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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 09, 2007 08:31 AM |
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"Do not put a fish in the DVD-drive" in XBox 360 manual. or was it the box? but anyuways how stupid can one be?
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Elvin 
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 09, 2007 09:56 AM |
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You'd be surprised 
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Nirual
Famous Hero
Imbued Ballista
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posted November 09, 2007 12:20 PM |
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I blame the American Way of "you can sue everyone for everything".
Normal people would think twice before doing anything stupid, Americans think "it's not stated I shouldn't do it, so either it's safe, or if it's not, I can sue the company and get rich!".
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In ur base killing ur doods... and raising them as undeads.
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TheDeath
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with serious business
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posted November 09, 2007 04:25 PM |
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"Do not put a fish in the DVD-drive" in XBox 360 manual. or was it the box? but anyuways how stupid can one be?
lol 
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russ
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Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted November 09, 2007 04:28 PM |
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I don't know about you people, but the first thing I thought after seeing XBOX 360 was: where do I find the fish? 
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skullman
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 09, 2007 04:30 PM |
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This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story.
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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted November 10, 2007 07:03 AM |
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Seen at a nearby shipping company that uses Airplanes : Please do not stand in front of airplanes as they taxi down the runway. Possible injury or death may occur. Dang and here I was going to play chicken with a multi ton object hurtling toward me.
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted November 11, 2007 05:43 PM |
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LOL!
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted November 12, 2007 10:18 AM |
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Child's safety seat warning : Only for use by children.
Then there is some of the medicine that is coming out. The sideeffects are worse then the thing they are trying to cure.
For instance : A popular sleep aid medicine carries this warning : May cause Nausea, Vomitting, Dizziness, Drowsiness (that is the point as said before...), fever, constipation, or confusion. Do not take if pregnant, nursing, or may become pregnant. (Since it is possible that any female that is not practicing abstenence, had her tubes tied, or something other drastic reason to become pregnant I guess they can't take it at all). Consult your physician..blah blah blah.
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted November 12, 2007 09:46 PM |
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roy-algriffin
Supreme Hero
Chocolate ice cream zealot
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posted November 12, 2007 10:59 PM |
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Wierd al is pretty damn great.
I think i laughed hardest when he said "I sued ben afflec, Aww do i even need a reason!"
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted November 17, 2007 03:13 PM |
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i found a funny note from a parent to a teacher.
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My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
back on topic.
And on an industrial grade furnace
"WARNING: Do not use this product or any of its components for cooking."
took me a long time to find the second one.
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mvassilev
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posted February 22, 2008 05:49 PM |
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On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
I think I finally figured out what they mean. It's for indoor or outdoor use, not indoor and outdoor use. It's telling you not to string those lights up inside, then extend them outdoors.
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Mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted February 22, 2008 05:53 PM |
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Lol
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If you ask me i think it should be a crime to be stupid(or willing to make pointless lawsuits)
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dota
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Orfinn
Supreme Hero
Werewolf Duke
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posted February 22, 2008 07:05 PM |
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"Do not put a fish in the DVD-drive" in XBox 360 manual. or was it the box? but anyuways how stupid can one be?
I wouldnt do that unless I decided to turn my Xbox 360 into a freaki'n mix master 
The world goes on 
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