PM |
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Hey! I do believe that counts as ? Ahem! Geez, somebody delete that so the thread can resume.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted May 10, 2004 11:28 PM |
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Vadskye...for once, be quiet! LOL
No offense intended my friend! But w/a nice picture such as that! Sheesh! Keep it up! Keep it up! *looks closer at the pic* Hey...they look familiar. I'd swear to what ever god there is that I saw those exact same three girls at a Music Fest I went too... :|
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted July 17, 2004 10:17 PM |
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hmm naked girls? here?
I am home.
Why isnt this in the naked girls only thread?
Is that mighty mom in the middle? hehe.
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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TheRedWizard
Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
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posted September 06, 2004 09:09 AM |
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*appears out of nowhere and walks straight into a wall*
What the...Who put a bleedin wall here? I was walking!
*shakes a finger at the wall*
Now you move this instant!
*continues rambling and making obscene gestures at the wall*
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted September 06, 2004 09:44 AM |
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how much does a wizard hat cost? one with some stars on it, maybe a moon..
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John says to live above hell.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 08, 2004 10:15 PM |
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sniff...huh...wha? A customer? OH YEAH!
Let me show you over to our hats and helms section.
We have a lovly selection of basic headwear as well as special headwear. Some of which grant special powers or grat higher stats. Many of the things you see here were crafted by some of the finest magi including me.
Please have a look and feel free to ask if you have any questions.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted September 08, 2004 10:20 PM |
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That girl on the far right is staring at the middle girls boobs!!
Though it is a bit.....explicit. I mean you wouldn't want me to post a picture of my arse in the RL thread now would you?
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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TheRedWizard
Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
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posted September 11, 2004 10:59 PM |
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You there! *pokes MM*
This foul thing here, *gestures at the wall* blocked my passage.
I demand compensation for this grevious insult to my being!
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted September 12, 2004 02:10 PM |
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im sort of looking for a special order.
what i want is a hat that whilst i wear it i can drink ale 3 times as fast as a normal man can pour it out of a keg, and looks fashionable.
do you have any that fit that description?
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John says to live above hell.
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