The man, broken by what happened to his house, turned around and faced the forest.
Having nothing to lose, the man entered the dark forest. He wandered for years, aimlessly, desperately seeking something. Perhaps, a meaning to his life.
The journey became an epic one. For centuries he wandered the earth, answering ordinary people's calls very rarely, and only for a brief period. No one knew his reasons for what he did. He had become a legend, a mere myth over time.
It is said that the man had a single apprentice to whom he passed on the knowledge to... What would this apprentice do with his master's knowledge is a story yet to be told...
To think back to those innocent times
Of living life with a rhythm and rhyme
Known only to you and your pure heart
Your young bright soul, so free from the dark
The summer breeze, cool and true
The towering trees and sky so blue
Such beauty feels so wasted today
For I never knew what I would soon pay
The spirit is tainted for no good cause
With the age-old evils of pain and loss
This goes out to my long-gone friend
Who I shall never forget 'til the very end
Can you remember the magic we shared?
No evil nor demons touched our hidden lair
A place just for us, up high in the trees
I implore you, remember, remember it please.
Never forget the music of youth,
The harmonious mystery of wisdom and truth
The modern life, stained so, so dark
Could never taint your loving heart.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted August 25, 2014 10:05 AM
Don't try and turn this around on Blizz. You brought chaos to an order, the rodent cant be blamed if chaos has a gravitational pull on him. It was you who debased our ritual in the first place: You burned our shrine and now you blame the squirrel for taking a pee in these ruins of ash! You horrible, horrible person, you vandal!
This was gonna be like that Friends episode where we pass each other the ball for hours and you, no one else but you, had DROPPED THE BALL.
And for what, a nonsensical "everything was blown away" joke. How pathetic. What a waste... I shall have my revenge chaos bringer, and Gunner won't save you.
artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted August 25, 2014 10:52 AM
I mess around plenty actually, only, not to compensate or twist around getting refuted in the OSM. What I don't like is, when people start to defend something seriously, you show them the loops, they suddenly switch to "well, whatever, it's all blah blah anyway" mode. That is when I don't mess around because that's not humor, that is just a pathetic attempt at distraction. Of course, there are talented posters like baklava who can grease a serious argument with light-hearted sarcasm but that's beyond your league for now. You have yet so much to learn, young one.
artu said:What's bad for my health is alcohol and smoke, kiddo.
Nah, what doesn't kill ya makes ya stronger, especially alcohol, now If you'll excuse me I'll lay on the floor for a moment...
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted August 25, 2014 08:53 PM
Suddenly the man awoke in the middle of a forest. As usual his memory was playing tricks on him and it took him a while to realize where he is. Then suddenly an image flashed across his mind - an image of his home swallowed up by the earth itself.
He ran back to his home, the branches slashing his face. When he got out of the forest he let out a sigh of relief. His home was unharmed. It was all a dream.
or was it? after masturbating furiously to pictures of his great grandmother, he realized, that he needed professional help. he was an addict, and like all addicts, he did what he must do:
leave his home, and go into the dark, forbidding woods, to seek help from the Great Squirrel Seer...
All of a sudden the ground started to shake! Afraid for his life, he turned around to run back inside his home. The ground shook even harder. What despair! He watched terrified as the ground swallowed up his beloved house.
There was only a hole left.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
having spoke to the "great" squirrel seer, he realized that the rodent was nuttier than... well... squirrel turds. the squirrel kept going on and on about a sinkhole(maybe. he couldn't quite make it out. the squirrel was ranting foolishness). the man could see no sinkhole. this crazy old tree-rat was obviously not the Great Squirrel Seer. but the man remembered something...
he had left his map that located the Great Squirrel Seer at home. but by the time he got home, he was too tired to look for it. he fell asleep on his cozy bed.
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posted August 25, 2014 01:04 AM
KHORNE!!!
I think I have PTSD now.
