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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Man Cave
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kipshasz
kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted March 26, 2016 12:52 PM
Edited by kipshasz at 13:06, 26 Mar 2016.

Elvin said:
Time to raise the stakes.

This kind of intensity is an unmistakable sign of manliness. The MK theme simply nails it.



The only way to make kebabs. 10/10 would definitely buy and eat one.

Jimmy Diresta is another man worthy of recognition for his skillz(that's right. with a 'Z') with tools.


Kiryu, Herry and Galaad added to the manly noob list.
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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted March 26, 2016 03:07 PM

*Builds a house*

Yep, had some left over wood and nails and stuff.
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kipshasz
kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted March 26, 2016 05:23 PM

reminder my fellow gents.

This is a motorbike. A proper iron steed for a man with self respect. Custom choppers and that are cool too, but this is your standart motorbike. sidecar as an additional option. timeless classic overall.



This however, is a kamikaze crotch rocket for boys who think the highway is a racetrack. News: it isn't. If you have one of these, I assume you have a wish to be immortalized as a bloodstain on the roadside.



The only acceptable form of motorbike for a true man with middle age crisis is a classic cruiser/chopper. complete with a leather west and a german Stahlhelm.
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yogi
yogi


Promising
Famous Hero
of picnics
posted March 26, 2016 05:44 PM

Celfious said:
Alright alright
*Quick kills hog separating its brain from its spine, with twist and a crazy look in both of our eyes!!!*

Can I start moving stuff from one place to another? I like moving stuff and we can use supplies.


roflmao!


*tills 10 acres around the house with bare hands.

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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted March 26, 2016 06:40 PM

tilling the field with bare hands is a great way to waste energy and is inefficient to say the least.

A Real man always selects the right tool for the job.
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EnergyZ
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President of MM Wiki
posted March 26, 2016 06:55 PM

kipshasz said:
tilling the field with bare hands is a great way to waste energy and is inefficient to say the least.

A Real man always selects the right tool for the job.


Is this manly enough to ride? After all, a man should avoid getting his ride stuck in the mud.
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yogi
yogi


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of picnics
posted March 26, 2016 06:57 PM
Edited by yogi at 19:03, 26 Mar 2016.

nah is a great way to workout and get to know your soil.

equipment breaks and must be repaired by weaker men: crutches are for the disabled.

the right tool for the job is always a Real Man.

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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted March 26, 2016 07:12 PM

Somehow that photo reminded me of a Top Gear episode, where the three stooges tried to grow their own biodiesel. Oh, right, that tractor was Hamster's tractor of choice.

there are many things to consider when choosing an agricultural vehicle.

Size of your farmland. your budget. among other things. I suggest conserving your money and not buying oversized and over expensive stuff.

I'd recommend New Holland. For the extreme budget minded the Belarus brand of tractors are also an option. Good quality slavic built, each inspected by 'ol Batka himself.

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
posted March 26, 2016 11:32 PM

Isn't a 'Man Cave' actually a kink dungeon where 'Men' are kept on a leash to satisfy the resident domme(in this case, Meroe)'s needs?

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Gryphs
Gryphs


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The Clever Title
posted March 26, 2016 11:56 PM

Hush, Poly.
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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted March 27, 2016 08:49 AM

Poly, we think you need to stop watching all that fetish porn. it's bad for you.
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
posted March 27, 2016 02:29 PM

I'm not watching any, I just read too much stuff. I know of more kinks than I care to name because of this, most of which make my personal wiener pre-emptively shrivel as soon as they come to mind

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Celfious
Celfious


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From earth
posted March 27, 2016 02:47 PM

rock monsters...
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted March 27, 2016 10:14 PM

The_Polyglot said:
Isn't a 'Man Cave' actually a kink dungeon where 'Men' are kept on a leash to satisfy the resident domme(in this case, Meroe)'s needs?


Hey, she lets me out every once in a while! ... Don't you judge! Mancavesarebestcaves...

Also, I somehow think that Meroe is more manly than any of the people given awards thus far...
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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
posted March 28, 2016 09:45 PM

gnomes is only saying that because he's afraid he'll end up in her dungeon. that's not very manly of you, gnomes. you just lost your man-card.

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
posted March 29, 2016 04:12 AM

Gnomes2169 said:


Also, I somehow think that Meroe is more manly than any of the people given awards thus far...


Ofc she is, she gave birth! Can't get more manly than that.
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Elvin
Elvin


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Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted March 29, 2016 09:27 AM

Btw, anyone crafted wooden swords, shields, bows or spears back in the day? Man those times were fun. We used to go exploring the woodlands, hiking, building treehouses.. A few years back I revisited our childhood place with a friend, this time with a bokken in hand
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fred79
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Undefeatable Hero
posted March 29, 2016 09:57 AM
Edited by fred79 at 09:59, 29 Mar 2016.

i once made huts with bent reeds down near a creek when i was a kid. i surrounded the area with hidden foot traps where i had dug holes and pushed sharpened sticks down into, then covered with really thin sticks in a grid pattern, with a few leaves over top.

the latest work i've done with my hands creating something, is making a knife out of a half-blade of a tree pruner. i have yet to finish the point on it, and make a handle. atm, it's little more than a hawkbill shiv.

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Elvin
Elvin


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Endless Revival
posted March 29, 2016 10:10 AM

We made the same kind of traps! We had set them up on a frequently used forest path as a surprise. Actually we had removed the spikes from that path but we had a trip wire with a suspended cactus to compensate - I remember someone got a cactus in the face It was mostly cleared of barbs because we were so considerate.
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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted March 29, 2016 10:15 AM

Silly Gnomes... Meroe doesn't need manliness points, because she's earned the HC MILF status.





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