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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 19, 2014 03:35 PM |
bonus applied by Elvin on 24 Sep 2014. |
Edited by Stevie at 18:51, 19 Aug 2014.
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Wandering Missionary Socioquery
Brothers! Sisters! Old folk and children alike! Open your hearts and minds and listen to the words I bring you! I have been on a holy journey for as long as I can remember. A journey of spreading the light of the truth that is the Socioquery! What is this Socioquery, you ask?... It is a mystical power, the existence of which only few, blessed people know about, and of which's comprehension and wielding are capable even less. It is a mirror, of your soul, and a portal, to self knowledge... A tool of understanding of the feelings and desires of those near you. So come, sit around me and listen to the message of enlightenment as written in the holy book of Socioquery!
I. The Classics:
At the foundation of this truth stand the words of master Azagal, challenging us to see behind the barriers of the sight, and search for understanding even in the darkest of places. These are only excerpts from the most early writings of Socioquery.
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
II. Know thy neighbor as thyself:
An exercise that best shows us where we stand when it comes to the ones near us. Understanding our brothers and our sisters is key if we are to achieve harmony.
(Chose the word or words that best describe the respective HCer, yourself included. It can be a noun, an adjective, a remark, a nickname, a rhetorical question.. just let your imagination run wild)
16. mvassilev - .....
17. Geny - .....
18. NoobX - .....
19. kipshasz - .....
20. Storm-Giant - .....
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - .....
22. Meroe - .....
23. Tsar-Ivor - .....
24. blizzardboy - .....
25. Corribus - .....
26. fred79 - .....
27. JoonasTo - .....
28. Stevie - .....
29. Elvin - .....
30. Gnomes2169 - .....
31. Lexxan - .....
32. artu - .....
33. DagothGares - .....
34. The_Polyglot - .....
35. Herry - .....
36. veco - .....
37. Xerox - .....
38. Jabanoss - .....
39. OhforfSake - .....
40. alcibiades - .....
III. My own, humble writings:
Discipleship means contribution, and this is mine. I have yet to achieve the heights of my masters that transcended to a higher place before my very eyes, but I stay true to the path. Wisdom may fade, and enlightenment may be the glimpse of a moment. Unless we preserve with ink and paper for the next generations.
41. Who is your favorite poster?
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
43. ..... bribed the staff for QPs.
44. ..... would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise?
46. ..... may be a PETA activist.
47. ..... could easily make a living out of writing
48. I think ..... hides a disturbing secret.
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be ....., ..... and .....
50. ..... probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
51. ..... is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is .....
53. ..... would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be .....
55. Chances are ..... read this while being completely smashed.
56. ..... is probably terrified of heights.
57. When asked, ..... wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
58. ..... would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: ..... and ..... !!
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - .....
61. ..... would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
62. ..... is the oldie that I miss the most.
63. HC wouldn't be the same without .....
64. ..... is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is .....
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes .....
67. ..... would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
68. ..... believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, ..... would probably be the one to find a cure.
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of .....
71. ..... would always choose to press the red button.
72. ..... could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire".
73. In a very dangerous situation, ..... would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
74. ..... wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
75. ..... is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
IV. Attempts of my own apprentices:
Sometimes the words of a master come from the mouth of a simple apprentice.
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner
77. The biggest stoner on HC
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival?
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as?
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with?
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with?
NoobX:
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag?
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan?
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
89. Who would start their own garden?
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
fred79:
92. ___________ is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
93. ___________ is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
94. If _____________ was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war?
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
meroe:
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him?
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
Just a little reminder. You can elaborate on your answers if you want to, but don't go overboard. Please make your responses tidy so they won't be a pain to read. And of course, be civilized. Keep it fun and games. 
Thanks to all those who contributed by submitting questions, reviewing and proofreading. Hope you liked it.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 19, 2014 03:45 PM |
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Edited by fred79 at 03:26, 20 Aug 2014.
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lol @ some of these questions.  
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ok, my answers:
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
toss-up between trog and war
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
people who like to argue(no individual, specifically)
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
no idea
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
no idea
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
the regulars of HC(no individual, specifically)
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
ohfor/blizz
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
corribus, as much as he hates it.
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
noobx(not because he's a noob, but because he is HC's noob(x) 
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
me(i keep thinking things should be better than they are. but that's everywhere)
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
me(but only because i cared enough)
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
we only have Heroes here.
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
xerox(but only if he gets his **** together. then everybody's ****ed. and by that, i mean, the world. )
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
ghost(but only because we can't understand much)
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
i don't know anyone here that qualifies as one
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
people who never post anything personal about themselves or their beliefs.
16. mvassilev - has a good sense of humor, but doesn't use it much.
17. Geny - you'd think he's an old man because of his avatar, but he's not.
18. NoobX - HC's beloved little brother
19. kipshasz - would be fun to get into trouble with.
20. Storm-Giant - is a fan of good things. except every Heroes game after 3.
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - confuses me in his intentions.
22. Meroe - REALLY doesn't like j-mo.
23. Tsar-Ivor - likes getting drunk. a lot.
24. blizzardboy - has a great sense of humor. i miss the squirrel posts. 
25. Corribus - hates stupid **** as much as i do.
26. fred79 - i like him, but he needs to stop screwing around. he screws around too much for his own good.
27. JoonasTo - "cool" is a word that accurately describes him.
28. Stevie - is good people, as much as he doesn't want to admit it.
29. Elvin - is the closest thing to a ninja that HC has.
30. Gnomes2169 - haven't seen him around, lately.
31. Lexxan - hates me, i think.
32. artu - listens very rarely. prefers to argue, instead.
