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Pepe
Tavern Dweller
Druid seeking for adventure
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posted June 12, 2002 10:06 AM |
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Pepe
GENDER: Male
STATS:
Mental Stability: 26
Annoyance: 32
Creativity: 30
Ass-kissing: 0
Charm: 35
Personal Hygiene: 100
RACE: Human
CLASS ruid
He has speels and he can sumon creatures
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Begone Demons!
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arachnid
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted June 23, 2002 04:05 PM |
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DJIVE
GENDER: Male
STATS:
Mental Stability: 18
Annoyance: 3
Creativity: 17
Ass-kissing: 10
Charm: 16
Personal Hygiene:18
RACE: Member
CLASS: Politician
This class has an opinion about everything, and is going to give everybody their opinion of everything even if it takes them all night. Has a fairly broad range of knowledge.
Special skills : Improved debating, Invent statistics, Summon World Leader.
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HOMM Quiz master
The HOMM quiz master feels it is his moral obligation to create as many quizes as humanly possible based on HOMM. It doesn't matter if it's a sensible one or a silly one.
Special skills : Vast knowledge of Homm games, huge talent to question and confuse
ALIGNMENTS: Lawful - You believe in a well-structured forum. All rules must be obeyed at all times.
SUFFIXES: Good - You wish to help others and do not enjoy causing pain or harm.
LEVEL: 8
MILENA
GENDER:Female
Often a lot less common on many forums, it is the female's responsibility to flirt with the men whilst talking about which shoes they are currently wearing.
STATS:
Mental Stability: 15
Annoyance: 10
Creativity: 17
Ass-kissing: 16
Charm: 16 ( Max is 18 (prince charming) and the min is 3 (the frog).)
Personal Hygiene:18
RACE: Member
CLASS:
Spammer
Kits:
Passive Spammer - A user who spams without realising it. Often this person is just trying to hold a conversation with a group of others, and so has to post quite often to reply to all questions.
Special skills : Wield SPAM, Fast Fingers, Call upon Spamming might.
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Hippy
This class is a true child of nature. They believe in peace and love, and are often despised by politicians, whom they tell to "chill" and "mellow out" as much as possible. Also quite fond of frolicking naked through fields with flowers in their hair, many hippies believe they are actually elves.
Special skills : Spread love, Wield flowers, Create peace.
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Dreamer - The average dreamer believes he is something else. This can be anything from an elf to giant lim-lim to an ancient and evil god. They are often followers of the peter pan guy.
Special skills : Lives in fantasy land, believes they are elves
ALIGNMENTS: Lawful - You believe in a well-structured forum. All rules must be obeyed at all times.
SUFFIXES: Good - You wish to help others and do not enjoy causing pain or harm.
LEVEL:14
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HALT
Known Hero
Knight of Justice
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posted June 23, 2002 04:28 PM |
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LMAO
arachnid if i would be a MOD you would get your QP! thats fun big time! 
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Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
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arachnid
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted June 23, 2002 04:28 PM |
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NIGHTSHIVER
GENDER: Female
STATS:
Mental Stability: 18
Annoyance: 3
Creativity: 10
Ass-kissing: 10
Charm: 14
Personal Hygiene:18
RACE: Member
CLASS: Phantom
Kits:
Ghost - The only way that a ghost differs from a postergeist is that it occupies a whole range of forums on the 'net. Again, it often seems that it is being ignored, but this isn't so. Other classes have a hard time sensing the presence of these poor souls.
Special skills : Remain anonymous, Transparency, Stealth.
ALIGNMENTS: Neutral - You do not like taking sides and you remain apart from any violence.
SUFFIXES: Unknown
LEVEL:0 (based on number of posts)
HEXA
GENDER: MALE (Very common on the boards, the male of the species have the difficult task of impressing the ladies with their vast amounts of knowledge, whilst trying not to make idiots of themselves in the process. )
STATS:
Mental Stability: 14
Annoyance: 11
Creativity: 12
Ass-kissing: 11
Charm: 16
Personal Hygiene:16
RACE: Mod
The mods, whilst very powerful, can only be considered demi-gods when compared to Admin. They may consider themselves better than your average poster, but this often creates an aura of arrogance around them.
CLASS:
News Reporter
The news reporter feels it is his duty to keep everybody informed on everything. Even the things they didn't want to know. Often a valuable source of information, the news reporter often gets ignored, due to the high content of nonsense that sometimes goes into what he says.
Special skills : Rapid searching, Spread gossip, Create Rumor.
ALIGNMENTS: Lawful - You believe in a well-structured forum. All rules must be obeyed at all times.
