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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 02, 2002 12:15 AM |
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In related news, Jerry Falwell, shocked that he had missed an opportunity to be outraged scrambled to get in on the action.
"We of the moral majority demand that those muscle bound uruk hai no longer be depicted wearing so little clothing. This is the most blatant display of homoeroticism since the Conan the Barbarian movies. Why, just thinking of that scene where Saruman inspects the uruk hai captain, with his bulging biceps and rippling pectorals, high, firm buttocks, perfectly proportioned legs and wearing nothing but a croth rag that leaves nothing to the imagination I... I... exuse me." The reverend then excused himself to have a cold shower and a lie down and could not be reached for further comment.
In other news, the rumor that the two towers were meant to represent swollen male members locked in sweaty conflict turned out to be a phallusy.
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Darion
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 02, 2002 01:02 AM |
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http://www.haven.org/~dkap/LotR_V_Secret_Diaries.html#beginning
This cheered me up immensely after that stupid petition. It will bring a smile to your face!!! Or more... uhurm..... 
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DarkManiac
Known Hero
of Hell
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posted July 02, 2002 01:37 AM |
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To the Topic: That's what I call oversensitivness.
Darion: LOL. But you know I am still a teenager...
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Lews_Therin
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 02, 2002 02:59 AM |
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Bah. Some people seem to think they are the centre of the universe. Next time IŽll make a petition against film titles that include any kind of food, out of respect for the many thousands that are startving every day.
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