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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Naughty jokings
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted December 16, 2022 10:13 PM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 22:21, 16 Dec 2022.

Sal, would I lie to you?

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JollyJoker
JollyJoker


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posted December 17, 2022 08:29 AM

Sounds almost like a song.

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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted December 17, 2022 04:42 PM

I say never about the weight problem. His feelings say ok, etc We can't say you must reduce your weight, etc Because his mirror and ideal.. What does 190cm 215kg sound like to you? You can't know his feelings, because he is a strongman, etc If he wants be 90kg.. or lesser weight.. We can't do anything..

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted December 17, 2022 04:49 PM

OhforfSake said:
I did not know you had a weight problem DD, based on the pictures you posted here, I'd never have guessed. I am glad to hear about your success, congratulations!


Thank you Ohforf
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Ghost
Ghost


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posted January 20, 2023 04:04 PM

I weight 110kg now..

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted January 20, 2023 04:21 PM

Ghost said:
I weight 110kg now..


Don't give up, don't give in. Keep going down.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted February 14, 2023 09:26 AM

I weigh 99 kg now.
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Ghost
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Therefore I am
posted February 14, 2023 09:39 AM

Wayne Gretzky!

My weight 110kg yet.. Hmm my normal weight was 72-75kg, since 18yo, and then 55kg, it after 123-126kg, now's 110kg.. Much story

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Espen
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posted February 14, 2023 04:21 PM

Drakon-Deus said:
I weigh 99 kg now.
Congrats, reading the short time you have dropped loads of weight it is really impressive! I was on the opposite kind of journey - grew up tiny and skinny so always tried gaining weight. I am happy between 85 & 90 kg now 😄

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Drakon-Deus
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posted February 14, 2023 04:34 PM

Espen said:
Drakon-Deus said:
I weigh 99 kg now.
Congrats, reading the short time you have dropped loads of weight it is really impressive! I was on the opposite kind of journey - grew up tiny and skinny so always tried gaining weight. I am happy between 85 & 90 kg now 😄


Thanks!
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted July 14, 2023 08:36 AM

94 kg as of today.
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taniyuki
taniyuki

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posted September 29, 2023 06:32 AM
Edited by taniyuki at 06:33, 29 Sep 2023.

Ghost said:
I say never about the weight problem. His feelings say ok, etc We can't say you must reduce your weight, etc Because his mirror and ideal.. What does 190cm 215kg sound like to you? You can't know his feelings, because he is a [url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Shaw_(strongman)]strongman[/url], etc If he wants be 90kg.. or lesser weight.. We can't do anything..

kaka. You have health then you got everything
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Ghost
Ghost


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posted October 01, 2023 01:45 PM

104-107kg

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted October 01, 2023 01:48 PM

91 kg here
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Salamandre
Salamandre


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posted October 01, 2023 03:53 PM

1** kg here.

I assume Galaad penalizing me for not entirely censoring really bad words.
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted October 29, 2023 09:27 PM

Quite Piano!

Ok all friends and mods.. What you think lesser dick weight? I remember Blizzard has Chinese dick.. Ultralight!

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted October 30, 2023 10:19 AM

Ghost said:
I remember Blizzard has Chinese dick.. Ultralight!


I am fortunate to say I don't remember that detail about our frosted friend.

I wonder what he has to say about it.
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted October 30, 2023 11:41 AM

You find in the Retro Thread

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Salamandre
Salamandre


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posted October 30, 2023 11:46 AM

A black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy are speeding

They get pulled over by a cop, who decides to humor them. They won't get a ticket if their penis sizes add up to 20 inches. The black guy's dick is 10 inches, the white guy's is 9 inches, and the chinese guy's is 1 inch. As they drive away, the black guy says "you're lucky my dick was 10 inches", the white guy says" you're lucky my dick is 9 inches" and the chinese says "you're lucky I had a boner."

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Blizzard
Blizzard


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Where the hell is my driveway?
posted October 30, 2023 04:44 PM
Edited by Blizzard at 02:15, 31 Oct 2023.

Salamandre said:
A black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy are speeding

They get pulled over by a cop, who decides to humor them. They won't get a ticket if their penis sizes add up to 20 inches. The black guy's dick is 10 inches, the white guy's is 9 inches, and the chinese guy's is 1 inch. As they drive away, the black guy says "you're lucky my dick was 10 inches", the white guy says" you're lucky my dick is 9 inches" and the chinese says "you're lucky I had a boner."


This racist joke is ridiculous and has no place on a decent forum such as this.

Besides, in real life, the Asian guy wouldn't have used his turn signal to pull over for the cops and then there would be a car crash with multiple fatalities.
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