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Cat
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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted June 28, 2002 03:24 PM |
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Hello, I'm Not New
I'm Cat and I'm not new. I am officially discarding any newbie status I may have gained over the past 6 months.
After this period of time, I can officially be considered "Not New". I am now looking forward to my HC pension and hot water bottle, and my complimentary meals on wheels. I may also get a small yappy dog which wears a coat, to fully establish my "Ancient" status.
Assuming a forum only has a "shelf-life" of a year, as was once proposed, life spans of memebers on forums must be measured usuing a different timezone. Using HC years (similar to dog years), I have calcualted that one RL month is Nine HC years. Therefore, I am almost 54 HC years old. This entitles me to pension status and regular sponge baths from male exotic dancers. HC members can live fullfilling and wrinkle-free life up untill they are 5,9000 years old, which means we can enjoy our twilight years in peace. Male members get 6ft amazon nurses instead of male exotic dancers.
Of course, it has been rumoured that HC members get younger and more childish the longer they have been here... if this is the case, then I demand 45 My Little Ponies to keep me occupied between posting my childish rants. I also need spoon-feeding by and exotic male dancer. This last part is extreamly important.
If Val and the mods could ensure these changes were implimented, I'm sure we'd all be very happy.
+QP way to go Cat, nice to see some good threads being brought back to Heroes Community, and welcome back 
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted June 28, 2002 03:29 PM |
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LOOOOL, nice one
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Rune
Hired Hero
Sad
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posted June 28, 2002 03:32 PM |
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Hi Cat VLTNS! Whatever happened to Opal and make a family board?? 
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Love is just a loser's game... - Sko/Torp
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted June 28, 2002 04:42 PM |
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PyroManiaC
Adventuring Hero
and Master of Fire!
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posted June 28, 2002 05:56 PM |
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hehe....
I considerd making a thread just like this yesterday.....
Dont you hate all this im new post...I do!
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Fools dig for water, corpses, or gold.
The earth's real treasure is far deeper.
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zud
Promising
Famous Hero
box worshipper
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posted June 28, 2002 06:30 PM |
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Where do we apply?
For the exotic male dancer position? I have a silver spoon to feed you with!!!
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Winner or Whiner?
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted June 28, 2002 06:51 PM |
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After this period of time, I can officially be considered "Not New". I am now looking forward to my HC pension and hot water bottle, and my complimentary meals on wheels. I may also get a small yappy dog which wears a coat, to fully establish my "Ancient" status.
What kind of complimentary meals on wheels? *wink*
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted June 28, 2002 06:54 PM |
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Applications can be posted here for the post of exotic dancer/ slave. (This is a privilage which comes with age..lol).
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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haile73
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted June 28, 2002 06:57 PM |
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Hmmm, I'm not new either.. but I love my flag.. if it appears that is
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Running may not add years to your life, but it will add life to your years
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted June 28, 2002 07:21 PM |
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Can I have a form please?
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Sir_Elric
Responsible
Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
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posted June 28, 2002 07:31 PM |
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Hmmm, I'm not new either.. but I love my flag.. if it appears that is
Welcome to the Flag Fraternity
*bows*
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Dingo
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Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted November 28, 2003 03:13 AM |
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I am officially discarding any newbie status I may have gained over the past 6 months.
I am also officially discarding any newbie status I may have gained over the past 6 months. I am no longer a Noob.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted November 28, 2003 04:21 AM |
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Is there any reason you revive these ancient threads?
It seems like everyone you revive ends up being a satirical timely thread.
This was a good thread at the time, especially when you could look into the first page and half of them are saying stuff like:
"Noob here, saying hi"
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Lich_King
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Supreme Hero
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posted November 28, 2003 12:02 PM |
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I am also officially discarding any newbie status I may have gained over the past 6 months. I am no longer a Noob.
Wellcome to the garbish poster class, then...
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted June 21, 2004 09:05 AM |
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Wellcome to the garbish poster class, then...
Am I still in the garbish poster class?
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redhawk
Known Hero
Gaurdian Supreme
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posted June 21, 2004 09:34 AM |
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That means that I am about 45 yrs. old. is that to old to dance and bathe you cat.lol
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted June 21, 2004 07:47 PM |
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So I am 315 HC years old... Wow.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted June 21, 2004 09:10 PM |
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So I am 315 HC years old... Wow.
You LIE!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted June 21, 2004 09:51 PM |
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And what makes you think so?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted June 21, 2004 10:36 PM |
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What's this I hear? Cat is back? This could be an interesting turn of events in HC...
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