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Drakon-Deus
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posted September 12, 2023 09:41 PM |
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Three words better than "I love you"
I'll start:
"I am Batman"
"Somehow Palpatine returned"
"Kosovo is Serbia"
Awaiting your ideas. 
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Ghost
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posted September 12, 2023 09:45 PM |
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143 (=) I love you
Greetings SWB 5,2
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Salamandre
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posted September 12, 2023 09:48 PM |
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Ghost
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posted September 13, 2023 05:44 AM |
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted September 14, 2023 07:29 AM |
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Salamandre said:
You're huge!
Meeh, I can sympathize with how you long to hear this but one gets tired of hearing it after a few dozen girls.
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Panda_Tar
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posted September 14, 2023 09:47 AM |
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This is Chewbacca.
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Ghost
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posted September 14, 2023 02:25 PM |
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NimoStar
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posted September 15, 2023 06:07 AM |
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artu said:
Salamandre said:
You're huge!
Meeh, I can sympathize with how you long to hear this but one gets tired of hearing it after a few dozen girls.
Maybe they only head it once 
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Salamandre
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posted September 15, 2023 08:43 AM |
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Yep, each one once, before going into coma from suffocation.
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artu
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posted September 17, 2023 12:23 PM |
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What an exquisite lover you are!
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Are you pretty? This is my occasion. - Ghost
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JollyJoker
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posted September 17, 2023 08:14 PM |
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It's from Law And Oder Special Victims, epidode title "The Deep Throat Comateur".
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Ghost
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posted September 17, 2023 08:21 PM |
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You can ask her, of course simple, but if you've a trick. Yes she wants to see your trick.
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NimoStar
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posted September 17, 2023 11:53 PM |
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Edited by NimoStar at 23:55, 17 Sep 2023.
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JollyJoker said:
It's from Law And Oder Special Victims, epidode title "The Deep Throat Comateur".
* Entering the hospital *
NURSE: Our coma wards are full, you have to do something!
POLICE: We are doing all we can, but for now you will have to take care of Sarah.
NURSE: You mean that...?
POLICE: Yes, another victim. She thought she could take him down. She thought she could gobbler up the Salamandre... and ended up in a deep coma.
NURSE: Horrific... you would think women would know by now... This sicko has to be behind bars!
POLICE: I Know. Put her with the other 21 victims. If any wakes uo, give me a call for interrogation.
*DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN*
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Ghost
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posted September 18, 2023 12:35 PM |
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Sal is a legendary seducer..
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JollyJoker
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posted September 18, 2023 04:28 PM |
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Just speculating here, of course, but I'd fully expect the other sex to be attracted mostly by his hands (you know, piano players's hands and fingers) at first look. Of course later on that may change or be surpassed, but still ...
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Salamandre
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posted September 18, 2023 06:32 PM |
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That's a myth, a pianist hands aren't sexier than other decent hands. The only bonus, which you all will never be able to, is that I can perform a marcato, con spirito, affetuoso, poco a poco tremollo on specific erotic spots, all this while mezza voce so her moans keep going da capo al coda
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Ghost
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posted September 18, 2023 06:47 PM |
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Quite! Addict 
EDIT
I googled those terms 
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JollyJoker
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posted September 18, 2023 09:10 PM |
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Salamandre said:
That's a myth, a pianist hands aren't sexier than other decent hands.
Ok, before we start to argue, let me point out that your answer makes no sense: What is a "decent" hand?
With the exception of the face, HANDS are the only thing always naked and therefore fully visible (except maybe outdoors in minus temperatures). So hands ARE very important (especially for women) to determine whether someone is attractive or not. (And indeed, all women I've ever known mentioned hands in determining attraction (smell being another one and that includes more intimate ones).
Now, the question is, what makes hands more attractive than others for a majority. Obviously, tastes differ, but good piano (and also guitar) players will have certain features in common. For one thing, fingers need to be flexible (which is a matter of training). But fingers also must not be too short and they must not be too thick. In short, the hands are what I would call elegant. And supple.
This shows Jimi Hendrix's hands pretty well, admittedly a guitar player, but it makes no difference. Look at his fingers.
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Salamandre
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posted September 18, 2023 10:13 PM |
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Decent hands means hands not used in manual hard works, like gardening, construction, this type of stuff. Once you get in such for some time, your hands are done, aesthetically speaking. They become ugly and rough.
And no, playing an instrument does not change your hands structure or aspect. A bit of fingertips diluted if you play guitar, harp, bass, but for others no. There is not enough pressure asked to seriously modify anything.
You have top pianists as Boris Berezovsky or Yefin Bronfman who have very thick and really ugly hands, yet they play very fluid and without mistakes. They just eat too much and this changed their body mass overall. Didn't affect piano playing obviously. Maria Joao Pires is thin but has ugly thick hands. There is no rule.
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JollyJoker
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posted September 18, 2023 10:32 PM |
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Salamandre said:
Decent hands means hands not used in manual hard works, like gardening, construction, this type of stuff. Once you get in such for some time, your hands are done, aesthetically speaking. They become ugly and rough.
Not true. Rough isn't ugly. As well as "muscular" isn't ugly.
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And no, playing an instrument does not change your hands structure or aspect. A bit of fingertips diluted if you play guitar, harp, bass, but for others no. There is not enough pressure asked to seriously modify anything.
I didn't claim that. It works the other way round. "Talent" means "hands" (among others) when talking about playing certain instruments, but training to play, piano or guitar, will make your fingers more flexible. You will be able to spread your fingers further apart (and there is specific training for that) and you will train that all the more so the shorter your fingers are. Also - you think people can naturally move their fingers as fast as they do?
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You have top pianists as Boris Berezovsky or Yefin Bronfman who have very thick and really ugly hands, yet they play very fluid and without mistakes. They just eat too much and this changed their body mass overall. Didn't affect piano playing obviously. Maria Joao Pires is thin but has ugly thick hands. There is no rule.
1) Exceptions confirm the rule. 2) Maria Perez had beautiful hands when she was young (just look at some pictures) - probably the same as the guys who are old and overfed now. The body has a good memory. But that's beside the point - people look fine with 25. They don't look fine with 75. Same is true for hands. Or skin. Or everything else. Musicians start their careers early, not when they are in their 60s.
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