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Thread: We need to learn how to meet and no creep out chicks | This thread is pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 ... 47 48 49 50 51 · «PREV |
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CountBezuhoff
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Nihil sub sole novum
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posted March 03, 2021 05:50 PM |
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I am wary of the full version.
The Count
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted March 03, 2021 05:52 PM |
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NoobX said: This thread is national treasure.
Indeed. We have reached Area 51.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted March 04, 2021 04:58 AM |
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We have ascended and reached nirvana
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted March 04, 2021 10:39 AM |
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Tool <3
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted March 05, 2021 01:46 AM |
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Harpoon <3
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted March 06, 2021 03:56 AM |
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Boy she thicccccc.
I'll prolly forget what I was talking about when I wake up. Maybe it's for the best.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Galatea
Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
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posted March 06, 2021 07:54 AM |
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Sounds like you enjoyed that much.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted March 06, 2021 09:52 AM |
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And here is my sober self, shaking head in disappointment and disbelief.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted March 07, 2021 01:30 AM |
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Maybe you should stop drinking then Noobie.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted March 07, 2021 08:43 AM |
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted March 07, 2021 09:07 PM |
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Then have fun sleeping with 3s that you think look like 10s in dim lighting and while you're three sheets to the wind and stop whining
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted March 07, 2021 09:24 PM |
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Could you be any more salty about another person enjoying alcohol, lol.
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted March 08, 2021 01:47 AM |
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Oddy, you have to understand that a party without a certain amount of regret afterwards is a bad party overall. Perfection is overrated, and these consequences and... questionable choices actually make for the best memories/stories. I will look back at this and smile, if not laugh, because there is something funny to be found in such experiences.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted March 08, 2021 02:37 AM |
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That may be true Noobie, but all you talk about is the vague sense of regret and how you thought you met a 10 but she was a 3 while sober. If your experiences were more varied and were something like "oh I got so drunk I stole a boat and the coast guard caught me" then I would be more inclined to listen
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Galatea
Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
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posted March 08, 2021 08:04 AM |
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Just remember the memories where she's a 10 and forget wheb she's 3s.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted March 08, 2021 10:19 AM |
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Oddball13579 said: That may be true Noobie, but all you talk about is the vague sense of regret and how you thought you met a 10 but she was a 3 while sober. If your experiences were more varied and were something like "oh I got so drunk I stole a boat and the coast guard caught me" then I would be more inclined to listen
Tough crowd. But I'd never get so ****faced to do that sort of thing.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Galatea
Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
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posted March 08, 2021 04:04 PM |
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Does this mean you are not that drunk since you can still decide well or you are just lucky all the time?
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted March 08, 2021 04:09 PM |
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Who knows?
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Galatea
Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
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posted March 08, 2021 04:12 PM |
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Only you...
And the chick.
But the chick won't be able to tell us since she doesn't even know HC exists.
And you, you won't tell us because you wa ted to stay mysterious.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."
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