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Thread: things can't get any worse. | This thread is pages long: 1 2 · «PREV |
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted June 21, 2013 11:23 PM |
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Who got hit by a shrink ray fired by his future self meant for the giant Godzilla.
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted June 21, 2013 11:28 PM |
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Oh the unfortune! Geoff was now tiny again, and the youths disappointed gaze averted from his now no longer Adonis-esque abs, right in time for them to catch a glimpse of Godzilla's giant foot descending upon them. The streets flowed red with teenagers and goats.
"RAAAAAWRRR" Gozilla roared, and aimed his vicious maw towards the poor Geoff, charging his radioactive beam of death.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 21, 2013 11:49 PM |
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(note to adrius: "geoff" is now named "sloth", and is a downs-syndrome mutant. and now, a shrunken one)
sloth, being the tiny mutant he is, is as courageous as any pirate, and puts "one-eyed willy" to shame. with a heart of gold, and a retarded, dull look in his eye, he stands mightily before godzilla, and screams, "YOU NO PASS! YOU NOOOOO PASSSSSS!!!!" he then slams his tiny scepter down onto the street, opening a crack that widens, exposing the depths of hell. godzilla falls into the crack, "raaaawrr-ing" all the way down. the crack then shuts, and everything is "normal" again. sloth uses his remaining magic as a mutant retard wizard, and puts his body back into the proper proportions. then, he stuffs his scepter back up his anus, where he keeps all of this stuff. surveying the damage caused by the "anarchists" and godzilla, he acquires a thoughtful expression. then, he starts convulsing uncontrollably, being that he doesn't have the mental capacity to be thoughtful. blood flows from sloth's ears. he thumps his head over and over into the street, until a doctor happens by, and...
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 25, 2013 09:08 AM |
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shoots sloth dead. dr. kevorkian never did have it in him to see people suffer. he breathes a sigh of relief. he then becomes quite sad to see the police cruisers coming towards him, with their lights flashing...
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