SUFFIXES: Good - You wish to help others and do not enjoy causing pain or harm.
LEVEL: 15
REDSOXFAN 3
GENDER: Male
STATS:
Mental Stability: 5
Annoyance: 18
Creativity: 4
Ass-kissing: 8
Charm: 4
Personal Hygiene:15
RACE:
Member/Guest
The Member/guest is one of the lowliest of all the races. Eager to show there work rate they post much more than normal members to show there presences on the board. Whilst their presence can often be tolerated by the other species, they are have a habit of annoying Members.
CLASS:
Spammer
Kits:
Active Spammer - One who spams for the pure fun of it. This user will post nonsense to either 'up' their post count or annoy others, and also takes perverse pleasure in doing so.
Special skills : Wield SPAM, Fast Fingers, Call upon Spamming might.
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Troll
Kits:
n00b - Incredibly annoying and the most infectious of all classes, the n00b is extremely resiliant and very hard to defeat as they always think they're right. Can survive for months at a time without ever needing to have a thought.
Special skills : Evade Mods, Protection against common sense, Enrage others.
ALIGNMENTS: Neutral/Chaotic although unlikely to get in a fight they are extemely unpredictable
SUFFIXES: Random - You live for spontaneity and have chaotic tendencies.
LEVEL: 3
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted June 27, 2002 06:54 AM |
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Quote:
REDSOXFAN3
GENDER: Male
STATS:
Mental Stability: 5
Annoyance: 18
Creativity: 4
Ass-kissing: 8
Charm: 4
Personal Hygiene:15
RACE:
Member/Guest
The Member/guest is one of the lowliest of all the races. Eager to show there work rate they post much more than normal members to show there presences on the board. Whilst their presence can often be tolerated by the other species, they are have a habit of annoying Members.
CLASS:
Spammer
Kits:
Active Spammer - One who spams for the pure fun of it. This user will post nonsense to either 'up' their post count or annoy others, and also takes perverse pleasure in doing so.
Special skills : Wield SPAM, Fast Fingers, Call upon Spamming might.
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Troll
Kits:
n00b - Incredibly annoying and the most infectious of all classes, the n00b is extremely resiliant and very hard to defeat as they always think they're right. Can survive for months at a time without ever needing to have a thought.
Special skills : Evade Mods, Protection against common sense, Enrage others.
ALIGNMENTS: Neutral/Chaotic although unlikely to get in a fight they are extemely unpredictable
SUFFIXES: Random - You live for spontaneity and have chaotic tendencies.
LEVEL: 3
Very interesting. Kinda reminds me of Baldur's Gate.
How in the hell do you determine these statistics??? Especially Personal Hygiene?
I might change a few of the stats though.
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Go Red Sox!
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 27, 2002 08:19 AM |
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My guess he decides of thy statistics of his own judgement also to everyone elses which is benefitual as a opinion yes no?
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Dreaming of a Better World
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SubZero
Adventuring Hero
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posted June 27, 2002 09:10 AM |
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Why not QP?
Just give the spiderman one QP.
Pretty please.
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The only Zen you find on the top of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 27, 2002 10:04 AM |
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just have fun lets enjoy all threaded coster rides lol
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Dreaming of a Better World
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TheMinotaurK...
Adventuring Hero
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posted June 27, 2002 11:03 AM |
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what about me?
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 Call Me TMK
o('-'o)(o'-'o)(o'-')o
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CraigHack
Known Hero
Have fantasies, will travel...
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posted June 27, 2002 05:31 PM |
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I vote for a QP for this one too!
Funny stuff!
MORE MORE!!
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The Gods have brought us together... I can't imagine why.
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Sir_Elric
Responsible
Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
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posted June 27, 2002 05:55 PM |
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Quote:
I vote for a QP for this one too!
Funny stuff!
MORE MORE!!
Seconded or is that thirded?
Mmmm, thirded, sounds good anyway 
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Neverwinter Nights - "City of Melnibone"
Direct connect - ausnwn2.dyndns.org:5121
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted June 27, 2002 06:11 PM |
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Time to update this one...
ARACHNID
Gender: Male
Stats:
Mental Stability: 10
Annoyance: 13
Creativity: 13
Ass-kissing: 6
Charm: 6
Personal Hygiene: 4(What can you say about a race of people whose women will use an entire sheep as a tampon?)
Race: Human
Class: Direct Descendent of Sir Campbell
This class has the unique distinction of being hated by all Scots and loathed by all English. They suffer constant humiliation and degradation at the hands of both, often times giving up entirely and moving to Ireland.
