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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 26, 2018 04:31 AM |
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Edited by fred79 at 04:33, 26 May 2018.
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well boys, it looks like we're not going to be able to pillage this boat! but no matter!
*makes his way to the captain's quarters and grabs the maps and other paperwork, all in a handful of seconds*
we'll track these vermin back to their port of call, and decimate their homeland! now that they are defenseless, there will be easy pickings!
HAW HAW HAW!
BACK TO THE JOLLY ROGER, LADS! WE'VE GOT TO PREPARE FOR OUR JOURNEY!
*the crew cheers as they make an expedient retreat from the doomed ship*
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted May 26, 2018 02:03 PM |
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"But, Cap'n, didn't you promise us a pissing contest? Wouldn't this be the best opportunity? The one who manages to finish it closest to the gunpowder would get an extra share!"
*grumpily goes back to work and hoists the Jolly Roger, then climbs back into the crows nest*
In the mean time, the vessel behind us explodes in a huge ball of flame, sending wooden debris and shrapnel allover the place.
*Picks out his looking glass and spies the horizon for sails, lands and potential brothel windows to peer through*
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted May 28, 2018 10:34 PM |
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In the meantime, some fun trivia. 
Smee had pleasant names for everything, and his cutlass was Johnny Corkscrew, because he wriggled it in the wound. One could mention many lovable traits in Smee. For instance, after killing, it was his spectacles he wiped instead of his weapon.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 29, 2018 12:33 AM |
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they're trying to pit us against each other, smee. THOSE BLEEDING, GUTLESS CODFISH!
you know what we're going to have to do, don't you, smee?
you aim, and i'll pull the trigger. 
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted May 29, 2018 04:13 AM |
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It must be the Pan behind this farce, captain. Or that Ruuuuufioooooo...
Ready sir! *takes aim*
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 29, 2018 05:55 AM |
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 02, 2018 03:18 PM |
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smee, we may have an enemy pirate in our midst...
ready the crew and the ship. also, be kind and fetch me my meathook for battle...
now, blizz...
*looks down at a dirty, skeletal figure*
would you be so kind as to marinate...
*takes a casual piss on blizz, who's still in the brig*
...for a while, why i ruminate... *ahhhhh* ...and consider the possibility of you getting a roommate in the near future, squirrel-boy? 
*shakes off, tucks away, and stalks off; gripping hook behind back*
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted July 02, 2018 03:37 PM |
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Aye aye sir! 
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted November 19, 2020 10:28 AM |
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After all, what would the world be like without Captain Hook? 
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 19, 2020 11:09 AM |
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good form, smee! good form, indeed!
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted December 01, 2022 02:48 PM |
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Hook. Hook, show us the hook! 
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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yogi
Promising
Famous Hero
of picnics
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posted December 01, 2022 03:17 PM |
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NimoStar
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Modding the Unmoddable
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posted December 02, 2022 10:48 AM |
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Ah, the good old times
When fred wasn't hated and was a bit more emotionally stable
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted December 02, 2022 01:23 PM |
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Edited by Celfious at 13:25, 02 Dec 2022.
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I want to have a bunch of kids just so I can name them all fred.
Middle name muffin#
Kind of like here we have fred muffin79
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ArdentWyrm
Famous Hero
King of the Elder Dragons
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posted December 04, 2022 10:49 PM |
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You really must like the name Fred,
Celfious you started a thread about it and posted about it here.
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Torment is blinding. It lies. Its pollution steals my sense. It promises: destroy everything and the pain will cease.
- Kralkatorrik
https://dragcave.net/user/ArdentWyrm
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ArdentWyrm
Famous Hero
King of the Elder Dragons
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posted December 05, 2022 10:53 PM |
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that's semi-ironic, because one version of fred79 loses QPs while other versions of fred79 don't lose QPs.
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Torment is blinding. It lies. Its pollution steals my sense. It promises: destroy everything and the pain will cease.
- Kralkatorrik
https://dragcave.net/user/ArdentWyrm
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted December 06, 2022 03:22 AM |
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yogi said:
i just had an apostrophe 
I think you mean an epiphany...
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted December 06, 2022 08:07 AM |
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ArdentWyrm said:
You really must like the name Fred,
Celfious you started a thread about it and posted about it here.
When I was 5 I had a giant black Labrador friend named Fred.
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yogi
Promising
Famous Hero
of picnics
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posted December 07, 2022 12:41 AM |
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OhforfSake said:
In my native tongue, Fred means peace. Like peace on Earth.
what tongue is that
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yogi - class: monk | status: healthy
"Lol we are HC'ers.. The same tribe.. Guy!" ~Ghost
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ArdentWyrm
Famous Hero
King of the Elder Dragons
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posted December 07, 2022 01:14 AM |
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Celfious said:
When I was 5 I had a giant black Labrador friend named Fred.
you already said that in the first post of the locked thread you started called: "When I see people named Fred I wonder if it's The Fred."
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Torment is blinding. It lies. Its pollution steals my sense. It promises: destroy everything and the pain will cease.
- Kralkatorrik
https://dragcave.net/user/ArdentWyrm
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