33. DagothGares - made the mistake of thinking i care about arguing tactics.
34. The_Polyglot - needs to focus on his strengths.
35. Herry - 50/50 chance that he either entertains me, or causes me to want to turn off the entire internet in order to punish his entire generation.
36. veco - every time he changes his avatar, i lose track of who he is. meaning, i can't remember. he hasn't posted in a while.
37. Xerox - is as crazy as a bedbug, and a lot more dangerous because of any political affiliations.
38. Jabanoss - and meroe, sittin' in a tree. k-i.... 
39. OhforfSake - very glad he's back. HC has been missing his verbal caresses. plus, he's a fart smeller. i mean, smart feller. 
40. alcibiades - i'm drawing a blank... he's a mod, i know that much. i honestly can't think of anything.
41. Who is your favorite poster?
blizz or ohfor: both very entertaining, smart, and laid back.
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
herry.
43. anyone with a high amount of qp's bribed the staff for QPs.
44. xerox would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader. (i know I wouldn't vote for xerox... )
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise?
elvin.
46. adrius may be a PETA activist. (if i remember right. he made the beastiality thread, didn't he? )
47. ohfor or blizz could easily make a living out of writing. (i would certainly read whatever they published)
48. I think everyone here, subjectively hides a disturbing secret.
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be kip, joonas, and stevie. there'd be no stopping us. we would crush any opposition.
50. ..... probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
i would, but i like earth more.
51. ..... is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
no idea wtf hydra is. i almost care, because it sounds somewhat entertaining.
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is not in this forum.
53. ..... would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
i don't think we have any tin-foil hat types here.
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be herry, if we let him get him ****ed up enough.
55. Chances are tsar read this while being completely smashed. he posts drunk enough. he's probably drinking right now.
56. ..... is probably terrified of heights.
don't know.
57. When asked, xerox wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not. he's all over the place.
58. ..... would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
if you fail at skydiving, that means you're dead, so no one.
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: there are no kings, nor queens here.
60. "The force is strong with this one!"
stevie. he knows what's up.
61. kip would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives. and then he'd toss me the light. we'd be getting ready for some shenanigans.
62. elodin is the oldie that I miss the most. somebody else for the rest of the osm'ers to argue with.
63. HC wouldn't be the same without all the regulars. every time a regular leaves, it's never the same. HC hasn't been the same since dd, hobbit, darksy, and elodin left. and i still wonder what happened to ml.
64. ..... is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
nobody here. i had a roommate in the army that matched that description exactly, though. the stupid **** procreated, too. 
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is ...
i'd seriously like to meet everyone here. if we could have all have voice translators, that is.
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes anyone trying to bring reason into an osm argument. 
67. herry would run for his lifesurfboard in case of tsunami! he would. to impress HC.
68. ..... believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
i don't understand this question. you either lie, or you tell the truth. you could mix lies with the truth and vice versa, but that would negate this question, wouldn't it?
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, corribus would probably be the one to find a cure. he's a scientist, and an intelligent one at that. i get the feeling, though, that he'd keep the cure for his family and a select few that he would choose for proper companions/future mates for his offspring.
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of...
not bothering to answer this one, because i hate the abbreviation. when most people use it, it's for something mundane or erroneous.
71. ..... would always choose to press the red button.
if the red button means what i think it means, then me, easily.
72. corribus could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire". i'd put money on him winning, as long as they didn't ask tabloid-style questions.
73. In a very dangerous situation, ml would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
74. ..... wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
no idea.
75. ..... is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
i want to say me for the misunderstood, but i would have to say, ghost. i don't think anyone here's underrated OR overrated.
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner:
tsar or kip, most likely.
77. The biggest stoner on HC:
artu is the last one who mentioned being high, so him.
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival?
i couldn't trust anyone here to fall asleep near. sadly enough.
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as?
phoenix, easy. i could burn everything and everyone to ash if i wanted to, and i could resurrect myself to finish the job if i was killed. any other answer doesn't make sense.
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with?
i can't say.
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with?
i don't go on bro dates. sorry, gentlemen.
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag?
i don't know anyone who is that badass, AND that hateful towards cool-ass aliens.
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan?
lexxan, because he likes reality shows.
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
noobx. because anyone who would write this, would do this.
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
i don't know.
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
ghost, maybe.
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
i was going to say "many in the osm" for how they bend over backwards to prove another wrong, but they seem to accept much of what they are told by "credited" sources. i would say "me", but i'm not that stupid.
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
i don't know, but after googling "privateer", it sure sounds like it would be fun to play pirate.
89. Who would start their own garden?
joonas. he most likely already has one.
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
HERE'S where i can use that answer: "many in the osm".
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
no one. you guys could all be scammers, for all i know.
92. ___________ is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
me.
93. ___________ is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
i have NO idea...
94. If _____________ was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
after reading joonas's answer on this and checking out a photo, yeah, i'd have to say tixy_lix as well. 
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
omega and angelito.
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war?
orzie. he's a russian patriot.
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
i don't know anyone who is both badass enough, and who likes hot cocoa that much to drink it in a bar.
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him?
man, i know what meroe's answer to this is. well played, meroe.
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
no idea.
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
ohfor, if i remember that post right...
goddamn that's a lot of questions! *phew*
oh, and i second the qp nomination.
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damn, i screwed up 16-40. oh well. i'll get it right next time.
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goddamn graphical errors. i type this **** out in notepad, make the spacing corrections, and there's still **** i missed in the notepad write-up.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted August 19, 2014 04:02 PM |
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Edited by meroe at 02:01, 20 Aug 2014.
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Awesome Stevie. Deserves a qp imo.
Aaaaand ..... placeholder.
Here is my nonsense.
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
Oh this is a hard one. The Tavern is diverse so it is pretty even. It was Aculias's playground when he was here.
