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Saruman
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posted October 23, 2003 03:00 PM |
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That is sounding very good.
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MightyMage
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posted October 24, 2003 10:45 PM |
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Alright then. Recently I learned some dark stuff from a black mage who...uh fell down...in front of me...who I didn't beat to an inch of his life.
Anyway, I was thinking of some sort of scam. A contest that promises some super duper prize or somthing and in order to enter, a purchace must be made. What do think about that?
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Saruman
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posted October 25, 2003 05:03 AM |
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We could try...
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Vadskye91
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posted October 26, 2003 10:05 PM |
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Vadskye wanders through the halls of the Royal Order and stumbles upon a door that was left ajar. Vadskye walks through the door. "Hi! I'm looking for a job. Any positions open?"
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted October 27, 2003 10:11 AM |
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Quote: "Hi! I'm looking for a job. Any positions open?"
Only if you buy something!
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Vadskye91
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posted October 27, 2003 01:18 PM |
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ok why not? What do I have to buy?
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Saruman
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posted October 27, 2003 11:30 PM |
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Something really expensive.
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MightyMage
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posted October 28, 2003 10:30 PM |
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Good job you two. Here's your checks. Now, Vadskye I asked you to come because you said you were interested in a job. Well guess what. You got it, and a promotion too. In fact, all of my employees get a promotion today. In case you think I've finally cracked let me assure you I'm still mentally ok. It just came to attention that my group of Supreme Magi have...well left, or died. Seeing as the Royal Order of Supreme Magi is a highly prestigous group of mages and looked at as keepers of peace and such, it wouldn't look good if I just suddenly said they were disbanded. Soooo, you guys are the new Supreme Magi. You will be trained in certain areas of magic that best suit you and each will specialize in a certain ability or spell. For instance, Saurman seems like the Dark magic type to me so that may be where he is trained. If you have any questions just ask away. Yes, the pay is better.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
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posted October 29, 2003 12:20 AM |
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Yay! MightyMage! MightyMage! MightyMage! MightyMage! MightyMage!
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LordTitan
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posted October 29, 2003 01:00 AM |
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Quote: It just came to attention that my group of Supreme Magi have...well left, or died. Seeing as the Royal Order of Supreme Magi is a highly prestigous group of mages and looked at as keepers of peace and such, it wouldn't look good if I just suddenly said they were disbanded
Uhh... no reason to fire me, but... I'm not a magi. I'm a titan with a abondance of power.
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted October 29, 2003 07:48 AM |
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Cool im a mage now! Well my area of expertise is with most chaos spells but i am very flexable and learn other magic quickly. More pay... how much more are we talking???
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MightyMage
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posted October 29, 2003 04:22 PM |
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Quote:
Uhh... no reason to fire me, but... I'm not a magi. I'm a titan with a abondance of power.
The great thing about that is nobody has to know. he he he he he ha ha ha haaaaaa.
Besides, one of other supreme magi was an undead rouge. We taught him what he had to know such as magic and stuff and lo and behold he was an undead rouge mage...or somthing like that anyway. In other words you're not fired.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Vadskye91
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posted October 29, 2003 05:38 PM |
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I'm good at the View Air, Fly, and Hypnotize spells, and I can cast a decent Lightning Bolt. Now I'm not to picky on how much I get paid, just in the same ballpark as the others. Should I come up with a speech to announce the "New and Improved Royal Order of Supreme Magi"? I can hypnotize the crowd to give us donations...
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Saruman
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posted October 29, 2003 11:02 PM |
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How about you hypnotise them, and while their under you control I teleport their money directly to the treasury?
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MightyMage
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posted October 29, 2003 11:34 PM |
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Hmmmm, yeah. I like Saurman's idea. Money is good. Were supposed to be good too though.
Wait, I've got it. Money is good so if we take their money then we will be gooder...yeah.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Vadskye91
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posted October 29, 2003 11:34 PM |
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Sounds good! but where shall I put the speech location?
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MightyMage
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posted October 29, 2003 11:37 PM |
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At the top of the tower so it amplifies down and around.
Maybe we should get one of those little swirly things too.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Vadskye91
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posted October 30, 2003 12:08 AM |
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sounds good to me. But about your earlier suggestion, Saruman: it would be faster short-term, but they might wonder where there money went. If I could control the hypnosis so they only remember being easily swayed by my words, then they won't blame us of anything. They might feel stupid afterwards, but not mad. You can, however, see if you can enchant a bucket so whatever is placed in it goes directly to the treasury. That would be good.
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Saruman
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posted November 01, 2003 07:40 PM |
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(Sly, evil voice) Excellent...
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
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posted November 03, 2003 07:55 AM |
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I will not work all nigh on all this trickery and brainwashing! Unless i get a catered dinner!
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