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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 05, 2004 02:29 PM |
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Quote:
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If you put a piece of **** in milk would it make it chocolate milk?
SHHHHH! Don't tell Woock!. We've been letting him drink that stuff for ages. He loves it!
I find this post offensive and think that Asmodean should be banned for it.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 05, 2004 10:40 PM |
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I think the people are right, Woock has gotten a temper then his Jolly ways before  .
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blakice
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mopboy
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posted September 06, 2004 11:22 PM |
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sorry guys. on page 70 i advertised for my ex-tavern, the oub el cojon. what sucks is that it got deleted so now im outta luck. anyway can i have a mt. dew?
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<b><em><color="5e9eb7">a wise man once said that imitation is the ultimate form of flattery. a more cynical man said screw that and invented parody</color></em></b>
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 07, 2004 01:32 AM |
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Man get the heck out of here with your weak dew 
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 07, 2004 07:15 AM |
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Quiet pecu! Mt Dew IS the best non alcoholic drink around! So what if its weak
Here my friend, its on the house.
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 07, 2004 08:54 AM |
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Nothing beats a fresh called tosser??? no wait I would rather have Pink umbrella tossernade then Dew .
Well i guess I better take it to go.
So long ladies & gentlemen, Salyer your now nominated as floor cleaner, now clean that Dew up .
So long folks
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 07, 2004 11:09 AM |
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were u goin pecu??? U cummin back???
Have a pink umbrella drink to go!
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blakice
Hired Hero
mopboy
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posted September 07, 2004 03:49 PM |
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cummon guys. im only fourteen so i cant drink alcohol. fine give me a tosscola please. hey do ya need a latrine cleaner?
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<b><em><color="5e9eb7">a wise man once said that imitation is the ultimate form of flattery. a more cynical man said screw that and invented parody</color></em></b>
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blakice
Hired Hero
mopboy
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posted September 07, 2004 06:27 PM |
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or maybe a salesperson. or maybe a spokesperson. or maybe someone to channel your anger through.(personal hate slave.) just let me know.
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<b><em><color="5e9eb7">a wise man once said that imitation is the ultimate form of flattery. a more cynical man said screw that and invented parody</color></em></b>
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted September 07, 2004 06:47 PM |
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No hate please! Hate isn't tolerated anywhere around here. What an ugly ugly word! Blah. I hate hate.
So many things are happening here 
Aculias and Kitten are riding away into the sunset...*waves bye* Its the end of an era!
No more will we see the little furball sitting on top of the doorframe with her rifle aimed expertley between the eyes of the spammers.
No more will we leave the tavern shaking our heads wondering "What the heck was Aculias talking about??"
More importantly , there will be no sequel to the "One Night in Aculias" video that made me the richest woman in the tavern .
Obviously what we need to do is start casting... I mean looking for some more active members  lol
So to start, Blakice you may begin with cleaning the washroom, use Gorman's toothbrush in the stalls
I agree with Aculias' thinking that Dragon_Slayer should be the new mop-boy, it will take some more seriously creative posting to elevate himself to a more esteemed position here.
and Stefan.. if you want to be nominated for PotM for your posts here, then make some posts here dammit!!!
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 08, 2004 02:35 PM |
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Quiet foo! I ain't no mop boy!
Stiven has been slaking around here, i think he should do all his regular jobs AND be mop boy
Then Pan and i can relax and watch some quality football
Hey stefan, what do you think about Juventus new recruits, Ibrahimovic and Cannavaro?
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted September 08, 2004 06:05 PM |
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Zlatan is cool, was going to buy tickets for our qualifier game against croatia today but they were all sold out 
And cannavaro is a top class defender, will make good additions to juve.
Recently ive been busy with girls, school, girls, partying, watching canadian playdoobrains of refs making a toss out of the game called hockey, partying, getting to know some new friends and ive been busy with girls 
And besides you are giving me no toss material to work on here, all i see is n00bs who willingly wants to be the latrine dude and two of my favorite toss objects are leaving.. how much of an inspiration is that?
i may be an toss artist, but like a painter needs his brushes i need my material to toss.
You cant make wonders out of the blue, you can make blunders though.. just ask Tommy Salo
so there, now go find us a new cleaner DS!
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted September 08, 2004 09:35 PM |
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Well I suppose you're right in the sense that it has been rather quiet here. I must say however, that I'm a bit disappointed in you that you're saying you cannot come up with something on your own, but rather need to feed off others I fancied you to be much more creative than that!
I have to admit, I do find the Tosser's Tavern to be a much nicer place to come and relax now that I am not constantly worrying about watching my step to avoid the globs of spam and the nasty lil pink thongs! It smells much better too!
Has anyone else noticed that the average age of new visitors to the tavern seems to be dropping? Not that I have a problem with it, seems we've had some nice new people drop in.. but seriously we're going thru the cookies twice as fast as before, and there's a bottle of tossquila on it that was actually starting to gather dust! Don't worry tho, I took care of that *hic* seems we have a few cases of tossbeer back there with the same problem too... I'm gonna need some help with those tho!
Also, seems the guy from willow has vanished too Now who am I gonna try out all my new dance moves with?
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Asmodean
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Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted September 08, 2004 09:43 PM |
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seems we have a few cases of tossbeer back there with the same problem too... I'm gonna need some help with those tho!
*hic* correction. you *hic* HAD a few cases of toss*hic*beer back there.......I really need to take a whizz or else Dragon_Slayer will be using his mop skills earlier than he thought
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 09, 2004 11:58 AM |
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Bathrooms that way n00bmodean Now that carton of tossbeer is gonna cost ya! Either you fetch the money or you work it off being a mopboy! Once you payed your debt you can go for a vacation like pecu!
Now Pan i have been told that im quite the dancer...
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blakice
Hired Hero
mopboy
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posted September 09, 2004 05:58 PM |
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so whatcha say? do any of you have a job for me? heck ill even be a part time mop boy.
(scurries over to a puddle and mops it up and is back to his spot before the others can see him)
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<b><em><color="5e9eb7">a wise man once said that imitation is the ultimate form of flattery. a more cynical man said screw that and invented parody</color></em></b>
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted September 10, 2004 01:47 PM |
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i think n00bmodean is to get the cleaner job, ive always wanted to see a mod here with the cleaning overall on
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted September 11, 2004 11:18 PM |
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Noooo ... bad idea Stefan. Asmodean's idea of cleaning the tavern is to drink everything he sees! He's an Irishman...
Blakice wants to do it, so let him try, maybe he'll take pride in his work and this place will look a bit better than it has lately!
Dragon_Slayer, I know you're a good dancer, but I need someone to practise with, not learn from. Although with the looming NHL lockout we're running out of days for me to dance anyways, cuz with no hockey I'm not gonna be a happy girly.
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted September 13, 2004 02:52 AM |
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n00bmodean is irish? cool... i knew an irishman at a former school, his name was brendan and he was weird.
Not weird as in crazy but... weird.
Crazy you would be if you like blackice is begging to become a cleaner of this place, its obvious you havent heard the story of how the toilets look like when kitten is through with em... yuck
now im off to bed, laters tossers.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 13, 2004 02:14 PM |
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I understand Pan, i dont wanna steal the spot light from you anyway!
Stiveeen! Champions league starts very soon, whos your money on???
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