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
Well I would have to say Mvass, Artu and probably JJ. But then again, its diverse and many people contribute i.e. Fred, Smithey etc. Not forgetting Elodin.
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Temple?
Quite a few again. Stormy, Hayven, Alci. There are a few spamish type threads in their right now.
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
Jiriki, I mean that guy is like every 4th post lol. But also Stevie and Stormy.
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
Ack, most of us. Herry maybe, Nooby too. But I think for a while Blizz kept the VW going. Now its probably Ghosty and Fredmuffin.
6. Who's the Clown of HC? Still Forfy.
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
Hmmmm ... to make it easier for myself I am going to answer this literally ... Xerox, may God save us all.
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
Herry and Nooby. Sorry Nooby, its in your name. Always gonna be a noob to me
9. Who's the Idealist of HC? Fred without a doubt. May his innocence never fade.
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC? Again Fred, hands down a massive drama queen.
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
Oooooh Adrius in Blood God format, also Joonas but in a anti hero way And Elvin .... who hides his Godlike status beneath a normal man veneer. And Omega, anyone with that hair has to be a hero. We actually have a few.
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
I think it would be obvious who I would think fits this category.
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
Herry/Ghosty. Geny has lost his lust for spam these days.
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
Our very own resident horny squirrel. This is how I see him, dressed head to toe in combat gear, stalking his prey (mainly unsuspecting females - or very effeminate men). But in reality its Fredmuffin, just he's not sure what he is fighting for yet.
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
Moi, Me ooooh let it be me. Surely I am not that obvious?? However, this actually belongs to Tsar. Ghosty would fit this one, except it isn't a mystery that he is actually from another planet.
(Chose the word or words that best describe the respective HCer, yourself included. It can be a noun, an adjective, a remark, a nickname, a rhetorical question.. just let your imagination run wild)
16. mvassilev - ..... Intelligent, deep, yet naive.
17. Geny - ..... Fun, yet diabolical.
18. NoobX - ..... Baby Brother!!!
19. kipshasz - ..... Psychotic, drinking buddy
20. Storm-Giant - ..... Gamer chum, Mr HoMM info man
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - ..... THE BLOOD GOD
22. Meroe - ..... Feminist/man-hating lesbian dyke.
23. Tsar-Ivor - ..... Sphinx like, bewildering
24. blizzardboy - ..... Horn Dog
25. Corribus - ..... Evil Eye of Doom
26. fred79 - ..... Our new Diva
27. JoonasTo - ..... "Don't maintain eye contact and back away
slowly ...... slowly dammit"
28. Stevie - ..... AARRRGGHH, then awwwwww
29. Elvin - ..... Master Hero, Greek God
30. Gnomes2169 - ..... Sweetness, cuddles
31. Lexxan - ..... Sardonic and zazzy
32. artu - ..... Intelligent, stoic, cool.
33. DagothGares - ..... Learned scholar, poetic with a hint of naughty
34. The_Polyglot - ..... Super Trooper
35. Herry - ..... Mr Redeemer
36. veco - ..... Clever, surreptitious and sexily sarcastic
37. Xerox - ..... Tyrant despot
38. Jabanoss - ..... Gorgeous troll/hugs hugs
39. OhforfSake - ..... My purry sweet/Mad Muffin
40. alcibiades - ..... Dragon Emperor Extraordinaire
III. My own, humble writings:
Discipleship means contribution, and this is mine. I have yet to achieve the heights of my masters that transcended to a higher place before my very eyes, but I stay true to the path. Wisdom may fade, and enlightenment may be the glimpse of a moment. Unless we preserve with ink and paper for the next generations.
41. Who is your favorite poster?
I have a few incl. - Smithey, Blizz, Ad, Azzie (gone but not forgotten), Jaba, Joonas, Kip, Gnomes etc. If I see they have posted, its guaranteed I am going to read.
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
Well we appear to have a influx of noobies.
43. ..... bribed the staff for QPs.
Gosh no one, plus a couple of years back qp's were given out like M&M's.
44. ..... would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
Xerox, if the Anti-Christ was handsome and urbane enough.
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise?
Stormy ..... he knows too much.
46. ..... may be a PETA activist.
Ack, are you guys going to pin this one on me?
47. ..... could easily make a living out of writing.
Mytical, Gnomsey and Kareeah. Jeepers, Pokeman should be paying Kareeah a wage!
48. I think ..... hides a disturbing secret.
Xerox. He really votes Republican.
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be ....., ..... and .....
*bored* Don't know, don't care, going out *door slams*.
50. ..... probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
Darksie ... so that is where he is! Or Geny ... to alleviate the boredom.
51. ..... is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
Comic's .. really.
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is .....
No-one.
53. ..... would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
Herry and Stormy
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be ..... Gnomsey - he would out on the dance floor copying PSY and clapping and whooping before the party started. After that Anti, but with nefarious intentions. Scrap that .... Smithey is the guy to partay with .... with his sweet smooshy blushed face.
55. Chances are ..... read this while being completely smashed.
Tsar.
56. ..... is probably terrified of heights.
Moi.
57. When asked, ..... wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
Hmm come back to that one.
58. ..... would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
Hahaha Joonas, the earth would be wrecked though.
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: ..... and ..... !!
Ooh Prom Queen is Fredmuffin and Prom King will be Gnomsey of course. I think Fredmuffin needs to be pampered a little.
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - .....
Nooby, he is such a padawan in waiting.
61. ..... would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
Kip and William.
62. ..... is the oldie that I miss the most.
Mytical and Azzie.
63. HC wouldn't be the same without .....
spam.
64. ..... is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is .....
I wouldn't have a problem with meeting up with a few. (CORRECTION: I will never be that drunk).
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes .....
Poly, sorry Poly and maybe Nooby.
