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Oris
Tavern Dweller
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posted March 20, 2002 06:28 AM |
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Ohhh Aculias I just recieved your e-mail & I wany you soo bad not had a man in daaays oh how I love to abuse them hahahaha.
Come to me if you dare hmmmm!
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Rion
Tavern Dweller
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posted March 20, 2002 06:34 AM |
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Oh Cat I'm am sorry I did not reply mam I just recieved your mail & I am flattered.
I know about you & I find you very attractive maybe we can meet someday.
Mail me back if you want to meet since we know it's not a blind date ahahah.
You will see I am all man & will be your wildest dreams if you desire Cat my love  .
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Xenophanes
Promising
Famous Hero
Chief Consul to Queen Mutare
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posted March 20, 2002 06:40 AM |
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To ShadowLord
To clear up a common assumption made by most people(and I don't blame them, the way I go on about her), I do not, nor does my fictitious character Xenophanes, actually love Mutare. I simply fill in the role as advisor and Chief Draconverser. The former position is reserved for General Miah of Nighon(if you play the Dragon Blood Campaign, it mentions him, I think there's something going on between him and Mutare that the game designers just arenj't telling )
However, I will write a letter to Mutare. Someday. My life is extremely busy. Now I'm getting sappy. And talking in choppy sentances. Oh well. Life goes on.
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<Dragons rule, Titans drool!>
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted June 01, 2002 01:46 AM |
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Dear Drakon,
I write to you in confidence about a delicate problem I have in the Temple of Worship. Lately, tossers have been moving around in the Temple insisting in showing the immortal Goddesses no respect whatsoever.
Lately, the wizards have started to take an interest in knobs and boxes - they think. I believe only a sturdy draught of that rosée de marais of yours will cure them of their illusions. If not a good blow from your flail have been known to knock some sense into those who are slow on the uptake.
I'm throwing a Gnoll party and I've invited some other guests also. Those who show little faith will complement the main course, boeuf spécial de gorgon. [NOTE: Make sure you get some boo... I mean faith into your men.] Once the spirits start to flow nobody will notice the difference anyway.
The main attraction will be a soccer game between the Gnolls and some Hobgoblins. I thought that you might lead the Gnolls. And don't worry about the outcome, I'll give you a draught of the potion that raises your level to unimaginable heights, and after that the fight will be pure slaughter.
To keep your men entertained I've arranged for some spicy female gnolls to do some boue nue luttant. That should lift their morale.
After the carnage I look forward to share some hobgoblin rôti over a good story par les flammes du feu with you before we retire together to my boudoir.
With Love - Djive
PS. Don't put any of your best men in the soccer team. The losers will complement the main dish. Better safe than sorry.
PPS. Beware the wizards. Don't bring anything that can be mistaken for a knob or a box, or you might get some unwanted attention.
PPPS. Be sure to be nice to the other Goddesses and bring appropriate gifts to them.
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"A brilliant light can either illuminate or blind. How will you know which until you open your eyes?"
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PhoebeDuViels
Known Hero
Que?
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posted June 01, 2002 05:12 AM |
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Dearest, Christian. Or do I have to call you Sir?
Dear Chris, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; snow it, what's been up? Man how's your castle?
Heh...hee
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Cat said Rion is the most handsome, well Cat is wrong Sir Christian is...and so does Aeris, and Sandro, and Jaeditte
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CENSORED MATERIAL NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN !
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arachnid
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 04, 2002 01:52 AM |
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Dear Coronius
i have always hated you, and so have decided to place all my hate in to this letter and send it to you. Ok i admit ive always been totally jealous of your superb slaying abilty. It harks back to when we were kids and played together they you were slaying everything. You were so gifted but what was i given??? Crappy eagle eye all i could do was have a better chance of learning a spell when it was being used against me!!!!!!!
WHAT A HEAP OF CRAP!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!
I BET YOU WOULD BE SITTING THERE FEELING VERY SMUG WITH YOURSELF IF YOU COULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
But thats the point isnt it you stupid no eyed prat!!!!!! YOU will never see my letter ever!! ahahhahahahahaahahahaha
love malcom (who has always thought of you as a moron and you will never know it!)
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted August 03, 2002 03:07 PM |
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Quote:
Inferno (well, they are hot, but not in the way I mean)
Necropolis (insert 'boner' joke here...)
Dungeon (If you're into beasitality then go for it)
Stronghold (Much as we love Crag, he's hardly a sex god)
Fortress (Slimey!!)