Special Skills: Eating haggis(all scots get this bonus), playing bagpipes(it takes a special skill to discover such an amazingly annoying sound). The descendents of Sir Campbell, all being as sleazy and treacherous as their ancestor, get a +2 bonus to backstabbing. Their usual career choices are as used-car salesmen.
ALIGNMENT PREFIX: Neutral--Sometimes good, sometimes bad. Who the hell cares?
ALIGNMENT SUFFIX: Campbell--You thought that selling out your countrymen would earn you respect among your English cousins. Guess what. It didn't. Tbey don't trust you as far as they can throw a caper. Your own kilt-clad brothers, on the other hand, are consistently screaming for your heads. It is fortunate that no one can understand that god-awful brogue of theirs.
Level: 7--You have a ways to go before you make it to used-car salesman status.
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arachnid
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted June 27, 2002 07:45 PM |
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I object!
For one i hate haggis and for another i feel i am loathed equally by all!
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted June 28, 2002 02:23 AM |
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Er..um...where's mine?
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No one knows my true nature here...
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted June 28, 2002 04:41 AM |
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[I would have awarded a QP already...but that's right, it wouldn't be worth giving to someone who is ant-stars...unless of course I'm mistaken  ]
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This space for rent.
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TheMinotaurK...
Adventuring Hero
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posted June 28, 2002 11:04 AM |
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ok
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Call Me TMK
o('-'o)(o'-'o)(o'-')o
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arachnid
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted June 28, 2002 02:16 PM |
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You may take my stars but you will never take MY KEYBOARD!
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted June 28, 2002 02:40 PM |
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...I was talking about giving you some
...and hmm keyboard...intriguing...
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This space for rent.
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted July 09, 2002 06:53 PM |
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I didn't say it before but all stats are based off of 2nd edition AD&D
OLDTIMER
Gender: Male (Geez, how male can you get?)
Mental Stability: 15
Annoyance: 6
Creativity: 17
Ass-Kissing: 7 (Only but for a lack of opportunity)
Charm/Guile: 14
Personal Hygiene: 12 (Old men smell)
Race: Human
Specialties: Double entendres, Wit, multi-class ability (rare among humans)
Class 1: Mentor
You have a genuine interest in the welfare of youngsters and strive to teach them to make good choices in life. +4 bonus to aving throws involving patience. Career choices steer towards teaching and working in the non-profit secor.
Class 2: Dirty Old Man
A devastating combo with the Mentor class. Mothers instinctively know not to leave you alone with their teenage daughters. The internet gives the Dirty Old Man a new medium in which to slake his cravings for the attention and affection of young women. Note: Not to be confused with the Pedophile class, which is innately evil. Penalties: You have a whopping -10 penalty to avoid flirting with women half your age.
Alignment Prefix: Lawful. You are old enough to appreciate rules and experienced enough to use them to your advantage.
Alignment Suffix: Libidinous. Look it up.
Level: 6/9
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I'm not done yet.
ROMANA
Gender: Female (Male minus reason and accountability)
Mental Stability: 14(For three weeks out of the month, then it plummets exponentially)
Annoyance: 11
Creativity: 12
Mod Manipulation: 17 (e.g. "Hexa, that big meanie Wesley said something bad about me again! Would you be a dear and ban him for me?" <bats her bambi eyes>
Charm: 8(Why be charming when you can manipulate?)
Personal Hygiene: 10 (The jury is still out on non-Swedish European women)
Specialties: Training polar bears, emigrating, smoking weed(note: smoking weed is a specialty of everyone who lives in The Netherlands), picking fights and then relying on your backup to do the dirty work.
Class: Formerly-helpless-but-now-empowered-damsel-in-distress
This class has the distinction of having the longest title. Men are drawn to this class for its practitioners have long taught the secrets of making men feel useful. Dropping a hankerchief here, a bat of the eyes there...it's all elementary to this class. Being empowered means that its adherents have flourished through adversity. Bonuses: +2 to saving throws involving survival.
Alignment Prefix: Chaotic. Females tend to be far too emotional to be Lawful
Alignment Suffix: Housewife.
You are charged with the daily upkeep of your domicile. It is your mission--and you perform it enthusiastically-- to make sure your current income-earner feels harmony when he comes home from a hard day's work. Duties include: Cooking, dishwashing, laundering, gossiping, cleaning, shopping, budgeting, and the occasional hummer.
Level: 5
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 09, 2002 09:21 PM |
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LMAO..but I don't gossip and I don't manipulate
Still..VERY AMUSING
*unleashing Snowy*
-get Gootchie boy !!!
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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