67. ..... would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
Azzie
68. ..... believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
Not a clue.
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, ..... would probably be the one to find a cure.
Oh come on Cor is the scientist.
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of .....
Stevie
71. ..... would always choose to press the red button.
Me, and to hell with the consequences.
72. ..... could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire".
Dagoth ... and with such panache.
73. In a very dangerous situation, ..... would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
*blank stare*
74. ..... wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
Ha That is but a mere fart to Adrius the Blood God, sleeps like the dead on the bloodied corpses of his enemies. Or Kip because the night before he downed 10 gallons of paint thinner.
75. ..... is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
Ooh Tsar comes to mind. Because he can be so abstract.
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner -
Kip, I mean come on! And all of the Scandinavians. Out there on the cold tundra with their stills, distilling their illegal pontikka.
77. The biggest stoner on HC -
Personally I think this is Cor as a coping mechanism. However, it has to be William. If you took away all his contraband, he would die. Also Tsar and Kip.
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival?
Joonas or Ad - hey I wanna live and I don't care how. They know how to hunt.
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as?
Ooooh I would have to say Snow Maiden/Yuki-Onna or Radiant Glory or H5 Wraith or Banshee. So girlie I know.
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with?
None, I don't see myself in anything else.
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with?
William, who is mah bro!!! We would go on a pub crawl, get totally wasted, sing karaoke, even when there is no karaoke, and end up on some cold beach somewhere getting ready to wrestle sharks!
NoobX:
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag?
Joonas - too simple, done while he has double pneumonia and only using his teeth. Elvin would do this with a simple swoosh of his magical Greek God supercape. And Ad and his trusty canine would do this in an afternoon and still have time to have a picnic and chow down some Surstromming.
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan?
Blizz would do it, Nooby would think about it. Others would laugh.
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
Mvass, because its an opportunity like no other. Image a Mvass clone.
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
Forfy. Gotta blame someone
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
Dagoth would outwit him.
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
Herry .... oh misread that, thought it said 'thrown off'.
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
Baklava fits the bill. And funnily enough Blizz, I could see him as Captain Calamity.
89. Who would start their own garden?
Me, a nice little herb garden. As long as there are no bugs and nasties crawling around and I need gloves.
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
Mvass and Artu.
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
Haha not a chance.
fred79:
92. ___________ is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
Me, I am totally trustworthy.
93. ___________ is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
Veco. Gosh why does this sound so right
94. If _____________ was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
WTF??? Hold on, why is Doomforge covered in peanut butter. Damn its crunchy!!
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
Personally I think that JJ and Elodin could run a stall together.
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war?
LizardWarrior ... he updates their avatars too.
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
Joonas, Adrius, Azzie. Jaba and Gnomsey could do this, but would be too preoccupied to saving other people and probably missed last orders. Blizz would just be helping female survivors out of their wet clothes.
meroe:
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him? Hmmmm our resident misogynist. And then claim it was a feminist plot.
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
Sorry I was quite transparent here. Joonas ... who else.
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
Lexxan because he is too excited about Eurovision and Xerox .... election night and watching his vote count would prove too much.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Stevie
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posted August 19, 2014 04:08 PM |
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Thanks for appreciating.
I hope the format an the theme are ok. This thing should be an yearly event that people would look forward to. I'm sure there are plenty of ideas for future Socioqueries.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 19, 2014 05:06 PM |
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The missionary position?! Hell, yeah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... not a placeholder. I'm not hipster, though. Nope, keep walking.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 19, 2014 05:27 PM |
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do i post it here or.....?
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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JoonasTo
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 19, 2014 05:44 PM |
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted August 19, 2014 06:21 PM |
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I might actually join! aaand here we go!
I. The Classics:
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
Elvin
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
Corribus
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
Myself
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
Jiriki9, Stevie gets the honorary mention.
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
No one!
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
Forf
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
Master_learn
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
Stevie 
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
Xerox
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
Fredyyyyy
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
GunFred
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
Jemo
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
Blizzardboy
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
Xer-...I mean Stevie
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
Ghost
II. Know thy neighbor as thyself:
16. mvassilev - communist
17. Geny - GRANDPAAAA
18. NoobX - Drugs, mom!
19. kipshasz - Let's rock...and kick noobies asses on the way!
20. Storm-Giant - hihi!
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - he's so cute sometimes
22. Meroe - MOMMAAAAA
23. Tsar-Ivor - drunk
24. blizzardboy - squirrel
25. Corribus - the eye of justice
26. fred79 - drama queen, obviously!
27. JoonasTo - sociopath, an all-around cool guy. But don't mess with him!
28. Stevie - a noobie who didn't live in the HC old guys, but it's trying to.
29. Elvin - Sensei! Utmost respect to him
30. Gnomes2169 - ...I still haven't figured him out.
31. Lexxan - he has weird tastes (eurovision, really?), but always emits good vibes
32. artu - loves arguing
33. DagothGares - ...I still haven't figured him out.
34. The_Polyglot - a depressive yet respectable fighter. Never give up, my friend!
35. Herry - herring
36. veco - cool guy
37. Xerox - dreams of world domination, but he is so far away from it xD
38. Jabanoss - cool guy
39. OhforfSake - WEIRDO
40. alcibiades - lives in the stone age 
III. My own, humble writings:
41. Who is your favorite poster?
Elvin
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
Stevie or Jemo
43. ..... bribed the staff for QPs.
Most of the oldies
44. ..... would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
Tsar
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise?
Geny
46. ..... may be a PETA activist.
Fred
47. ..... could easily make a living out of writing
artu
48. I think ..... hides a disturbing secret.
Many of HC!
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be ....., ..... and .....
