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DoddTheSlayer
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posted July 23, 2003 06:04 AM |
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Good point. I Am responding for this very reason
Actually i have a question for the Cat.
Have you never met a man that these tricks dont work on excluding gay men? Answer carefully because if you say that we are all the same the you shall be spanked by every male member of hc.
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted July 23, 2003 08:10 AM |
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*Starts rolling up his sleeve.*
"Let's hear the answer!"
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Sir_Stiven
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posted July 23, 2003 03:58 PM |
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Quote: Have you never met a man that these tricks dont work on excluding gay men? Answer carefully because if you say that we are all the same the you shall be spanked by every male member of hc.
Somehow i get the feeling that Cat would concider that more of a reward than a punishment
oh, and bort should get a QP for his first post.
Its still hilarious and yet ive read it 4-5 times now i think. And give him a QP for his drinking game while your at it.
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Cat
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posted July 23, 2003 10:22 PM |
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okay... careful answer... I have never met a man IRL these thricks don't work on!
I did a good one the other day... I had a giant spioder in my house and I'm scared of spiders. So I rang my ex to tell him to come and get rid of it. he was reluctant to come and rescue me, untill I told him what I was wearing...
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted July 24, 2003 12:06 AM |
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And on how many different men (if you don't know the exact number, then make a good estimate) have you actually tried these tricks?
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DoddTheSlayer
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posted July 24, 2003 01:00 AM |
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Look at this, she is working her wicked magic on us even now.
This started out as Borts thread and now its Cats. A big chunk of it should be cut and pasted to the temple of worship thread.
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bort
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posted July 24, 2003 03:47 AM |
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I actually just noticed that apparently, the QP I received for this thread has been removed. Might I ask whichever moderator did so why it was removed?
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 24, 2003 04:19 AM |
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This is one of the best threads in all of Tavern. It deserves a QP.
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Djive
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posted July 24, 2003 09:11 AM |
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Edited By: Djive on 24 Jul 2003
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Quote: I actually just noticed that apparently, the QP I received for this thread has been removed. Might I ask whichever moderator did so why it was removed?
I've given it back to you. I've also given Cat one and thought about giving the Old man one.
Note: Mods... Reversing bonuses in any thread after they've been given is something which you MUST announce to the thread where you reverse it.
Now bort in return for RL me giving back your QP, Djive wants to know....
"Do you like my long sharp teeth?"
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Cat
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posted July 24, 2003 12:44 PM |
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Unfortuneately, with the rise in popularity of J-lo, you boys are faced with a new problem...
Her: Does my bum look big in this?
Him: No, no light of my life
Her: Waaaaaa, you don't love me at all.. after all the work I've been doing on it and it doesn't look big? It's over!
Yeah, you see the problem.
In answer to ME... there's a difference between looking and doing
Djive... oh thanx lol although i don't think I deserved one!
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bort
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posted July 24, 2003 03:00 PM |
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Quote:
"Do you like my long sharp teeth?"
Actually, a lot of animal/human hybrids have been asking me this lately. For some reason, it's become really fashionable to get tooth implants because they all think that long, thin teeth are the way to go. Let me tell you ladies, the only thing long, thin teeth do is make the rest of you look wider, so lay off the tooth extensions.
-- Dr. Bort Bortssonssonsson Plastic Surgeon To The Hideous Beasts Forsaken by Mother Nature and All That is Good and Holy.
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Djive
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posted July 24, 2003 08:47 PM |
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Edited By: Djive on 24 Jul 2003
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Cat, the thread wouldn't be half as fun to read without you complementing bort. Are you afraid of getting five reds again?
After careful Djive decides that bort is right and to wear the sabretooth fangs could ruin her looks. Despite it's admirable quality of enabling her to bite off the arm of any tosser she encounters, she decides not to wear it in public.
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted March 23, 2004 10:42 AM |
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REVIVED!!!
ROTFLMAO!
This thread is a great laugh!
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doomnezeu
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posted March 23, 2004 11:15 AM |
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Man, this is the best thread I have read so far on HC!!!
IT RULEZ!!!)
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Asmodean
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posted March 23, 2004 11:20 AM |
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It's like - a National Lampoon movie right here in front of you! Or the Benny Hill show.
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bort
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posted March 24, 2004 03:27 PM |
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Wow, it's nice when a thread of mine is revived by someone other than 2xtreme complaining about a qp I received.
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regnus_khan
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posted March 24, 2004 03:34 PM |
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Quote: Wow, it's nice when a thread of mine is revived by someone other than 2xtreme complaining about a qp I received.
lucky you
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Asmodean
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posted May 16, 2004 01:46 AM |
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I think this ones due to be revived again.
Can't gey enough of bort's humour.
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gorman
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posted May 21, 2004 05:50 AM |
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Such ways of trying to please someone by answering a question are truely awkward... :S Tell the truth, if they don't like it, no skin off your nose.
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mvassilev
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posted August 08, 2004 06:17 PM |
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Revived!
Okay, here's the right thing to say.
She: Does this dress make me look fat?
He: What's a dress?
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