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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted June 08, 2016 01:26 PM |
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I wanna breed with an alien.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted June 08, 2016 01:32 PM |
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Even copulation is stretching it methinks, so breeding must be definitely false?
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted June 09, 2016 09:56 PM |
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Yeah, I wouldn't even want to find out what the offspring would be like... Let alone father him.
You're up.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 17, 2016 02:18 AM |
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minion, wtf, man?
snow it, my turn:
i replaced 3 tires on my car today due to running over a spike strip.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 24, 2016 09:43 PM |
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Lie.
very good, fred. it's your turn.
thanks, fred! 
if you snowers abandon this thread, i will give you all a pressed fruit bowl of someone with the worst visual std's i can find on the internet.
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted June 24, 2016 09:59 PM |
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no you won't. You'll prolly join the Yankeestani Military again, be sent to a buffer zone like the Baltics, and if I find you in my country, I'm going to murder you with an axe and mount your head on a pike near the gate to my property as a warning to other yankeestani.
Shalom. *a tirade of russian swearwords*.
I'm posting this after I had a half a liter of mead and 8 beers, so pay no mind to this, just looking to went my rage.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 24, 2016 10:04 PM |
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you don't scare me, kippers. did you want to answer my statement, or would you prefer the pressed fruit bowl of a man with horrible std's? the clock's ticking.
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Raenus
Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
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posted June 24, 2016 10:39 PM |
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True.
Can I still get the fruit bowl though?
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 24, 2016 10:43 PM |
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Raenus said:
Can I still get the fruit bowl though?
you'll have to google "pressed fruit bowl", and check out some images. make sure to report back if you find anything remarkable.
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Raenus
Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
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posted June 24, 2016 10:52 PM |
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Oh sweet lord........ I need to up my slang repository. You can keep whatever you had in mind.
I find cheese revolting.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 25, 2016 12:37 AM |
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Edited by fred79 at 00:38, 25 Jun 2016.
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True. and lol.
wait! what about fumunda cheese?
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Raenus
Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
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posted June 25, 2016 01:46 AM |
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Nah, cheese is amazing. Can't beat a nice, sharp cheddar.......although blue cheese is a bit harsh to me.
You are up next, random person that will most likely be fred.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 25, 2016 02:20 AM |
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most likely, since everyone else seems bored with this game.
myself, i love cheese, but cheddar ranks pretty low on my list. i prefer monterey jack, swiss, havarti, provolone... the more subtle cheeses. i haven't had blue cheese in quite a while(and didn't really like it at all). i hate the liquid-y kind, too. nasty stuff. i prefer my cheese to hold it's form. the texture is part of it's appeal.
anyway,
I slapped around the cleaning lady once for not getting the semen stains out of my underwear.
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Raenus
Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
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posted June 25, 2016 02:51 AM |
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You might be one slick SoB, but even you have your limits. False.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 25, 2016 03:11 AM |
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of course it's false. i never had a cleaning lady. 
you're up, player number 2. 
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Raenus
Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
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posted June 25, 2016 04:21 AM |
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I once attended an event hosted by the aryan nation.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 25, 2016 04:30 AM |
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True.
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Raenus
Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
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posted June 25, 2016 04:56 AM |
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Hell no. Good to see that my image as white trash has been fully realized though
You are up player one.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 25, 2016 05:14 AM |
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lol, i gave the opposite of the truth because i wanted to see if someone else would join in. but snow it, looks like we're the last two that want to play.
i can't help being highly amused every time i see people outside the abortion clinics with their jesus stuff put up in protest. for some reason, it really cracks me up.
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Raenus
Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
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posted June 28, 2016 10:22 AM |
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Bonus points if a chartreuse microbus is involved. True.
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