Joonas, Kip and Forf. Excellent mix of skill, randomness and treachery
50. ..... probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
Mvass
51. ..... is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
Geny
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is .....
Ahahahaha
53. ..... would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
NoobX
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be .....
Forf
55. Chances are ..... read this while being completely smashed.
Poly
56. ..... is probably terrified of heights.
Can't think of one
57. When asked, ..... wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
Poly
58. ..... would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
Joonas
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: ..... and ..... !!
Kip and Meroe
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - .....
Master_learn
61. ..... would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
Kip
62. ..... is the oldie that I miss the most.
Cepheus
63. HC wouldn't be the same without .....
Ghost
64. ..... is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
Blame the system, not the evolution!
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is .....
Elvin
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes .....
NoobX
67. ..... would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
Joonas
68. ..... believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
Ghost...no one understands him anyway
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, ..... would probably be the one to find a cure.
Corribus ofc
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of .....
Stevie
71. ..... would always choose to press the red button.
BlizzardBoy
72. ..... could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire".
Artu
73. In a very dangerous situation, ..... would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
Elvin
74. ..... wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
Poly?
75. ..... is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
Ghost, hands down.
IV. Attempts of my own apprentices:
Sometimes the words of a master come from the mouth of a simple apprentice.
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner
Kip...wait, it has to be secret. Geny then
77. The biggest stoner on HC
artu?
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival?
Kip
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as?
TITAN BABY!
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with?
No one is like me, seriously.
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with?
Poly, for sure we would have fun
NoobX:
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag?
Bboy
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan?
NoobX
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
Tsar maybe?
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
Mvass lol
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
Ghost. OhForfSake gets the honorary mention
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
Fred/artu
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
Geny, coz the age lol
89. Who would start their own garden?
Lexxan
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
Artu/Fred, they do it all the time :[
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
Myself, I wouldn't trust my finances to any of you
fred79:
92. ___________ is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
Minion
93. ___________ is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
Corribus himself
94. If _____________ was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
Forfy
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
Gnomes and Jabba
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war?
Orzie
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
Not myself
meroe:
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him?
Stevie
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
Fred
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
No one. I don't think anyone here is that stupid
Good job, Stevie. But don't pull a Meroe and forget 'bout this if you receive a QP
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Stevie
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posted August 19, 2014 06:22 PM |
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Edited by Stevie at 18:30, 19 Aug 2014.
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I'm going to receive a QP? 
"Pull a meroe", lol
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 19, 2014 06:24 PM |
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Storm-Giant said:
Good job, Stevie. But don't pull a Meroe and forget 'bout this when you receive a QP
Damn, look at that burn 
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted August 19, 2014 06:27 PM |
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Stevie said:
I'm going to receive a QP?
"Pull a meroe", lol
Oh, don't think it's going to be that easy. This days mods are very reluctant to give QPs!
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Stevie
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 19, 2014 06:31 PM |
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Should I replace 3. Temple with Falcon's Last Flight? To be more.. current?
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted August 19, 2014 06:32 PM |
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Copypasta!
Yeah, change that. Temple question should be asked like 8 years old lol
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Stevie
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 19, 2014 06:36 PM |
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Done.
Btw ppl, don't do that placeholder thingy. These discussions have their charm too. Just post them whenever they're ready with another reply.
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veco
Legendary Hero
who am I?
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posted August 19, 2014 06:44 PM |
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still first page? good.
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none of my business.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 19, 2014 06:57 PM |
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veco said:
still first page? good.
I WORK AGAINST THE REGIME!
>.>
<.<
RUUUN!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 19, 2014 07:24 PM |
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I. The Classics:
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
I used to think Adrius but really the only name I ever see in tavern anymore is fred.
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
You cannot contribute most to the osm, you need to have an equal force to mirror yours. Unless you're a mod of course. Corribus
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Temple?
SG, the dude deserves more QPs.
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
I really have no clue.
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
There is no such thing as contributing in the VW.
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
Blizz, he's growing out of that part so we need a new one, pronto!
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
Alci, even with his banhammer
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
Stevie
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
Ad, sorry man, but you're just such a shining ray of hope in this dark world
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
fred, no questions
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
Elvin, even with his downtime, his still everywhere
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
Omega, ooh yes, watch out chickens, he's coming for you...
13. Who's the Spammer of HC? Meh
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
Azagal/Meroe/Adrius, FIGHT. FOR THE RIGHT. TO PAAAAAAARTY! (and other rights too I quess)
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
Val, rarely seen but always heard. No one really knows how he keeps this site running, it just does. o_O
II. Know thy neighbor as thyself:
16. mvassilev - Why would I want to skydive?
17. Geny - Rocking to AC/DC...in 2125
18. NoobX - Good kid, on a route to decent life
19. kipshasz - the escapist, your best friend in a foreign world of fantasy and scifi, your worst nightmare on the streets
20. Storm-Giant - fan of being a fan, cool dude
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - RAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, BLOOD FOR THE - dawwww, cute puppieeeees, must, resists, cuddling
22. Meroe - the mom, watch out you punks, she'll get you for stealing that slice of apple pie and when she does
23. Tsar-Ivor - let it flow man, just let it flow, also a great gamer
24. blizzardboy - Growing up, as weird as it sounds, his a really good guy.
25. Corribus - Respect.
26. fred79 - We can't stop here! This is bat country!
27. JoonasTo - YOLO
28. Stevie - missing self-confidence, will grow over it in time
29. Elvin - live, relax, enjoy...occasionally kick ass
30. Gnomes2169 - great guy, really, really great guy
31. Lexxan - the geek, if he's into it, he's the best for it
32. artu - artu is artu, just meet him
33. DagothGares - The Man with the Fedora, you don't mess with the Man with the Fedora
34. The_Polyglot - There's this ghost that only appears if you speak of certain things, remember not to mention these things or he might find you!
