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hamsi128
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tosser tavern owner
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posted March 03, 2004 08:53 AM |
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Quote: I am quitting my dancing job & leaving this whole tavern.
you cant quit whenever you want.. you signed a contrat
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quoting my post = bullet in your head
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted March 03, 2004 10:28 AM |
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oh I did huh well in that case, can I dance to Tina Turner .
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted March 03, 2004 10:30 AM |
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You can dance to whatever tickles your fancy pecu. As long as it attracts customers!
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted March 03, 2004 08:52 PM |
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tossers
im away for a week and you turn this place into some oprah episode
ok here is what will happen:
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REQUEST:
All posts made by dingo so far to be deleted and every upcoming spam post to be deleted aswell.
This is not discrimination but tosserstavern is "members only" and we dont want any boring spammers taking the whole thing off topic which will eventually kill the thread.
If you leave him here to be in our tossers free zone i will personally lead the mob to get him out of here.
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Now.. acu stop tossing around and get back to clean the place up... you can toss about quitting all you want but not when im around.. now get that duster
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oh and btw dragon..we dont need our best players to get a result from norway.. better off getting the most vital players a rest to avoid injuries
and marco di vaio you say? would make a good 3rd attacker i guess.. so if he comes cheap id like to see him in another black/white jersey
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted March 03, 2004 09:55 PM |
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Spammer vs. Tosser!
Dingo vs. Sir Stiven!
Round one. FIGHT!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted March 04, 2004 03:46 AM |
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Heh it's a dead end crap job, of course I am going to whine hehe.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted March 04, 2004 04:18 AM |
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My SPAM would crush Stivens Tosses.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted March 04, 2004 05:13 AM |
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Quote: My SPAM would crush Stivens Tosses.
What the hell does spam do anyway? It just sits there and doesn't go bad. At least tosses do something interesting.
And now for the worst pun ever....
I bet Stiven will toss Dingo straight out of the ring.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted March 04, 2004 07:25 AM |
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Quote: I bet Stiven will toss Dingo straight out of the ring.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
After that i bet he will toss u right out of this Tavern!
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted March 05, 2004 01:24 AM |
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Na we need his kind to stay in here so we can sound smart .
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted March 05, 2004 04:19 AM |
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I bet my SPAM will piss Stiven off so bad, that he would go crazy.
It could happen.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted March 05, 2004 06:29 AM |
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Theres no bother LOL.
The way your talking now Dingo, Stiven already beat ya .
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted March 05, 2004 12:20 PM |
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Thing is dingo has about as much "beat" as an julio iglesias song
but he keeps coming with boring posts that destroys the place.
His posts are usually good for nothing as they are oneliners that makes no sense at all whatsoever.
So in an attempt to stop his boring spamming here we will start a contest called toss the spammer.
The rules are simple:
Each of you gets 3 tosses to make against dingo and they will be valued on a scale from 1-10. Then you will add your 3 results and get an end result. The two tossers with the highest result will face each other in a final. I will be the judge in this game.
Rules for the final will appear here once the finalists are choosen.
Now..lets go hunt us some dingo
EDIT: For those of you that think i am to harsh on the boring spammer..well... in sweden we have this saying "den som ger sig in i leken får leken tåla" which could be translated into "the one who enters the game must face the consequences of the game aswell). And once he started to make boring posts here aswell he entered that game.. now, he will just have to learn his lesson.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted March 05, 2004 04:16 PM |
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RSF leaves the tavern and returns a few minutes later with a bloodhound and a shotgun. The entire bar stops and stares at him.
RSF: "What? Sir_Stiven said we were hunting Dingo."
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted March 06, 2004 01:07 AM |
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Quote: Thing is dingo has about as much "beat" as an julio iglesias song
Or as many showers as Inglesias had in a month time .
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted March 06, 2004 08:18 AM |
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Hey leave Dingo alone!
Im sure he would make a great pet, if we got him a leash, and one of those tic baths!
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted March 06, 2004 09:32 AM |
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Maybe we can throw ya accross the bar & he will fetch ya & bring you back & well do it again .
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted March 06, 2004 10:19 PM |
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So we aren't really hunting Dingo? DAMN!
Oh we are supposed to toss him. Okay!
Brings Dingo outside to a catapult.
Okay Dingo. You ready to get tossed? This is definately gonna blow everyone elses tosses right out of the water.
RSF forces Dingo into the catapult and let's it go. Dingo flies into the air and lands on the ground a few hundred yards later. RSF chases after him to see what happens.
OOOOHHH! Dingo splattered all over the ground. And he's made of spam! Mmmmmmmmm! He's good too.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted March 06, 2004 10:34 PM |
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*All the Dark SPAM starts to collect in one area.*
Hehehe, thats right. I'm just like the T1000.
Long live the SPAM.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted March 06, 2004 10:39 PM |
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Astalapasta, baby
BANG
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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