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Ghost_of_Lor...
Adventuring Hero
The first Holy Ghost
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posted July 20, 2002 07:35 PM |
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Heroes Jokes!
This guy is sitting at home playing HOMM4 when, a groop of black dragons come and attack him, "What the?" said the guy, now he finds that a black dragon is the most powerful unit in the game, "ARGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!" said that man he raises his fist, suddenly the computer exploded like a nuculare bomb, all was left was smoking boots knobody knows why theres always smoking boots left, but thats al that was there, but the man wasen't even wearing boots.
Down in the pub... A dwarf walks into a bar and sais "I wanna beer" and the keeper sais "Here ya go" then the dwarf sais "This stuffs weak!" "But sir thats the strongest beer we have" "Ha ha, very funny" sais the dwarf "My ales brought down dragons befor!". Then a Black Dragon walks into the bar, he is about to breath fire on the dwarf when he throughs some dwarven ale into his mouth, the Dragon colapeses. "See?" said the dwarf.
Interveing monsters... "Okay mister wolf what is your favorit thing on HOMM4?" "Growel growel sniff sniff wimper" "Okay he sais he like wolves!" "Mister Titan what do you think of the venom spawn?" the titan squashes the interveiwer. "Mmmph fwumf fweef" "THAT IS CORECT, I DON'T REALY LIKE THEM ALL TO MUTCH" bellows the titan" "Hey Bob I think we need a new interveiver over here" "Mister D-Dra-g-gon w-what do y-AIEEEEEE!!!!" the dragon draws a breath FOOOOM! "Wheres the interveiwer gone?" "I don't know" maby he's that pile of <FOOOM!>... "Wher have y-<FOOOOOM!>..."
ADD YOUR JOKES HERE
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted July 20, 2002 11:35 PM |
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To me the biggest joke about this is that some dude starts yet another thread about heroes jokes. And i find it so boring that i wont even use my n00b toss now 
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"Youre zeroes and ones, youre wrong where im right"
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted July 21, 2002 12:01 AM |
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Yeah lord, you dont come around enough to know so it's understandable that you made this thread. Some people like SiR STIVEN will tell you like they step on hamster's or something!
Just repost that joke in the joke thread, and delete this thread.
All is well! YAy
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KittenAngel
Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
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posted July 21, 2002 09:38 AM |
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what do you call the h4 cd? a drink coaster!!!!!! or a frisbee!!!!!!!
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Never wear anything that panics
the cat.
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bjorn190
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jebus maker
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posted July 21, 2002 10:56 AM |
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Quote:
what do you call the h4 cd? a drink coaster!!!!!! or a frisbee!!!!!!!
Aww sweet Kittenangel =)
u have the best name in the entire world. Canīt help but love it 
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Qu_Purple
Hired Hero
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posted July 21, 2002 11:33 AM |
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You're such a flirt Bjorn
Like your joke btw Kit....was wondering what I could use my h4 disc for 
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Life has ruined my Heroes addiction!!
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KittenAngel
Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
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posted July 21, 2002 10:02 PM |
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tisk tisk BJ whhat would my hubby think?!?!
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Never wear anything that panics
the cat.
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Sir_Elric
Responsible
Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
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posted July 22, 2002 01:46 AM |
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My Heroes Jokes thread has been deleted!!
WAaaaaaaaaa-waaaa-waaaa *sob*
Where or where has it gone?!?!?!?
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Neverwinter Nights - "City of Melnibone"
Direct connect - ausnwn2.dyndns.org:5121
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted July 22, 2002 02:56 AM |
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Dont cry, your awsome heroes jokes site is cool!
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted July 23, 2002 07:59 AM |
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My Heroes Jokes thread has been deleted!!
WAaaaaaaaaa-waaaa-waaaa *sob*
Where or where has it gone?!?!?!?
Er.. I think it is back somewhere deeper in the tavern.
Here's another comic catchpoem from Damacon Ace:
One day two griffins went down to the beach.
One of the griffins said to the other griffin, "Why do the girls run around naked here?"
The second griffin says, "I'm not sure why?"
Then the first griffin replied with, "Because they are soooooooo cute on the top! Got it?"
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