35. Herry - avoid
36. veco - is a female...riiiight?
37. Xerox - The stereotypical swede
38. Jabanoss - the real swede
39. OhforfSake - in a well
40. alcibiades - BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!
III. My own, humble writings:
41. Who is your favorite poster?
Bak, dude is just pure quality
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
Stevie, noobX can't be new anymore
43. ..... bribed the staff for QPs.
Lexxan tried to but failed.
44. ..... would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
All of us. That's the truth.
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise?
Geny, his disquise isn't even that good.
46. ..... may be a PETA activist.
Skrienty, there is no may
47. ..... could easily make a living out of writing
No one currently active
48. I think ..... hides a disturbing secret.
>_>
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be ....., ..... and .....
fred, DG, Kip, for the EXCELLENT traitor commentary
50. ..... probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
mvass
51. ..... is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
MM, I always knew he was suspiciously white!
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is ..... No one
53. ..... would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
fred, probably being high at the moment and it would be more like "Wooaaaaah, man did you see that cloud of UFOs just now, Sweeet.."
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be
kooka and Iris, damn that duo was so good ^^
55. Chances are ..... read this while being completely smashed.
Tsar, smithey, Kip
56. ..... is probably terrified of heights.
I know a few who actually are
57. When asked, ..... wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
Poly, he can't even decide if he's awesome or a dead man walking
58. ..... would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
Kip...and he still wouldn't take his parachute.
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: ..... and ..... !!
Aculias/Selcy
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - Keksi
61. ..... would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
William, he just doesn't give a ****
62. ..... is the oldie that I miss the most.
Ruby, hands down. Honorable to Leggie
63. HC wouldn't be the same without .....
All of us, you're all a part of what makes HC HC. Don't ever forget that!
64. ..... is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution. I refuse
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is
I'll get you that beer Markkur! Pretty sure I'll meet Kip one day.
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes ..... I refuse
67. ..... would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
Azagal, in a panda suit
68. ..... believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth. fred
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, ..... would probably be the one to find a cure. no clue
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of ..... stevie
71. ..... would always choose to press the red button.
Blizz, even if it wasn't attached to a female person's blouse
72. ..... could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire".
JJ, he seems to know everything about everything
73. In a very dangerous situation, ..... would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
Elvin, he really is that good of a guy
74. ..... wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping. don't know
75. ..... is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
Elodin, we await his return on the third year after departure.
IV. Attempts of my own apprentices:
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner
Veco, I swear, there's at least three basement floors in Veco's house. I mean. What else could he be doing there...
77. The biggest stoner on HC
dunno, celfius was the old proven choice for acid but not anymore, freddie and tsar ain't high enough to classify either, I quess we don't have one
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival?
Quite frankly, myself. I like having someone who acts predictably in the situation. As such fred could qualify, he might be an excentric loose cannon off duty, but I'm sure put in the spot he couldn't shake off his reflexes. I know 50 year olds who still jump and clap their heels togethere if you shout ATTENTION!
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as?
HoMM 2 Ranger
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with? I'll have to think about this some more, this is a very hard question
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with?
EVERYONE loves Ad and Blizz, yes we would go chill in the nature with blizz
NoobX:
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag? Me?
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan? Blizz, the man would do anything for Kardashian
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
fred, actually I'm pretty sure celfius has already done this, it would explain A LOT
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
mvass, he's trying to aggravate people against the KAPITALISM
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
ghost, Ecoris
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
JJ
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
VECO, he's already got the fruits for it I bet
89. Who would start their own garden?
I think a lot of us already have gardens but Lord_Woock needs to be sipping afternoon tea in his garden pondering on the human soul
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
DAGOTH!
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
Elvin, he's at least a better option than Omega...
fred79:
92. ___________ is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
Kip/Will, the key here being someone I trust
93. ___________ is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
Blizz, that corribus part just nailed it
94. If _____________ was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
Tixy_Lix
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
Xerox and mvass as odd as it sounds.
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war?
Meroe, I swear I've seen her sneaking around my secret lair basement.
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
Anti, then he'd steal a helicopter to be in time for his date. Because a gentelman is never late. But only after his cup of cocoa.
meroe:
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him?
DAYSTAR, or maybe more likely to be Willow? 
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
I don't know if anyone else is crazy enough for it but hey, I'm free whenever, let's go! (yeah, edn wouldn't even break a sweat)
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
Don't know, do we actually have that hardcore guys here?
I'll think about that character some more still.
Thank you, stevie. *bows*
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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My pleasure. /bows/
And LOL @ 91. Elvin, really
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Undefeatable Hero
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I.
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
fred, let's say.
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
I've seen artu there lots of times.
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
Stormy, I don't know where he finds all that energy.
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
Probably me, for now.
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
fred, no doubt in my mind.
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
Herry.
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
Corribus has been enough of a diplomat towards me.
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
NoobX, duh.
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
Other than me, mvass, Xerox, Adrius, but each in his own little world.
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
fred, clearly.
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
Elvin.
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
Xerox. Anarchists are Evil
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
Herry used to be. now it's JeremiahEmo.
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
Meroe, feminism, nuff said.
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
Elodin to me. Who the hell is he?!
II.
16. mvassilev - ..... commie; wife takes turns.
17. Geny - ..... israeli flamboyant terrorist.
18. NoobX - ..... underage virgin; you'll be fine dude, don't worry
19. kipshasz - ..... HC toughie.
20. Storm-Giant - ..... Age of Heroes slave news reporter; SC guy; Mi chamo numero uno.
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - ..... that dude worshiped by fangirls; doesn't reply to messages; hates my guts.
