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Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 ... 84 85 86 87 88 ... 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
sirzapdos
sirzapdos


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Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
posted January 27, 2005 12:58 AM

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now... who got the worst drunk memory? lemme hear.. winner gets a beer

I thought part of the joy of being drunk is that you don't remember half of the stupid **** you do. You have to rely on your friends to tell you, and then, perhaps, you'll recall fuzzy bits...
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted January 27, 2005 01:25 AM

almost correct...

its usually you friends to bring in the last pieces to the memorypuzzle when you have been out drinking to much which in the end make it a memory.

until this day im yet to end up with some freaky girl when im out partying and been drinking too much.. i think that calls for a cheer itself

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hamsi128
hamsi128


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tosser tavern owner
posted January 27, 2005 06:06 AM

most horrible memory


i was drunk like fooblins... drink tons of tequila ,cocktails that you dont understand you are stun , rums etc...
then i tried to return home walking... some dudes trapped me in street corner... fighted them,still a lit bit remembering i hurted 1 of them badly but... drunk and no reflexes , no concentration.... fight is over they beated me badly... checked my money they didnt find anything(i left party when i run out of money ofcourse ) they become angry and beated again lol...

very nice story isnt it? tossers....

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deathwoman
deathwoman


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posted January 27, 2005 07:08 PM

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lol @ tossing Iraq!

There should be a thread called that - a lil tossing might solve all the conflict over there

Of course I'm up for a beer with you DragonSlayer - dunno that there's ever a time when a Canadian isn't up for a beer!

Sorry I haven't been around much, but my house has been overrun by a nasty flu and I haven't had the energy for anything more than checking in and doing my housekeeping.

I'm much better now tho - so tell me everyone - what's new?

*chugs back a beer and waves to Stefan for another*


their not as ready to drink as us irish people. we have festivals where they just pass the beer around like its the dope in D.C.
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Asmodean
Asmodean


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Heroine at the weekend.
posted January 27, 2005 10:46 PM

*jumps across the bar in front of Stiven, grabbing him*
NO!! Stiven. Don't bash the n00b!!! AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!

*now that that's out of my system*
How Irish are the Irish in DC? Do they just go slightly green around St. Patrick's Day? (Plastic Paddy)
or are you from Ireland proper?

And be quiet when you answer, Stiven HATES n00bs
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Sir_Stiven
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posted January 27, 2005 11:12 PM

only good thing ever to come from ireland would be Shay Given

and no need for me to toss the n00b asmo, she said she was irish.. i doubt anyone takes her seriously now anyway

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Asmodean
Asmodean


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Heroine at the weekend.
posted January 27, 2005 11:18 PM

Well what about Roy and Robbie Keane? Though Given's a pretty good player too.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted February 01, 2005 02:35 AM

those are crap.

hey aculias you foobum, dont forget to post here when youre logged on. I need someone to make fun of

i hope you are ok, your mopping skills are missed

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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted February 01, 2005 06:45 AM

Im still waiting for the Knockout stage of Champions league to begin! Its been sooo long!
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Sir_Stiven
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posted February 01, 2005 05:06 PM

bah.. football sucks this season. Woodgate gone and soon to be both Bellamy and also probably Robert gone.

Boring.

Gimme more drunk memories instead

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terje_the_ma...
terje_the_mad_wizard


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posted February 01, 2005 08:54 PM

It's not exactly a memory, since I don't remember much of it, so this is all according to my friends:
The first time I drank, I had so much booze that I blacked out, and fell asleep in the flower beds of the host's mom. I lay there puking, and a girl in my class came over with her jacket, to keep me warm and dry (it was raining). And what do the unconscious little me do? I throw up on her jacket

Later that night, my friends decided that it was time to get me home. They had called my parents (more about that later...), but my father just laughed at them, and told them to stop joking. So my loyal friends threw me into a wheelbarrow, and drove me around in it for a while.

Finally, the host's big sister, who had a smaller and quieter party with less drink in the basement, called my dad and shouted angrily at him that he had better come and get his wasted and armed son, cos none of the others dared to come close to me after they discovered the knife I had strapped to my arm (I'm paranoid...). So he finally came.
The next day, when I finally got up, I had to walk up to the place the party was held, to search for my glasses. They lay in the flowerbed, just as I had the evening before
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sirzapdos
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Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
posted February 02, 2005 01:27 AM

I remember a bad "memory." Not bad, per se, but stupid. A bunch of us were pre-drinking in residence, before heading to the on-campus club. Anyway, before we left, I somehow let slip that I knew the US State Capitals when I was 4 (I don't them anymore). Anyway, for some reason or another we started talking about state capitals, and I got into an argument with one guy over what the capital of Georgia. I was *positive* that it was Savannah. I guess that's what liquor does to you.

One of the girls who wasn't drinking said it best. "State Capitals: You guys are cool now."
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Svarog
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posted February 02, 2005 02:32 AM

Hmm, this summer, wasnt really drunk, just a bit jolly. Got naked on the beach around midnight (freakin windy it was) and went for a swim in the lake. My friends wouldnt follow, so I faked a dissappearing (it was too dark to see anything), until they decided to act heroic and "save" me.
Not surprisingly, friends didnt find it as amusing as I did. Surprisingly, they were very pissed off.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted February 05, 2005 06:08 AM

Just coz Stivens gone, i aint letting this place die...

Now start drinking all you foobums!
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Asmodean
Asmodean


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posted February 06, 2005 04:17 PM

Hey you don't need to tell me and Pan to drink!
You just have to let us!!
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RedSoxFan3
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posted February 06, 2005 06:05 PM

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"State Capitals: You guys are cool now."


lmao

I knew all the capitals when I was 4 too. And I know for sure that the capital of Georgia is Tallahassee. What's wrong with you? Savannah? Bah. That's the capital of North Carolina, you foobum.
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sirzapdos
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Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
posted February 06, 2005 08:31 PM

What can I say? I had no practical purpose in learning them, it was just something fun to know. I mean, how many Canadian kids know the US state capitals at age 4?
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted February 07, 2005 12:13 AM

Does anyone care

Asmo lets have a drink
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RedSoxFan3
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posted February 07, 2005 02:36 AM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 6 Feb 2005

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Does anyone care

Asmo lets have a drink


Of course someone cares. Why else would someone be talking about it? Talk about a stupid question. Figures an Australian would ask something like that. Just sit there with your Foster's and let us drunken wannabe intellectuals battle it out in peace.
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sirzapdos
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Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
posted February 07, 2005 04:49 AM

Hey! RSF! I just noticed, you have 6 red stars! Congrats!

*raises glass*
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