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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 ... 55 56 57 58 59 ... 60 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted June 24, 2004 11:45 AM

hey the Realn00bspammer, since pecu has been slacking off recently, take that mop over there and start cleaning up all this spam. You dont get paid till your done!

This aint no letsputspamalloverthewallsandfloor tavern!
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted June 24, 2004 12:41 PM

so there, fulfill the tasks if you wanna be a permanent poster here tossdeal or ruby... this is like a members only club except for some guest members every now and then

so if you want in you better make sure to fulfil those tasks soon, meanwhile you can both clean up the spam mess you have made. Heck buisness is going down because the bar smells like some friggin spamfactory

So less spam making and more cleaning. Thats your assignment.

Then if you wanna post here on a regular basis, you do these tasks now... or else you will learn what real tossing is about

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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


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Foobum* of Justice!
posted June 24, 2004 12:49 PM

I'm untossable! *Hides behind Ruby *

nad B_S .. when did i get that job? :s

And stiven... all of that takes time.
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madmartigan
madmartigan


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posted June 24, 2004 01:43 PM

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Wh-wh-wh-what's going on here?? *cries* it took me three days just to get to the front door 'cuz of the heavy spam overflow on the walkway... and now i get in here and ack!!!

So I watched a football game...! shocking eh? I saw the Italian dudes get screwed hehe  Leave it to Swedes to plot something like that j/k Stefan!

Well... er... I feel old.. and the spam smell is getting into my clothes... blah! I'll be heading off to my room now - where's that guy from Willow?



Speak of the devil ....
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Ruby
Ruby


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crazed swede
posted June 24, 2004 04:49 PM

I wouldn't call this spam. I'd call it conversation.

Well, when I said ghetto, I mean like our gang of people who stir trouble downtown and then run before get caught by angry parents who accuse us of scaring their children. (That actually happend once and it wasn't fun)

We were going to do stuff from Trigger Happy, but now we can't, cuz of the stupid cameras everywhere. We're not the only ones causing trouble I guess.

We were thinking of jumping into the huge pond and play in the fountain but now that the cameras are there, we can't.
We were also thinking of having an overnighter on the roof on this place or in the playground, but now that cameras are everywhere. WE CANT.

Breathe....breathe.....whew....
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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


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Foobum* of Justice!
posted June 24, 2004 06:32 PM

Try Denmark, not thats a nice place
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Ruby
Ruby


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crazed swede
posted June 24, 2004 07:24 PM

I've been in Denmark a few times. It's cool.
But Swedish guys, oh gosh, I can't resist. Nice, blonde hair to their shoulders, pearly blue eyes. It's too sexy.

Well, most of the time anyways.

And when I say Im ghetto, I'm just joking with u Acu. We just go downtown, stalk serious adults until they piss their pants, scare folks, jump up on the roof and throw things at people, just hang around until someone interesting walks by, and we chase the DUCKS!
There's another group of skaters that I am friends with that usually get taken by the cops, so we gave that up after we realized that one of them got expelled from our school. (Do u know how much my mom would freak?!?!)

I'm saving the fun until I move out.

Or until I go to the mall.
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 24, 2004 09:50 PM

I would of tought it meant you were a typical upnachos out of control wannabe Gayster then from the ghetto .

Basically the Ghetto means a poor place.
Thats why some do acts like they do to survive.
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Ruby
Ruby


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crazed swede
posted June 24, 2004 10:05 PM

How'd u find out ur bird was a girl??

Well, Acu, I'll pass on gangster. I like getting in trouble with society, but not with the cops. We've gotten close that one time.....not gonna start talking bout it though. But anyways....

Yeah the place Shorty and I live in SUCKS!

They are so strict about everything! From dresscode to no skateboards, they always find something to make it worse for us people. When I say people, I mean people like me who bug people who make these rules. It's quite fun to have glaring contests with them when they dont know they're playing.


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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 24, 2004 10:19 PM

Sorry to hear that
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted June 25, 2004 04:39 AM

Listen up Realn00b. Only friends can abbriviate my name. To you, i am Dragon_Slayer.
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Dingo
Dingo


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God of Dark SPAM
posted June 25, 2004 08:44 AM

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How'd u find out ur bird was a girl??



It's not rocket science.
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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


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Foobum* of Justice!
posted June 25, 2004 12:17 PM

Nah, still gonna call you BS.
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted June 25, 2004 12:39 PM

*throw a bucket of cold water on ruby and tossdeal*

calm down now you two, you were supposed to clean away the spam.. not making more of it

You either take the tasks or your only assignments here in tossers tavern will be too clean the place up and massage aculias feet

You are no tossers by name yet, therefor youre not allowed to have a regular place in our great conversations which you are starting to reduce because of that icky spam smell you create

*puts ruby in a trash can*

*locks it and puts it in a big box*

*puts a label on the box saying "spammers tavern" and mails it away*

so there, now you can talk about that ghetto life if you fulfil your tasks and come back that is

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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted June 25, 2004 11:04 PM

*comes in carrying a box addressed to the spammer's tavern*
I believe this box of garbage belongs to you Stiven
Oh wait...it's just....some new girl? What's her name? Ruby? You can keep your new little...uh...tosser's or whatever you call them. They're here in your tavern and can stay here... Oh ya... *tosses Aculias' dirty underwear at Stiven using a stick* I believe these are your's too, they have your name written ALL over them!!!
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted June 26, 2004 12:32 AM

*catches aculias underwear with a stick, blocks the way out and puts the almost as stinky as spam underwear over gormans head*

so there, now just get some panties and a pink dress and youll look the sissy you are

as for the "secret" box, anyone who got an idea where to send it?

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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted June 26, 2004 02:41 AM

*get's the pink dress and other stuff and puts them over my regular guy clothes*
All right Stiven, now come here and be my biatch like you always wanted to!!!
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 28, 2004 06:59 AM

Shes too young for me hun but nowadays who knows what 12 yr olds do
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted June 28, 2004 01:17 PM

n00bs, this isnt a toss for the poor guys you are in love with. This is the tossers tavern and here we toss, we dont write long boring stories that no one is interested in except your friend that you problably can talk to anyway

And ya DS, this place needs to get back to order.. i guess this time will always be rememberd as the spam smelling n00b days when this is acient history

a beer you say.. sounds good, want company? im sure we can get mad and pan baby to have a beer in peace with us while aculias gets the funny job of removing all of the spam smell... harsh

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madmartigan
madmartigan


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posted June 28, 2004 01:44 PM

join you for a beer? err.. ahem... I would very much like to... but.. ahh.. you see... Pan and I got something important... very important... that we  uh... must get errr get done in her room.

Maybe later
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