22. Meroe - ..... hot momma; wear an apron for me, hun
23. Tsar-Ivor - ..... need to know him better.
24. blizzardboy - ..... pesky rodent.
25. Corribus - ..... nazi mod. /hide/
26. fred79 - ..... freddy, my man! brofight, brah?; speaks European way too good to be american.
27. JoonasTo - ..... anime master; notice me, senpai!
28. Stevie - ..... never heard of him.
29. Elvin - ..... Elvis, cool guy, helped me a lot;
30. Gnomes2169 - ..... the guy doing strange things in the forest with Jaba.
31. Lexxan - ..... eurovision dude, voted for austria.
32. artu - ..... turkish evolutionist.
33. DagothGares - ..... doesn't like me too much.
34. The_Polyglot - ..... S A D B O Y Z; hope you're doing ok man.
35. Herry - ..... would sell his kidney for a QP.
36. veco - ..... polish female.
37. Xerox - ..... homo swede anarchistic politician - shoot on sight.
38. Jabanoss - ..... friendly doto player.
39. OhforfSake - ..... too docile, not so much self esteem, but likable guy. Where did he go anyway?
40. alcibiades - ..... helpful mod, like reading his posts on the heroes boards.
III.
41. Who is your favorite poster?
Kinda have multiple, but if I were to choose between them then Elvin.
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
I'm pretty new myself but.. Steyn maybe?
43. ..... bribed the staff for QPs.
blizzardboy, how the hell did he get his QP's -.-
44. ..... would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
Xerox, then his anarchistic dream would come true.
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise?
kipshasz, Elvin's dark side.
46. ..... may be a PETA activist.
Adrius.
47. ..... could easily make a living out of writing
meroe maybe.
48. I think ..... hides a disturbing secret.
Elvin, he's actually male!
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be ....., ..... and .....
fred, Stormy & Joonas - we'd go down with a bang.
50. ..... probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
artu, he'd like to touch those martians with his own hands, then dissect them for science purposes.
51. ..... is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
Elvin
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is .....
Xerox, and I hope he does. Swede deserves him.
53. ..... would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
Lexxan?
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be .....
fred & gunfred, that'd be sick.
55. Chances are ..... read this while being completely smashed.
kip, no surprises here.
56. ..... is probably terrified of heights.
Meroe. She must be!
57. When asked, ..... wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
Poly.
58. ..... would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
Adrius. He'll just climb out of the crater and try again in berserk form.
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: ..... and ..... !!
Ohforfy and meroe. I vaguely remember a scene where they were flirting and it made me think of some prom movie
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - .....
Stormy, he's a model padawan. Says "yes, master", then executes.
61. ..... would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
blizzy, and then proceed to steal all the explosives by carrying them to his burrow.
62. ..... is the oldie that I miss the most.
Drakon Deus is the only one I befriended before he left.
63. HC wouldn't be the same without .....
you all! Group hug time.
64. ..... is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
Xerox, at least from the point of view of reproduction.
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is .....
fred, I must see him with my own eyes and hear him with my own ears. Americans can't think that way, no, impossible, they're all brainwashed, they have to be!
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes .....
ME, obviously. Cuz I'm insane and I don't give a snow.
67. ..... would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
I'd like to think that Joony would do that.
68. ..... believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
Me, works every time. Almost..
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, ..... would probably be the one to find a cure.
Corribus would probably concoct something in the blink of an eye. And we'd suffer severe mutations after ingestion.
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of .....
all of us, denial only proves me right!
71. ..... would always choose to press the red button.
Just gonna take a wild guess and say veco.
72. ..... could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire".
DagothGares, if I remember correctly he's very well read.
73. In a very dangerous situation, ..... would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
Poly, because he'd think he'd die anyway, so might as well do it with a benefit for the group.
74. ..... wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
Gnomes, wild guess entirely.
75. ..... is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
Literally, Ghost. Other than that, probably fred. And me of course, but that goes without saying
IV.
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner
Tsar?
77. The biggest stoner on HC
artu, lol.
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival?
meroe, cuz I can't procreate by myself.
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as?
H5 Banshees, closest to a real Reaper.
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with?
I can't choose, there are too many. I'll edit if I make up my mind.
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with?
Does that include romance? snow it, NoobX.
NoobX:
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag?
Adrius.
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan?
fred, obviously.
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
Lexxan.
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
Remember that guy zenofex? The bulgarian, no?.. Anyone?...
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
Ghost, no doubt about it.
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
"prove" + "wrong" = artu regardless of sentence.
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
Joony.
89. Who would start their own garden?
veco, I assume..
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
artu, ofc.
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
Geny. Show me a jew that doesn't know finances.
fred79:
92. ___________ is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
Elvin, put that man under an NDA and it's not gonna come out, ever.
93. ___________ is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
blizzy and no one else.
94. If _____________ was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
snow it, NoobX.
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
Gnomes and Jaba. Toy industry that would somehow involve hugging.
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war?
Dagoth maybe. He has that.. spyish aura...
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
fred. Cuz he need his hot cocoa.
meroe:
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him?
veco.
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
Kip, and then take the same route on the way back.
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
Think no one. That'd be plain stupid.
Pheeeeeew, now that took a while!
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Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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corresponding answers are underneath each question. mostly.
I. The Classics:
At the foundation of this truth stand the words of master Azagal, challenging us to see behind the barriers of the sight, and search for understanding even in the darkest of places. These are only excerpts from the most early writings of Socioquery.
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
Fred
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
Corribus, Artu.
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
Don't give a crap about the vomit that Ubi tries to pass as "heroes games"
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
Same as above.
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
none these days.
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
Baklava, the funny one. Blizz, a "special" one.
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
We have these here? well, that's a new one.
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
Noobx. foreveranoob.