Tower (If you like older guys)
LMMFAO
Dear Sir christian
you really suck i hate you i want to cast Implosion on you you ugly moron and you can take those pikemens pikes and shove them right up your candy arse
did you ever feel chain lightning? you will soon- this letter contains a Black dragon egg- it will hatch right about...now <as sir christian reads the letter he sees a small egg beginning to crack it cracks into a black dragon and spews fire in his face> by now your face is on fire and you are rushing to put your ugly beard out do have a nice day
2XtremeToTake
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted August 03, 2002 03:17 PM |
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Dear Sandro
i envy you- you have a permanent boner and you get a bigger boner every time you fight will you please tell me the secret on how to do it?
Dear Ash
You on fire babay!
Dear Jenova
you are so hot and gothic looking- i want you so bad with your nice and pointy ears and your long black hair what do you say a night in the homestead?
Dear Clancy
how do you live with a beard like that? and you haved all that hair on your chin but nothing on your head man you a freak
Dear Neela
sup bluey?
Dear Darkstron
i have a deal for you
you see i am hosting a party and i need you to be the entertainment i am inviting all the heratics and demon dudes
i want you to kill them pay is $30,000 per Demon
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted August 03, 2002 05:07 PM |
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dear Aeris
I've been trying to get a hold of you put you keep disappearing on me.
One day you're a talking cave the next a unicorn..I just can't keep up with you and am afraid i will have to end our relationship..
Though it saddens my heart I now see you can't seem to make up you mind and i need a strong man by my side.
not that I'm saying you're not strong..but you're just too indecisesive.
Also i need to tell you I found someone new..he's very sweet to me and he keeps me warm when it's cold..So many advantages to have a relationship with a fire-elemental..I'm never cold and the intercourse is hot too.
I wish you all the best and hope you will find someone who will make you want to give up this indecisesive life
Love: Romana
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted August 03, 2002 05:26 PM |
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o.0
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Odvin
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted August 04, 2002 11:25 AM |
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Letter to my best friend Gelu, *FORMER* Forest Guardian of Erathia
Dear Gelu,
For several years I have heard nothing from you. I remember how we fought together against that ugly Lucifere and his servant, Xeron. I remember how Queen Catherine Ironfist of Enroth awarded you after victory and allowed you to keep Armageddon's Blade. Trust me, I don't envy you. After that you went to AvLee and we wrote letters to each other regulary, describing the events happening in AvLee and Enroth (I went there after war). But suddenly something changed in you: you decided to find that Sword of Frost even when the Council of Eldest Dendroids recommended you to stop your search. I remember how I sent a group of soldiers that were under my command to help you in your quest. I knew that you wanted to destroy the Sword but I didn't think that it can lead to catastrophe.
You became very angry when Kija took the Sword right before your fight with Tarnum in the ruins of Voli. You decided to capture the sword and therefore organized a campaign against Kilgor. And in the heat of battle you and the Barbarian King met and fought each other... now I'd like to ask you:
DON'T YOU THINK IT WAS A LITTLE BIT IMPOLITE TO KILL ALL OF US ??!!
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Write soon,
Best regards,
Odvin.
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InU
Tavern Dweller
Newbie forever!
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posted February 25, 2005 03:01 AM |
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Dear Sandro:
I am a big fan of your work! You may not know me, but I was sitting very close to your table when you cheated on that drunk barbarian to get what you want.
I was drinking with my close friend, Mr Thant (I´m pretty sure you know him now, don´t you?), and he made me realize that you were... Well... YOU!
The little problem is... I, as a fashion advisor, am a bit concerned about the way you are looking.
Since that day, I can almost *SWEAR* that you look JUST A LITTLE more pale... And well... Like skin falling off... And teeth exposed... That might scare off the gals, don´t you think?
Well anyway I´m pretty sure I can get you some nice clothes and a brand new look.
Send me a message if you want my services!
PD: I was in one of your towns in my last vacations, hoping to meet you... but I only met zombies selling their bodies... Please, speak to them, it´s degradating!
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Patience, Perseverance and Practice!
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Russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted May 20, 2005 08:22 PM |
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Dearest Neela!
I am writing you because I don't think we've been spending as much time together as we used to, and I want to make it up to you in the future. I just cannot get you out of my head... all those walks on the snow... the wagon carts... the dark corners in the workshop... your blue skin... your eyes... your magic tricks... I really like how every time I rub your genie lamp, there you are... always ready to take the punishment you are soo good at taking... I want you to know that you will always be my one and only magic genie, do not waste your time on people like ShadowLord, they will never appreciate you like I do. Very soon we'll get back together... and I promise that one day we will fulfill our quest on defeating the evil Frank.