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
Xerox
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
This jeremiahemo bloke.
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
Elvin
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
Corribus and Omega.
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
what kind of spammer? haven't been pretty good ones in a while
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
We have those?
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
Val. Definetely Val.
II. Know thy neighbor as thyself:
An exercise that best shows us where we stand when it comes to the ones near us. Understanding our brothers and our sisters is key if we are to achieve harmony.
(Chose the word or words that best describe the respective HCer, yourself included. It can be a noun, an adjective, a remark, a nickname, a rhetorical question.. just let your imagination run wild)
16. mvassilev - ..... a "know-it-all". the bad kind
17. Geny - ..... A wisecracker
18. NoobX - ..... foreveranoob
19. kipshasz - ..... grumpy. to put it nicely.
20. Storm-Giant - ..... Likes asian dudes for whatever reason.
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - ..... A mix of things. hunter, IT nut, to name a few.
22. Meroe - ..... The kind of woman who can ruin your life completely if you piss her off even once or making it the most wonderfull thing ever. just be sure not to piss her off.
23. Tsar-Ivor - ..... Absinthe drinker.
24. blizzardboy - ..... American idiot. like in that song.
25. Corribus - ..... CIA agent.
26. fred79 - ..... I wouldn't trust with a gun unsupervised.
27. JoonasTo - ..... Possibly a descendant of some badass who shot commies during Winter War
28. Stevie - ..... fresh meat in the grinder.
29. Elvin - ..... spartan.
30. Gnomes2169 - ..... A fine chap.
31. Lexxan - ..... Disney lover.
32. artu - ..... may one day bring the wrath of Allah with lectures and debates upon us.
33. DagothGares - ..... Some Belgian chap.
34. The_Polyglot - ..... needs to take alternative things than antideppression drugs.
35. Herry - ..... a spoiled little brat.
36. veco - ..... Is he a lad or a lass? still not sure.
37. Xerox - ..... a narcissistic loser.
38. Jabanoss - ..... he still hangs out here?
39. OhforfSake - ..... I still want to hit him in the head sometimes.
40. alcibiades - ..... Don't see much of him around anymore.
III. My own, humble writings:
Discipleship means contribution, and this is mine. I have yet to achieve the heights of my masters that transcended to a higher place before my very eyes, but I stay true to the path. Wisdom may fade, and enlightenment may be the glimpse of a moment. Unless we preserve with ink and paper for the next generations.
41. Who is your favorite poster?
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
Stevie
43. ..... bribed the staff for QPs.
Possibly Mvass.
44. ..... would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
Xerox. definetely xerox.
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise?
someone like smithey most likely
46. ..... may be a PETA activist.
No one here would be so stupid to be that.
47. ..... could easily make a living out of writing
Artu probably.
48. I think ..... hides a disturbing secret.
possibly Joonas.
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be ....., ..... and .....
Joonas, Geny and Elvin. We probably would start killing off eachother just for teh lulz.
50. ..... probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
Mvass.
51. ..... is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
Corribus
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is .....
Myself is the best choice. for the bandit supporting hellhole I live in anyways.
53. ..... would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
ME or William probably
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be .....
Baklava
55. Chances are ..... read this while being completely smashed.
Me, Tsar and all the Finns here.
56. ..... is probably terrified of heights.
Apart myself, probably noobx.
57. When asked, ..... wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
Pretty much no one here.
58. ..... would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
Joonas seems like the type to never give up
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: ..... and ..... !!
Meroe and Fredmuffin!
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - .....
not one of you.
61. ..... would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
William
62. ..... is the oldie that I miss the most.
Baklava, would be great if the dude post more often. also William. whatever happened to the aussie?
63. HC wouldn't be the same without .....
Baklava. some of his posts are awesome.
64. ..... is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
Xerox.
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is .....
Joonas, Elvin and Geny
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes .....
Noobx
67. ..... would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
We have no surfer dudes here.
68. ..... believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
possibly Artu, and some others who engage in violent debates of the OSM.
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, ..... would probably be the one to find a cure.
Corribus. but he wouldn't share it with anyone but his family.
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of .....
Stevie
71. ..... would always choose to press the red button.
Possibly Ghost or Celfious
72. ..... could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire".
Corribus
73. In a very dangerous situation, ..... would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
Noobx. like a token black guy on those B horror movies.
74. ..... wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
Me. I'm a very heavy sleeper.
75. ..... is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
jeremiahemo.
IV. Attempts of my own apprentices:
Sometimes the words of a master come from the mouth of a simple apprentice.
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner
Joonas. with those booze prices up there, who knows what antics he's up to.
77. The biggest stoner on HC
Ghost. and Bboy.
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival?
Most possibly no one of you fellas.
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as?
Sharpshooter
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with?
Tyrion motherbleeping Lannister.
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with?
Possibly a night in the bar with all the resident drunks of HC.
NoobX:
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag?
William. He's an aussie lad, they used to kill such monstrosities all the time.
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan?
Most likely noobx. he seems fond of such fake women.
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
wat?
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
communism is an utopian idea dickwad.
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
no one.
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
Mvass. he declines pretty much anything this time around
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
Geny
89. Who would start their own garden?
anyone with some spare space in their land really.
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
OSMers.
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
None to you guys.
fred79:
92. ___________ is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
Joonas. favor for a favor I guess.
93. ___________ is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
Gunfred
94. If _____________ was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
Evinin or Meroe.
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
Me and the drunks, a local illegal brewery, untill we get busted by the cops which would lead to a massive shootout, and eventually someone like xerox will take on all the heat for it.
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war?
could be anyone from behind the iron curtain.
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
probably Bboy
meroe:
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him?
Fredmuffin.
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
probably Corribus or Omega
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
Xerox.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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