Yours forever - Russ
PS: ShadowLord - stay away from my lady! I warned ya!!!
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Vegetarian: Old Indian word for Bad Hunter.
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted May 20, 2005 11:38 PM |
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Dear Cmdr. Kyrre,
I'm writing to inform you that our strike force under your compatriots Jenova and Ivor have succeeded in routing the Demoniac invaders at our eastern border. While they are embracing victory, their armies have sustained massive losses and are not expected to survive any more large encounters. We here at command base are concerned that the Demoniacs still have a significant force in the region that will stop at nothing to defeat our two generals.
I'm hoping you can ride forth to relieve Jenova and Ivor before they can be discovered and ambushed by our enemies. I have already given orders to Aeris to hold your defensive position while you're away. To reach your destination, you must travel 225 herometers to the north of your position and then slightly to the east. An encampment of hostile troops is rumored to be due west of there, so procede with extreme caution and use force only when necessary.
We estimate the Demoniac fiends will regroup and launch another offensive within nearly a fortnight. Your task is crucial to maintaining our stance in this war; we need to get those generals back to safety. Failure to do this may result in innumerable deaths, so be quick. We look forward to your successful return.
Best of luck,
-guitarguy @ HQ
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Russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted May 21, 2005 01:09 AM |
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Dear Sir Kyrre,
As surprising as it is, Kyrre is a lady!!!
But anyways, back to my letter to Straker:
Hi, Straker.
I am writing you because I don't think anyone else will. People just don't like you. Every time people see you come to tavern, they curse their luck and do their best to try to ignore you. Perharps one of the reason they dislike you is because you are always surrounded by a pack of zombies who are trying to sell their bodies for cash. Most people like me or InU find it degrading, and that kind of behavior tends to lower the morale of the troops. If you are really that much into pimping - try bringing some pixies or pegasi riders with you next time, and you will have a much warmer welcome at the Tavern!
I hope my advice helps, even though I doubt you will listen to it (Death Knights are not known to be very open-minded).
Best wishes,
Russ
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Kaboth
Hired Hero
Forum Vampire Killer
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posted May 22, 2005 02:40 AM |
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Beloved Adelaide,
Your name matches a city from Australia, the realm of my origin.
Your warm skin and fiery red hair bely the heart of an ice queen who freezes and shatters my heart during our many liasons.
Let go your Vori Snow Elven teachings and let our passion ignite the furnace within your soul,
yours in love,
Kaboth
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted August 25, 2006 12:18 AM |
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Dear Kyrre,
There has been some debate about this topic, and I figured the best way to get a correct answer is to ask you directly.
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So are you a man or a woman? In the HOMM3 map called "Battle of the Sexes," you are selectable as one of the men. However, your biography says you're a female elf ranger and refers to you as being a woman. Furthermore, you have apparently returned to HOMM4 as a man. (Do we see a pattern here? Are you going to return to the HOMM5 expansion as a woman again?)
I hope this letter did not offend you. We all just want to know the truth.
Best Wishes,
Iris
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted August 25, 2006 09:00 AM |
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Dear Gunnar,
Where's that eighty dollars that you owe me?
You remember that, right?... from the time when you bet me a hundred dollars that human throats were too small to drink a beer in six seconds and I proved you wrong.
I told Crag btw that you bowled a 250 and he couldn't believe it either. Oh well, it was only twenty dollars...
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted August 29, 2006 07:49 PM |
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Dear Moandor,
My I call u Moe? Fine,then.Moe,you must have been a wise scholar when you were alive,because you start with the learning skill.I'm sorry we couldn't stay in touch,because Deyja is very far away and I was hanging out with Vokial,who told me that some wise-guy pale-faced ,long red-haired sharpshooter named Gelu stole his Vial of Lifeblood.Anyway Moe,I've noticed that most people don't want to buy you from the Tavern.Maybe the barkeep[after a generous tip] wispered to every player that every night you'll want to study and make experiments on the Dread Knights'horses in order to find out what's with the glowing thing in their eyes. And that u won't let the vampires get some sleep during the day because you'll try to teach the Liches how to write using their Death Cloud attack,this being only one of your 13 ways to use the Death Cloud attack.
But you're one of my fav death knights Moe!
P.S.: if u want to send a reply to me please don't send it via the Death Cloud!
P.P.S.: And everyone knows what u used to do to sprites when u were a kid,so the Conflux won't call you anytime soon!
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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